I got your random RIGHT HERE. *points to brain meat*

[stoney321]

1. Just got back from Gunther's with a foot and a half of Vanilla orchid. He was lovely and gave me 18 inches. Ahahahaha. He also made sure it had both a side shoot AND a flower pod. If I can get two flowers, I can grow my OWN VANILLA BEANS, what?! \o/
2. I also came back with three Tillandsias, and they are so pretty and cool.
3. I had lunch (strawberry/spinach/feta/walnut salad) with some old friends, and it was great catching up with them.
4. I redeemed some coupons for free plants today and have THREE FULL FLATS (60 plants) looking at me. FREE!!
5. I have been reading bad!fic and laughing my ASS OFF. Also cringing a lot because BODIES DON'T WORK THAT WAY. (I've got a compilation coming tomorrow)
6. I felt kind of cute today.
7. I'm going to shave my dog. This could be quite the adventure.
8. I forgot what 8 was for but
9. 9, 9 Is that I just remembered I forgot to mail a package to FLAHrida, boo.
10. I have watched: Tsotsi (waaaaaah!!) Young Adam (aka: the movie where Ewan McGregor spanks the hell out of a chick's ass and screws every woman on screen \o/) and The Dreamers. <-- that one isn't going back for a bit. TWINCEST, what?! (And I realized the American Boy is Henry from Dawson's Creek, ahahaha!)
11. Tomorrow I have Blown Away coming, and there may be Corey Haim RPS after viewing. Ahahahaha!

Comments

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

>>I'm going to shave my dog. This could be quite the adventure.

Is that a euphemism perchance?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE! NO, missy, because I would have said my CAT. (Seriously: shaving the German Shepherd. I'm gearing up for it.)

[lumenara.livejournal.com]

I can grow my OWN VANILLA BEANS, what?! \o/

That would be really cool. Do you know how to dry them and all of that?

I await the results of number four with... a reminder to not be drinking anything when those are posted.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Won't that be awesome? I mean, I'm not holding my breath because they're VERY tricksy, but still! (And yes - I have a dehumidifier that they'd go in.)

Yes - I will slap warnings all over my garden so when I put the new plants in, you won't spit soda all over them. Hee hee! *tickle*

[lumenara.livejournal.com]

On the random front, I provide you with two completely different links.

This one (http://pandagon.net/2007/03/26/beyond-the-pale-anti-gay-racist-emails-from-army-recruiter/) is from wolfshark.
I am linking it only to be certain that you have been made aware of the phrase "GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE" in its original capslock.

This one (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/03/this_might_shut.html) is from poshcat, and it may be cute enough to merit some sort of restrictive legislation.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Oh! Homegrown vanilla beans! Very awesome. I debating on tomato plantage. I miss garden tomatoes so much.

Your salad sounds so good. Mmmmm... *craves* *also has Violent Femmes in her head now*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha my plan worked! *slips Big Daddy Kane in there in case you're burnt out on the Femmes*

And you should TOTALLY put some tomatoes in! Do it quickly so the flowers set before it gets hot. Mmmmmm, 'maters. I have.... nine plants in the garden right now? Some romas, beefsteaks, and pear (cherry) toms. Mmmmm.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I want a tomato sandwich, of course store boughts? So not worth it.

El Paso's weather has been uber wonky lately; we're expecting a cold front! One day it's 80, the next 50.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

50s is fine for tomatoes! It's the 40 and below for more than a day or so that screw them up. Little weird fact: once the soil temperature hits 90 (for this season's tomatoes) they are done setting fruit, so that's why we tell people to get them in by the end of March, or wait until fall. Or buy a really big plant. :D

Tomato sandwich! What would go on that? Just maters and salt/pepper? Mmmmm.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Ah, see I didn't know that, I thought 50 would be too low.

Thickish tomato slices, farm stand sharp cheddar, kosher salt, fresh crack pepper on airy, crusty artisian bread. Heaven. Heeeaven.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I... I have everything but the fancy bread. (Mind you, it's GOOD bread, just not like, asiago wheat or something delish.)

I WANT THAT IN MY BELLEH.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Or even just the tomato slices, a sprinkle of fresh slivered basil, and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil with salt/pepper!

