Uh huh. *tongue in cheek*

[stoney321]

I have Eddie Haskell in my house. (Google it, kids.) Let me preface this with the mention that it is POO-HOO-WHORING outside. Hail. Thunder. One of those prairie electrical storms. My son was on his way back from a friend's house - he called - and I ran outside to call him in. (Those storms can quickly become bad - we're under a tornado warning) He comes running to the door, dripping, and a raggedy, sopping wet kid comes up behind him. I give them the look. The "I didn't say you could bring a friend home in a downpour and you're going to wreck my house" look.

The child reads my expression, puts on a contrite face, and tells me how LOVELY I LOOK, and gosh, isn't my house so ATTRACTIVE? Those are his words. The boy is 11. I am currently in a dirty ballcap and tee shirt, having worked in the garden for the most part, and haven't ducked into the shower yet, and there's laundry piled everywhere. Riiiiiiight.

Oh, he's good. He's very good. he's wrapped up in a towel in our gameroom, as I've been informed his mother "knows I'm over here, and she's running errands." Uh huh.

Here's a random song for your trouble, those who read it all. :D Del The Funky Homosapien: Mistadobolina

Comments

[josieobsessed.livejournal.com]

But how awesome for your son to have a friend like Eddie Haskell. Well, awesome for you, not your son. I mean, have him over for dinner and you will NEVER have to clear the table. Also, if there's something your son wanted to do, I'm sure Eddie Haskell, Jr. would be happy to lend a hand around the house, just to help you out.

I say use Haskell to your advantage. Let us learn from Ward and June's mistakes.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I NEED TO WORK THIS, yes. DIshes, laundry, cat box scooping.... *rubs chin* BRILLIANT!

[josieobsessed.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY, stoney, EXACTLY. Anytime a chore is too icky for you, invite Haskell over for cookies or something.

Anytime you need handling tweens, let me know. My stepson is 17 now, but when I married his father, he was 10. Oh, yes, they are a snaky bunch.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i'm laughing because I am waiting DESPERATELY for Ros_Fod to write Edward Furlong "Connor"/Vincent Kartheiser fic. :D So. Heeee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

DONE. And his sad situation makes it perfect for him to be written as a rent boy. With a male whore that knows the ropes and is hardened a bit by it, but looking for someone. And there's the VK introduction.

I should NOT embarrass myself and say that a Corey Haim porno is winging its way to my house, should I? And that I want Corey Haim as a rentboy fic?

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

That's a lovely dress you've got on, Mrs. Cleaver.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEE. And like, I re-caulked the bathroom today. I looked down a few minutes ago and I have a chunk of white caulk on my knee. NIIIIIIIIICE. :D

(And did you see I posted the boarding school kink fic? Just letting you know...)

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG WHERE???

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

RIGHT HERE. (I posted at a wonky time where like... five people caught it.)

[lynnenne]

Heeeeeeee. You'd better keep a close eye on the Beaver, there, June.

Wow, that sounded pretty dirty.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, such a pretty icon! And heh - yeah, there were some great quotes (unintentional) from that show. Heeee!

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Instead of your kid bring home draggly wet 11 year olds can't you train him to bring home oiled up male model 25 year olds? It's what a caring child would do, especially one that likes eating.

Ha! I remember that song. Mistadobolina, Mister Bob Dobilina, BOB DOBILINA! I throw my arms in the air like I just don't care.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Why can't he??? Of course, the hot 25 year olds will turn out to be gay and just want to borrow my heels, the cheeky bastards.

I have been reliving my hip hop era ALL AFTERNOON. Ooooh, oooh, Mistadobalina!

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

The child reads my expression, puts on a contrite face, and tells me how LOVELY I LOOK, and gosh, isn't my house so ATTRACTIVE? Those are his words. The boy is 11.
Bwah!
Maybe he's Eddie's (http://www.litb.com/eddie.htm) grandson. Better keep an eye on your little Beavers there June.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEE. Pack on a good thirty pounds to the original Eddie and we've GOT A WINNER.

*smirks*

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Do not turn your back on this kid for one nanosecond.

Have I mentioned (lately) that I love how you throw in random, undergroundish hip-hop? I haven't? Well I DO. *goes to dig up her copy of 'Both Sides of the Brain'*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THEY PLAYED WHERE I WAS, YES. (And they recreated getting caught in the storm to the delight of Emily. Then I made sure he was dry, packed him in the car and drove him home. TO BE SURE.)

