Happy Monday!

[stoney321]

• Being finished with painting my kitchen cabinets
• how they look
• the sound of my wee water fountain
• hummingbirds!! Drinking from my wee fountain!
• the delight in picking up a snail and chucking it over the fence to the waiting mockingbirds (they're afraid of Darthanne, and rightfully so)
• the smell of my bearded irises
• and roses
• and alyssum
• today is Sally Von Schtupp's 3rd birthday! Awww. (she's getting a "cake" made out of chicken and rice - shaped like a dogbone, heee!)
• Music like this song (Last Night, a cover by UPenn's a capella group - no really! They're awesome.)
• and this one (Two Step by Dave Matthews Band - one of my all time favorite songs EVER on the EARTH because of the freaking amazing double toms [/drum nerd])
• and this (You Know My Name by Chris Cornell, because 1) he has one of the best voices in rock and 2) it makes me think of James Bond in his sexy tight baby blue swim trunks and OH MMY GOODNESS, that's a good thing to think about.)
• upcoming visitors like entrenous88 this weekend and southernbangel next weekend!!
• blue blue BLUE skies
• my scale
• long walks that almost wear me out (it's the "almost" that makes me happy)
• this new "diet" we've got the boy on - oh, the CHANGE! It's fantastic, and he's happy = mom's happy
• my new wee desert terrarium - Jess, one sedum is called burrito!! Heee!
• going to San Fransisco in July to meet up with germaine_pet and others to see James Marsters declare he's gay and love a RENT BOY in a play!!
• I mean, it really could be just that line working for me. Hahahaha.
• This picture
• poshcat's birthday! Okay, it's not making ME happy, but hopefully it's making HER happy
• the promise of a brand new day with no mistakes in it! [/Anne Shirley]

What's making YOU happy? Oh, before you go, a Poll! I need help, zomg.


I signed up for a Kink/Cliche Ficathon, with the following four kinks:

• ass play
• blow jobs
• drug use
• prostitution

I can use all four, or a combo, which I'm good with. But, who to write ABOUT? (Note: this is NOT a parody, and I won't write the SPN guys. There are loads of people who write them better.)

[Poll #967436]


HAPPY MONDAY!!!! (Oh, and my icon is also making me happy! Has anyone written Jake/Farmer Ted fic? OH MY GOSH. Maybe I should write Coreys RPS for this ficathon.... *claps hand to mouth in excitement!!*)

Comments

[brandil.livejournal.com]

a ha ha ha ha. I think you should write a Johnny Depp/Johnny Depp pairing. Captain Jack meets Edward Scissorhands or something. Can't you just see Edward Scissorhands attempting ass play?

So ... you know I'm completely incapable of writing something, even something as inane as "See Spot run." without someone holding my hand? I got Fake Rake (yay!) and I'm at 2600ish words with no end in sight. Could you look at it and let me know if I need to real it in or keep going? (http://luthor-kinney.livejournal.com/6948.html)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*elbows you* I can't write silly fic for this! Ahahaha. Actually, there's a fic like that somewhere...

I'm about to head out for my 7 mile, so when I'm back, I'm all over that!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, there's not Edward SCissorhands attempting assplay fic. HEEEE!

[brandil.livejournal.com]

::gasps in horror::

How could I forget you only write liter-a-ture, my bad *g*

I hate I missed reading that fic, when I get caught up (holy fucking shit I've got 40+ saved to read later) I may google for it.

SWEET!!!

It's Tim. I thought he'd be an excellent Fake Rake. Although I was torn between Dean (spn) and Cordelia.

[brandil.livejournal.com]

YOU CHECKED!!

::loves on you::

The challenge I imagine, is keeping Edward from killing/maiming his partner.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*attempts being affronted*

I'll have you know I've written more "serious" fic than parody/silly fic, I thank you!

I'm just assuming that in that ficathon, they're not wanting a goofy fic, you know? (I'm assuming your last paragraph is about your fic? I'm walking out now in five... four... three...)