/tomato fantasizing

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OKAY, YES PLEASE!! (I'm having kinda sorta that, but with roasted red peppers, sprouts, pesto, and spinach leaves! Mmmmm.)

[leighm.livejournal.com]

Curious to know what you thought about Young Adam. Ewan screws someone about every other scene. So true. Of course he's never been shy about being sans clothes and what's under them. *cough*VelvetGoldmine*cough*

In The Dreamers also I believe that the sister is Eva Green who's in the new James Bond film.

BODIES DON'T WORK THAT WAY *snorts* The fic is unbelievably bad sometimes. Can't wait to see what you found.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, right you're relatively new to me! I am a HUUUUUUUUGE fan of Ewan's. That was one of the only things I've not seen with him in it (what was wrong with me?) and I must say, his cheeky need to show his cock in most of his movies has me satisfied. :D (I've even written loads of Ewan fic. I <3 him.)

Oh, THAT'S RIGHT! She's the love interest for Bond, James Bond! I couldn't place it...

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I'm going to shave my dog.

::raised eyebrow:: Is that what the kids are calling it, these days?

8. I forgot what 8 was for but

::snort:: Thanks for the earworm. ::humming:: Ten, ten, ten, ten, for everything, everything, everything, everything!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, Posh asked that SAME THING. And no, I'm LITERALLY shaving my dog. Hee!

And AHAHAHA, Adis723 also blamed me for the ear worm. Frankly, you should be glad I didn't start with I'm gonna gonna getchu drunk, getchu drunk off my lady humps. Or how-the-fuck-ever that song goes. (I may be the only person in the world that hasn't listened to the damn thing.)

...I'd be more than happy to give you a new ear worm? :D

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Me & Posh, our minds pretty much only have the one working track. ;)

And your earworm powers will not work on me, because I have no freaking idea what song you're singing now. Ha! "lady humps"? That was in an actual song? You're just making that up.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*clings to you*

Okay, so there's TWO of us that haven't heard that song. And yes. It's real. MY LOVELY LADY HUMPS. <-- lyrics!! LYRICS!!

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I'm remembering Mr S being killed by shaving Scrappy. Oh, Scrappy. *loves* So, good luck with that. Also BWAH, I have found school photos of me as a child online (facebook)! *drive by pounce*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Scrappy has been missing. We think he actually went off this time to die. :((( He has lost all of his teeth now! Woe. We're not sure, so I'm thinking positively

My derg is all shave-ed and clean like a newly shorn LAMB and she's full of wriggles because no longer is she suffocating in her fur coat, huzzah!

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

gah. How long has he been gone? ...shit. *removes FOOT from MOUTH. Or possibly keeps it there to block further STUPID REMARKS.*

AW. Oh, the baby. Also gah YES, she must have been SO hot. How are Hope and Darthanne?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I know! *cries* Since Friday morning, and we had a thunderstorm last night, so. He is NOT a fan of thunder/rain, so my hope is he's holed up someplace dry.

Hope and Darthanne are well - Darthanne is gearing up for Hunting Season. Eeesh. Hope taunted Sally through the window as Sally got her haircut. It was pretty hilarious. (Also, Emily says HELLO is a silly voice to you. *g*)

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

*hugshugshugs* Maybe he has a MISTRESS.

Aw. How does she get on with the dogs?

EMIIILYYYY. *does silly voice back* Tell her I want a drawing for my wall. *grins*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! *crosses fingers* She and Sally are BEST OF FRIENDS. Sally gets very excited when Em stumbles down the stairs in the morning and snorgles her fully awake. AWWWWWWWW.

*hands her crayons and paper*

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Talk about an interesting trio of flicks.

I am eagerly awaiting your venture into vanilladom. (Oh Laura, she's so vanilla.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had a good couple of movie nights, I must say. All three are good ones, too.

And hahahahaha I AM vanilla! Aside from my mother/son incest fic, I'm TEWTALLY VANILLA. :D

I hope you know this will go down on your permanent

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

record. 10 is for EVERYTHING EVERYTHING!!! You are hilarious.

Why do you shave your dog? For humility? To keep her in line and to make sure she remembers you're the alpha?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I shave my dog because she's a HAIRY BITCH. Literally. And she's starting to blow her coat, so this just saves me from sweeping huge chunks of rabbit fur every day. (I dun haff no skeen derg like you no mores.)