Dude, DEL. I just realized he was on the Gorillaz first album, I feel sofa king wee todd it. (Shhh, but I've been grooving to New Edition today, hahahahaha!)<-- loses all street cred.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Street cred, shmeet cred, yo.

He's also part of Deltron 3030 (with Dan the Automator, among others). Dude. Dooooood. If my connection didn't suck I would YSI some stuff to you. I may try it later, when I'm not iconning and writing.

I did find a Deltron 3030 vid on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCXwl7XBiQ

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I have some Deltron 3030, but I'm not gonna front: I got it today. *g* Thanks for the video link!

(Jaw Gymnastics? Time Keeps on Slippin'? I'm loving those both. If you have others you like, and you feel so inclined, hit me up!)

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

YAY KIDS.

*tacklehugpounce*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NOT THIS ONE. He is SHADY, I feel it in my BONES. Like, with the right training he could be Artful Dodger.

*GLOMP!*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

God, I have such a used to have such a crush on the Artful Dodger.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! With the long side locks in front of his ears?? And the dancing and the elvish features!?

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[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! It's amazing to me that an eleven-year-old-kid has that trying to be smooth training in him. He's a future salesman, I'll wager.

I'm making spinach-ricotta pies! *runs to check on them*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Seriously! I had the driest face, J. I swear, it took everything for me to not roll my eyes and say, "Uh huh. What's your angle, kid?" Heee! The very picture of charming innocence. *has waterfront Kansas property for you*

OH YUM!!!!! Are you using puff pastry or pie crust? DELISH. We are having kids' choice: chili dogs. Which means I'm having a bowl of Kashi. :D

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Pie crust -- in fact, I'm using some frozen pie crust, though the filling is all home made. You know, though, I bet I could do a kind of...savory strudel thing, using frozen puff pastry sheets sometime in the future.

Chili dogs! I was pondering having chili dogs the other day. Only they would be Not Dogs, and the chili would be vegetarian (and possibly organic). Does that just go against everything the chili dog stands for?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, savory strudel. I'm thinking you're talking about using your homemade filling with the pastry sheets? I may.. I may need a moment. *<3s food*

And you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?! Those faux-chili dogs of yours are AWESOME. Because you can have that, and we can have ours, and if we put the SAME CHEESE on them both, no one would know. Heeeeee!

It's the cheese that unites us!! *clings*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! Yes! This is why I could never be a vegan. Cheese is love!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

But at least you have a kinda smarmy kid to compliment you! When you have caulk on your knee and you're kinda dirty and stinky. That's kinda ballsy of the kid because how did he know you wouldn't haul off and smack him for being a suck-up? Not that you normally do that, but HOW DID HE KNOW?!

Okay, those two glasses of wine I nearly chugged before dinner? GOING TO MY HEAD NOW. LAME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha, I kept up the drinking yesterday with Alison and her sister (who is moosesal's doppleganger, I kid you not!) and it was like being 26 all over again. Ahahaha.

He really lucked out, this kid. *rolls up sleeves*

[brandil.livejournal.com]

It used to make me so *mad* when my mom would insinuate one of my friends was an Eddie Haskell. Gah!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE!

Brandi, this kid was SOOOO turning on the charm. Like, he'd been COACHED in how to talk to mothers to get his way. SERIOUSLY.

[brandil.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an Eddie Haskell kid to me *g*

[maevebran.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* both at the Leave it to Beaver refernece and the icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeee! I love that icon SO MUCH. *polishes it on my sleeve*

*g*

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Okay, in this day and age, Haskell was totally casing your joint. Yeah, he was drying his wet hair, but his shifty 11 year old eyes were looking at pocketables for future pilfering. That kid warrants watching.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! We made the Artful Dodger comparison above, I think y'all are onto something!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! Hey, at least this kid knows the meaning of charm! After all the effort we put into drumming manners into our kids? It really takes you aback, I can imagine. I wonder what his parents are like?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! RIGHT! He clearly had been coached, but to have such impeccable manners in such a bedraggled child... Also, he was a COMPLETE STRANGER. The Boy met him while riding around in the rain. (!!! He was supposed to be at his friend's house!) I've yet to lay eyes on mom or dad...

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Are you sure the kid's name wasn't Damian? Check the house for the smell of brimstone.

(Then again, better than A,who used to arrive at his best friend's house, not say hello, wander right over to the cabinet and riffle through looking for stuff to eat. He would get tossed out for that one.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! I'll be sure to look into numerical tattoos and foreshadowed death in any future photographs. :D

In other news, I just got back from Disneyland (aka: the orchid greenhouse) and now have a foot and a half of a vanilla orchid hardening off. EEEEEE!