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[stoney321]

so drunk. I am so drunk. Okay, just a bit.

I had to backspace over almost every word, so I'd say I'm pretty sauced. I busted my ass all day in the garden making new beds, rearranging things, moving large flagstones (like MASSIVE stones) and I am now drinking caparenas? caparenyas? I don't fucking know, but they are Brazillian mojitos basically and tjhey have mint from my garden and I freaking love my garden.

I LOVE IT. It makes me happy, and when people comment with 'oh your so boring when you talk about gardening, where's the bad!fic?' I want to shake them because what? SCROLL BITCHES. But they're not bitches, they just have opinions.

This drink is soooo good, and Mr. S is almost done with his shower and I love him almost as much as my garden, hahaha. I've been bad on LJ - not commenting and stuff, but I've been reading. I have some really good friends out here, you know? There are some folks that I'm just amazed to be friends with because of how much I love them - Jess, Lee, Dovil... That's just for starters. Crap, people will be upset for not being mentioned. but I love Laura and Sophie and many many more and I hope all of your SAturdays are well, for mine is near perfection.

Also, I met a neighbor that will drink with me, ha ha! And her children don't know who Jesus is either, and that is no small feat in my neighborhood. Um, not that Jesus is bad, or something, because I quite liked the man. Just - we aren't church people.

holy fuck, i don't think i'm making sense. I have a dirty movie to watch and a man to hug upon. Love to you all. Seriously! LOVE!!! *hugs everyone who needs it, and those who don't, I hug them twice!!!*

Comments

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Gardens are rarely boring...and your talk of gardening is never boring!
I have mint in my patio garden; and rosemary, and thyme.
I'm planting a vegetable garden this year for the first time in years. I'm so excited!
You're a lucky woman.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am LISTING in my chair. Like, I should not be sitting in it. I should be in bed.

MINT. I have mint in my drinks. Mmmm. once you plant mint, you always have it! VEGGIES = AWESOME.

Whoa - going out of the chair now.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, DRUNK GIRL MAKES ME LAUGH.

I luff you, too. (I'm going with the assumption that I'm the Lee you named. If not, WHO IS THIS OTHER LEE AND WHY IS SHE BETTER LIKED THAN ME?!? I WILL CUT HER.)

Huh, you'd think I'm drunk but nope.

In five weeks we'll be able to be drunk together. WATCH OUT, TEXAS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

lee come see me right now, oaky? LEE IT IS YOU.

dun kut no one. <3<3<3

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

LOL. I love you, babe. Even if you didn't mention me. *cough*bitch*cough*

If I lived near you I'd drink with you anytime. But it's a 13 hour drive from my home to yours.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! how how did I miss SALLY. Probably because I think of you all the time, so i assumed i mentioned it.

come drink with me! do you kmpow how excited i am for october?! <3 you.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

There will definitely be post-walk drinking in October. :)

Love you too, babe.

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

You are drinking capybaras. Stop it, they're endangered.

Also: WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, CHARLIE!!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS A BRIDGE OF JOY AND WONDERMENT AND JOYNESSS!!

*adds a squillion points to your tally, what?!*

AWESOME.

[going-not-gone.livejournal.com]

You sound like you're in your drunken happy place. I wish I was there too. Or in my own happy drunken place...clearly I'm not in yours since you didn't mention me (POUT!) but that's okay. Really. Enjoy your booze-soaked Saturday night, sweetie.

:)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

i am soooo in my place of joyness. mmmmmm. i couldn't name everyone! i can barely name my SELF let alone people. dude this shit from Brazil is ridiculous. like, white lightening strong.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I am so drunk.

You realize that's the Southern Woman's Mating Call, right? Except it's usually more like, "I'm so druuuuunk!"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

i thought that was the blonde girl's mating call? i can not get the typing right.

i'm also laughing a whole lot

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Gardens are *never* boring. No, really -- I have the blackest thumb of Blackdonia and they are never boring.

Also, you are love.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

dude, how can gardens be lame when you can SIT IN IT? and hear birds and a breeze and smell the goodness... i dun get peoples.

i am SO WASTED, Andrea. holy shit. it's been a long time, wow.

[lynnenne]

*hugs you a squillion times over*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LYNNE I LOVE YOU. like, crazy admiration wanna hug you RIGHT NOw love.

