pre-holiday list

[stoney321]

• This made me laugh out loud several times. I want a "Rod of Iron" for exercising, too. Oh, The Onion. How do you please me so thoroughly? *beams*
• I have decided to stop submitting things to McSweeny's as they STILL don't accept Gmail accounts on their servers, and I'm tired tired TIRED of getting "we tried, and we can't deliver" messages, thinking they've accepted something.
• (I submitted this Easter Parody song again - tried last year, too.) WHATEVER, McSWEENY'S. Get with the times, and the times are Google. (You're based in SF, for Pete's sake!)
• I have bookmarked this post for all the awesome SpringSmut fics in the HP fandom (she knows good fic)
• Mr. S left early this morning to come home and help me with all the stress from this week (bullying reared its ugly head again yesterday, and I almost grabbed a BAT to hunt down the little 10 year old bastard) and I love him very very much. *sings Love Of My Life to heem*
• Friday Night Lights was on last night and I have re-watched three times already. If you aren't watching, you should be. Season finale next week. They also just won a Peabody Award.
• Tonight is new Comedy, aka The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Andy Richter PI. I am very happy about that.
• I have plans to rewatch "Blown Away" and MSTK3 it, because I want everyone to share my pain joy!!
• PocketHal has helped me decide to have a drink today. And not touch him. Dave.
• Shouldn't we all have a pajama party and wear our most comfy jammies and eat bad food and watch The Neverending Story and Sixteen Candles and braid each other's hair and do mud masks and put the bra of the first person that falls asleep in the freezer? And have booze? Or really really good juice boxesdrinks? We can all teach ourselves that new dance, too! Hahaha.
• we are doing (blissfully) nothing on Easter Sunday because as Lee will tell you, we are Heathens. Hurray! Okay, I will cook something. And we'll have chocolate. Just like Our Lord ate. And I'll buy things on sale, just like the Apostles did. ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW?don't kill me, Lee!

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't we all have a pajama party and wear our most comfy jammies and eat bad food and watch The Neverending Story and Sixteen Candles and braid each other's hair and do mud masks and put the bra of the first person that falls asleep in the freezer?

::sighs blissfully:: Except I vote for non-stop TV/DVD viewing of Robin of Sherwood, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and other such fannish delights.

And lots and lots and lots of booze.

we are doing (blissfully) nothing on Easter Sunday because as Lee will tell you, we are Heathens.

Shall I tell you my shameful happiness? Because Manly's mother is dead, I no longer have to cook Easter dinner for the family. ::cue hallelujah chorus:: ::is also heathen::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, the BtVS and AtS are TOTALLY in there! (I have on good authority - yours - that I need to catch up on Life on Mars, too.)

BOOZE AHOY. <-- that should be the party title on the invites.

I love cooking family meals when the FUN family is coming over. We had the inlaws over this past Sunday so I could avoid having to deal with a day of religion and terse conversation THIS weekend, hallelujah and pass the hootch. :D

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Who do you think Jesus' personal trainer is?

I would love to see the video of "Risen". Especially the dance break.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, I DON'T think it's Judas, I can tell you that much! I'd like to see Noah as his life coach. We know the man can look at a task, organize, and complete.

*sends Noah a whistle with "Life Coach" in sparkly paint pens*

[coercion88.livejournal.com]

I love being a heathen. Especially an ex-Irish Catholic one - the chocolate tastes soooo much better.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mmm hmm! You might even say it tastes SINFULLY good. (If we believed in sin.) Wait - do we believe in sin? Or just bad behavior/choices? :D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Jeff and I have just caught up through "The Mud Bowl." We love this show SO INCREDIBLY MUCH.

I would very much like to have easter at your house as I do not want to be locked up with my relatives, including my mother in law, who keeps SHOWING UP AT THE HOUSE UNANNOUNCED. Ack.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IS FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS THE BEST OR WHAT?! Did they capture small town USA perfectly or did they capture small town USA perfectly?? I love that show, and I want to be Mrs. Coach Tami Taylor when I grow up and have her hair.

Why does this woman come unannounced? Is she going senile? I am on permanent senility watch with my MiL. Even if she doesn't need it. I've got a turkey baster full of tranquilizers ready to pour down her throat at the slightest opportunity!! *holds you*

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

I was laughing at the headline of that Onion article: they had me at hello.

My husband turned down Easter plans for my daughter and me, telling the family since we'd be so busy Saturday that driving out of town to see them on Sunday would give me no down time for the whole week-end. When he told me later what he had done he also said, "Plus if you're home, you can cook me dinner."

Ahahahahaha.

Oh wait, he was only half kidding. He already bought a Lemon Meringue Pie for dessert. It's sitting in the refrigerator, acting like a mobster who says he's just hanging around to be friendly, but everyone knows his real purpose is ensuring the store owner doesn't 'accidentally forget' to pay the boss.

Freaking pies - they're more sinister than anyone imagines.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The image further on SHOWING Jesus working out with Gatorade and scrunchy socks, HEEEEE. Oh, man I laughed so hard at that.

I would like a slice of lemon meringue pie, pls. And for you to cook for me, as well. *puppy eyes* Heee! I hope you survive!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

we are doing (blissfully) nothing on Easter Sunday because as Lee will tell you, we are Heathens. Hurray!

Personally, I'm going to celebrate Easter by watching The Last Temptation of Christ, Life of Brian and that cinematic masterpiece Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (who can't love a movie in which Jesus and a Mexican wrestler band together to save Canadian lesbians from vampires?). And so, as a BLASPHEMER, I am to be stoned to death.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE CELEBRATING JUST HOW I WOULD. Now don't forget your zombie movies, because Jesus was the second* (but more famous) zombie!

(*Lazarus was the first zombie.)

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

And 30 Rock has been picked up for a second season! Yay!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that AWESOME!? That made me so happy to hear, I freaking LOVE that show. I love it so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

:D

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

All they have to do is pick up FNL and I'll want to take NBC out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Now someone needs to make an icon with the NBC logo and "Who dat is?" "My baby daddy!" on it FTW!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Hurray for a relaxing Easter Sunday. We're having a good one ourselves, I think. Going to some friends' house and eating with them. They're doing most of the cooking; I'm just bringing a couple of dishes. The kids will run amok downstairs in the basement and we'll have nice quiet adult time. With occasional hollering to "keep it to a dull roar!" down there.

I like that PocketHal. Open the pod bay door, Hal... Maybe Hal will help me decide what to make for dinner sometime. He's rather agreeable, although he can be indecisive, I've noticed.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

PocketHal makes me laugh because he can turn sinister on a DIME. Your Sunday sounds great! I think my sister and fiance are coming up, but we can totally relax and hang with them and not stress, which is the best kind of company.

How great that you and Ron get some much needed adult time!!

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

It's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*LOVES!*

It's a mountain of wonder and joy... and joyness!