[brandil.livejournal.com]

You know? I love your serious fic as much if not more than your parody/silly fic and I've *recced* more of your serious than parody but I still always associate you with parody. Maybe because there are so few people who do it and do it well?

The Kink-cliche is usually about half and half leaning more towards humor and smut than anything else. Of course, that may be the fandoms I read in.

And yes, that last paragraph was about me. Because it's all about me.

Oh! I finally worked on my orchid yesterday. I took it out, watered it like you said and put re-potted it. It was still alive this morning *g*

I hope you have a wonderful walk and that it's not blustery where you are (omg 50 mph gusts here!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

(you know I wasn't really upset, right?) I HEART YOU for reccing me. You and Sal are the few that ever do, and it means a lot to me, really.

Ooooh, I had an idea on my walk of writing a Coreys prostitution/drug abuse (they were both huge heroin addicts)/bj fics with Harvey Weinstein acting as their pimp. !!! Talk about your crack!

Our wind has THANKFULLY moved off. (I think you have ours) We lost half of our roof's shingles this weekend and yesterday was spent with the Mister and I fixing that. GAH. (We have a very high and steep roof, and Mr. S isn't the most comfortable person up high.) I'm glad to hear about your orchid!! Did you get any orchid food?

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

You know, choosing between Ewan McGregor and Jack Davenport as protagonists doesn't make me as happy as you might suppose. Because, you know, there's *choosing* involved. But Ewan is my celebrity boyfriend (it does so count even if we've never met and we're both married to other people), so I had to go with him. Though further thought had me thinking perhaps I should've picked him as an antagonist...he's yummy when he's nasty. See: dilemmas, dilemmas.

But the picture saved the day 'cause damn that's funny. And thinking of Chris Cornell's voice, 'cause damn it's fantastic.

P.S. In the interest of quid pro quo on the happy, you must go check out this picure (http://erin-obrien.blogspot.com/2007/04/miracle-of-yul.html) of Yul Brynner. Never in a million years did I imagine myself saying this, but here goes: damn, that man was hot.

[brandil.livejournal.com]

I did, just needed to verbalize it.

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman? The 80s dream team? I dont' have a clue who Weinstein is but that's an idea I could get behind.

ACK! Missing shingles is not a good thing. Neither is being on the roof to DIY.

Yes, I got some orchid food (the reason it took so long to get around to doing it is I hate to shop and I had to shop to get it)

[lynnenne]

I AM SO HAPPY TOO!!! It was very weird going into work today all excited about the play, and not being able to share my excitement with anyone there because they just would. not. get it. Fandom squee makes me happy.

I am being unpredictable and casting my vote for JM/Gale Harold, because I keep longing for Spike/Brian Kinney fic, and no one is writing it. So I will ask for the next best thing!

You must send me photos of your cupboards! And your garden! *longs*

[leighm.livejournal.com]

I would love to see you write some SPN;) but otherwise, I'll go with Hayden and Ewan.

Thanks for the Chris Cornell song. I forgot I wanted that one after I saw the movie. *downloads*

You're right-his voice is among the best. I've listened to him for years (obscene amounts of Soundgarden).

[rainkatt.livejournal.com]

going to San Fransisco in July to meet up with germaine_pet and others to see James Marsters declare he's gay and love a RENT BOY in a play!!

I cannot tell you how fun that sounds. I'm honestly not much of a Marsters fan (Spike, yes), but THAT. Would just be amazing. Can Vinnie be the rent boy?

I'm happy because my Charlie Brown maple tree has leaves!! (It lives in a tub on my deck, and it was the Saddest Little Tree at the nursery last spring, which meant I could afford it. :-))

[rainkatt.livejournal.com]

Did you read the fic by chase820? Long, with lots of Spike/Brian (and also Wes and Angel and Michael, as I recall...) If it's not to your taste, it's OK, but I thought I'd suggest it.