[gillo]

Just got back from Gunther's with a foot and a half of Vanilla orchid.

This made me double-take. Gunther's was a famous Regency tea-house where they did famous ice-creams. For a second I envisaged orchid and vanilla - a new type of Ben 'n Jerry's?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeee! No, no, Gunther's is a renowned orchid cultivator here in my city, and I visited his candy mountain greenhouse and bought the delectable plant!

But I bet an orchid-n-vanilla plant would be AWESOME! Like honey and vanilla and maybe a hint of lemony fruit??? GLAH. Gimmie some of that now, please.

[dwivian]

Um....

You feel kind of cute, are considering shaving your dog, and got 18 inches from Gunther....

....I have no words.....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Oh, the fun of innuendo... In other news slightly related, the dog is running in circles in the backyard, happy with her haircut.

:D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NO TO THE FELDMAN. I hate Corey Feldman post-Stand By Me, because he became the morphed love child of Michael Jackson and Roy Orbison and weird. (Okay, I'll totally write that shit.)

THEY ARE RENT BOYS AND HAVE SEX WITH THE CHICK FROM BAYWATCH IN THIS MOVIE, WHAT!?!

*saves you a vanilla pod* I'm singing to Biz Markie right now, and my world is FINE.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON.

And yeah - the movie was... arty. HOWEVER. It would serve my needs FAR MORE through my imagination and screencaps. Because of the pretty visuals. (And lack of... proper release of sexual tension. NC-17 my ass.)

And Pitt TOTALLY needed to make out with him. I kept waiting for it! BAH. (His lips are just RIDICULOUS. I want to eat him up.)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

60 plants! I don't know if I've had as many plants as that my entire life!!!

Why can't you be eating that salad now, so I can sneak off with it?

Oh god, if you write the rps, it has to be the Two Coreys! I forget what the other one was named, though...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

oh my GOSH it is going to be BEAUTIFUL when you come, I can't wait!!! (And that's not mentioning the two other flats of plants I got earlier ... Ahem. I may be slightly obsessed.)

I will take you for that salad, by the way!! It's at the place where we will get the cupcakes of OH MY GOSHness.

My sister said the SAME THING about the Coreys! (Feldman. I... he's going to be rough for me, because he's the love child of Michael Jackson and Roy Orbinson!!) But I will suck it up and do it! *admires your Riley/Buffy icon*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

YAY, CUPCAKES!

Yes, urgh, the Feldman Corey is not so attractive. Maybe he could lust after the Haim Corey, but it could be unrequited, while the Haim Corey becomes a rich man's rent boy. Woohooo!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. I love that you're calling them last name first, first name last coreys, because that's funny. (And I think that may be the premise of this movie!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU CLICKED THE AHAHAHAHA LINK!!)

Also: heeee! I have checked and my local Linens-n-Things HAS THESE. I may need to splurge...

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that icon cracks me up!

Heee, those look very cute. You would be the coolest mom on the block for Em's class with those!!!!

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

Oh I remember that movie. Ewan was such a dick. Erm. I mean, the character was such a dick. Never Ewan. Ewan's lovely. I luuuurrrrve Ewan. I think I might have gotten my husband to fall into a touch of a Ewan man-crush, too, by getting him to watch Long Way Round with me. Hearing him call his wife his "wee bonny lass" was just so *sniffle* sweeeet. (Plus there was Ewan nudity. Gotta love that.)

ANYway, I really stopped by to tell you I well nigh made an idiot of myself today while out with my family playing miniature golf. I smelled that plant or flower with the gorgeous lemony overtones again, so I was leaning over and sniffing every single plant in an attempt to locate it. Still no luck, blast it. But I shan't give up. Some day I WILL find it!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MMmmmMMMmmmmm Ewan. I'm a fan. I particularly like him in a kilt. *points to icons* There's something about a Scotsman in a dress, am I right?

DAMMIT WHAT IS THAT PLANT!??! (I would have sniffed everything with you, too!)

[my_daroga]

Mmmm, Gordon Gano...

*ahem*

The Dreamers! Me and my boy and our friend-boy saw that in the theater, which was awesome. But silly me, *I* thought the American boy was from Hedwig!

(mmm, twincest)