[leila82.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE!!! Drunk post!!! *glee!*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

omg SYLAR, yikes!

also: ha!

[leila82.livejournal.com]

DUDES. Sylar may be scary, but at least he's hot! He can eat my brains anytime.

Your icon, on the other hand...*is skeered*

[floweringjudas.livejournal.com]

O HAY WHERE'S THE BAD!FIC.

*hugs!* Yay cheerful drunk post! I like hearing about your garden, I was just joking up there. I can't make things grow but it's good to know there are people who can. YAAAAAAAAAAY heathen neighbor!

I'm glad your Saturday was good. ♥♥♥♥♥

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

joking huh? no no no i had people in mind - they've mentioned how lame and old ladyish I am for being all "ooh, roses! holes to be dug ftw!" heeeeeee.

LAURA. You are awesome.

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

I AM ALSO DRUNK! We are totally kindred spirits, even if I didn't make the List of Specific Love. Hee! ::laughs way too loudly::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, POSHY I LOVE YOU. Even though I failed to mention you. I HEART YOU, you goodlooking elfin CUTENESS.

*slupry neck glomp*

[lettered.livejournal.com]

I've had that Brazilian drink too. It was after 3 margaritas and a red bull with vodka though so fuck me if I remember what it's called.

[maevebran.livejournal.com]

*giigles* *hugs*

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Gardening talk is never boring and pretty gardening pics (http://trixiefatcat.livejournal.com/13820.html) are even better.
Now if my daffs would only be a little farther along...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tayler/]

*giggles*
DrunkenStoney = LUV
XD

Plus, on a relevant note...was talking to my girls (13 and 15) last year about Easter, you know...the real Easter...when I looked at their blank faces and said, "You girls don't know who Jesus is do you?"

They both shrugged.

O.o

I had that "I am so going to Hell for not teaching my kids about Christ" moment. Fallback from my evangelical days! So I summarized the Life/Death/Resurrection story in a neat little CliffsNotes format, and explained that they could decide for themselves what to believe...I've done my part!
*phew...that was close*
;)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Those sound like good drinks!

<3 <3 <3

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a great weekend! You have mint growing already... we got more snow last night. :-( But it's going to melt soon! Really it will! (power of positive thinking)

We saw the Last Mimzy yesterday -- it was fun for the older one, a bit scary for the younger. I think your kids might like it.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

*squishes drunk stoney*
*CFTU*

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Heh, this post is even funnier the next day. How was your dirty movie? :0D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, IT IS. Oh my god, I am all over the map with the discussion up there, huh? And it felt SO IMPORTANT to say all of that.

???

The movie was FINE. It would have been better if it lived up to its NC-17 rating, instead of being all "arty" and shit. :D

[essene.livejournal.com]

Hangover today? Hope not.

I just think it's so cute that you're a love drunk. i.e., "I love you man!"

*squeezes you*

And yay! Man is home!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Psssh, I'm Iron Mike! The only time I get hungover is if someone was smoking around me (or I smoke. Shhh. I've only done that, like, twice.) I'm TOTALLY a love drunk, hahaha!

SQUISH! Oh! Oh! One of my friends saw DanRad onstage in the NUDE this past week! She said (and she's NOT a fangirl) that he was... mragnificent. Ahem.

[essene.livejournal.com]

I just read this to dancetomato and she groaned aloud and railed at the injustice of other people being able to see him naked. He's soooooo preetay.

Is this someone who may have an LJ and did a write-up perchance? Or are you just one of those lucky bitches who has friends worldwide? Lucky bitch.

*snog*

[wildrosesings.livejournal.com]

Now, me? I am looking forward to hearing you ramble about your garden now that it is spring. Because I'm living vicariously through other people's gardens. (*hates being bogged down in grad school and small apartments*)

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! Oh dude, you're so cwute! I read your post with a slur and half off my chair as I wobbled towards and away from the screen just to get into the mood of it. Did you do the typing with the frown of concentration as you hunch over the screen and thump your fingers into the keys? Good times.

But they're not bitches, they just have opinions.

HAHA! You could tell that you were happy drunk and in that good place. Cause they are bitches, Stoney. They are bitches. And next time you shake them you should punch them in the throat to boot.

I LUFF YOU TOOOOOO!