Here (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=chase820&keyword=QaF/AtS+Crossover&filter=all)

[aimeelicious]

You are so lucky to be getting an Entrenous this weekend!

THERE IS LESS WATER IN MY BASEMENT NOW AND THAT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY!! So happy I had to use all caps, whoopsie.

[lettered.livejournal.com]

I wish I could go to that play not so much to see JM but to see you all see JM. You're going to have such a blast; I'm so glad you're going.

Isn't it very nice weather we've been having? Down here anyway. And yay, Anne!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

HiHiHI!!!! ZOMG TEN DAYS. Dying here, seriously dying here. I may never leave, just to warn you. So, uh, be ready.

Things making me happy today:

I saw "Mamma Mia" yesterday and I can't stop singing ABBA songs. Which is awesome because I love ABBA about as much as I love Air Supply. I may have a new crush on the actor who played Sam Carmichael. When he wore the spandex suit at the end? HEL-LO.

I am no longer bleeding like a stuck pig. My hoo-ha is no longer on notice.

It is absolutely *gorgeous* outside---blue skies with not a cloud in sight. I want to be outside. *plots*

Did I mention ten days? Okay, good.

My mom's birthday is this Thursday so I'm going to see them this weekend. Yay, parent time! AND she signed us up for a cooking class on Friday night so that should be funfunfun! For real.

<3333

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I probably should have said POV instead of protagonist... And I LOOOOOOOVE Ewan mcGregor. Some of my best (imo) fics have been about him. I fully support an Ewan/Jack fic, as I don't know that I've ever come across that particular pairing!

Yul WAS hot, wasn't he?!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I'm full of giddiness and glee because of all the upcoming friends/fandom love! *squishes you*

Ack, I know NOTHING about Gale Harold - I never watched Queer as Folk. That show did nothing for me, sorry.

I took photos!! I'm trying to get my scanner reinstalled so I can share! (I'm all old school with no digital camera...)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, Soundgarden, Audioslave... YES. I love me some Chris Cornell.

I just have NO INTEREST in writing SPN. It's not because I look down on it, or anything like that, it's just... established. (And Jensen went to my rival high school, so I can't see him in that way, because I remember his natural voice, heh.)

HAYDEN AND EWAN, my OTP! *bliss*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Marsters fan either (that... yeah. I'm not.) but how much fun would seeing him in a play - COMING OUT, no less - be? Especially with a group of awesome girls? SO. EXCITED.

Ahahahaha to your "Charlie Brown" maple tree! *sings Christmas songs next to it, after decorating with Snoopy's prize-winning ornaments* GIve it lots of compost and mulch to keep those roots fed and sheltered!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! I'm beside myself with joy! (My #2 informed me that we MUST have pie when she comes!)

I am SO GLAD you are not able to turn your basement into a tourist trap called "Aquarius," although I'll miss helping you make a paper maiche submarine cum bar for Mai Tais...

*hugs*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The weather is GORGEOUS. Friday was sketchy, but it's been beautiful ever since!

And you know, I missed out on the play I wanted to see more than anything, Slag Heap with VK, so there was no way I was missing this chance. (Because he'll be in the audience, right? Heee!)

It's ALWAYS an Anne day! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HI BREATH.

#1: how is Chris?
#2: how are you?
#3: I didn't see SNL, but I'll find out
#4: hand tossing snails is my new favorite morning activity
#5: I'm going to lay out on the trampoline and enjoy the silence warmth

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO COME I MAY HAVE ALREADY STARTED COOKING AND PREPARING DRINKS, ZOMG.

How great was Mama Mia?! Did you have fun? More importantly: DID YOU SING ALONG?

I'm so glad your haunahauna isn't leaking your womanly essence any more! You know that's a punishment, right? Go make me a sammich, woman.

Oh my GOODNESS tell me all about this cooking class! (Question: should I make a banana pudding when you come? Or Texas Sheet cake? Discuss!)