randomness

[stoney321]

• I had sushi for lunch and it was delish. And it was a buffet. \o/
• my most favorite roll ever was there: salmon skin. It's like crispy-fried soy wrapped in sea weed. BLISS.
• I am going to The Police tomorrow, and that also is a \o/
• it is POURING down rain today, which means Buffy DVDs and laundry, but I will have a man helper, as Mr. S is officially on vacation until July 8th. \o/
• I am about to make homemade peach ice cream \o/
• and the biggest whoo hoo of them all: I AM GOING TO PLAY A DIRTY WHORE IN A MOVIE. (It's official - I had to be quiet about it so I didn't jinx myself during auditions last week.) I will be a hybrid of these three lovely ladies, and that's the best thing ever. Are you kidding me!? 1) it's a movie. 2) I'm in it. 3) I will be dressed in a horribly hilarious outfit. 4) I will be fighting vampires. 5) A cast member from one of Joss' shows may very well be in it, AND I CAN'T SAY WHO YET, because they're still talking money. Bruce Campbell had to turn the part down, for the record. !!!
• I did mention the "I'm in a movie, and I fight vampires" bit, yes?
• I want to talk my sister into animating my horse soap opera and selling it to Adult Swim. How freaking funny would that be if we used My Little Ponies?? Or magazine cut outs of actual horses, a la South Park?

[ETA] And I forgot to mention another \o/ moment: savoytruffle keeps updating her Male Nanny AU fic based on ACTUAL LIFE EVENTS (hahahaha) and it is SO HOT. And filled with innuendo. All of which adds up to WHY AREN'T YOU READING?

Conclusion: life is mighty fine. I heart you all, underline underline. There are heart shaped cookies in the kitchen. Help yourself. <3

Comments

[savoytruffle.livejournal.com]

congratulations! that is made of awesome!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!! And speaking of awesome, you keep on with the Nanny story, which needed to be added to the \o/ column!

*runs to rec* <-- it was on my note pad, and yet I failed to link!

[gillo]

Stoney the Vampire Slayer? Woo-hoo! Go you!

[savoytruffle.livejournal.com]

hee! no problem. it is my pleasure to continue (and writes itself pretty quickly when i just give it a few minutes).

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

This is BRILLIANT! I'm so proud of you! Now remember, every great actor is a method actor, so if you're playing a dirty whore, you've got to BECOME a dirty whore, with the crack pipe and the body lice and the living out of the back of a ute with Larry your sometimes lover/sometimes pimp.

Just pretend that you're a Potential on hard times - so don't forget to bring along a sythe replica and even if the script says that you die, you kill those nasty vampires, for Buffy, for Xander, for women everywhere! \o/ Even if it means a jail sentence and never working in movies again it'll be so worth it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! I can't say more, because hopefully you'll get to see it one day, but there are vampires, sex, humor, and loads of gore.

YAY! :D

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Wow! You are rolling in a world of whoo hoo, aren't you! This all sounds so fantastic, and I am not the least bit jealous. Nope, not even a smidge.

BTW, where'd you get those lucious pictures of me in my prime?? I can't wait to find out more about the movie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HELLO DARLING KIWI FRIEND O' MINE!

I am COMPLETELY immersing myself in this part, absolutely. I'm going to be following sailors around, I'm going to Shanghai to learn a few tricks of the trade, and then hanging out behind truck stops to earn a pack of smokes "the hard way."

I called a Russian mail order bride outfit, in case this all goes to smash. :)

GD CAN I NOT REPLY CORRECTLY?!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE A DIRTY, COKED OUT WHORE. WELL, MORE SO THAN YOU ARE NOW.

I am waiting for the inevitable ass-kissing if He Who Must Not Be Named joins the cast. Voldemort FTW!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha!!! Dude, you CAN NOT look like Barefoot contessa Britney because that is TOO CRUEL. :D

I can't wait to find out more, myself! They haven't cast all the roles yet, and it doesn't start filming until September, so plenty of time for them to realize their mistake and fire me. Better get to whoring! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ARE THOSE PICTURES AWESOME OR WHAT!? Also, the package I sent you CAME BACK, GRR ARGH. Why does my local post office suck like I will be doing in this movie!? (haha.)

I'm packing it with us and HAND DELIVERING IT when we see you next week, whoo and a HOO.

(HAHAHAHAHA, AND I AM, TOO!)

Can I have your autograph, Ms Stoney?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! So cool!

*ponders*

So... After the movie is out and you are rightfully famous, you could, hypothetically speaking, of course, create a Stoney celeb RPG character and then get your people to talk to LJ's people about how it's so OMG!meen and cruel and soul-destroying and it's cost you seventy bajillion move roles already and you'll sue if they don't delete it immediately!

And then we can all laugh. :D

*fangirls you*

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

!!!!!

OMG SO AWESOME!

I don't suppose we're allowed to know the title of this movie? I wanna be able to go see it and tell people, "You see that dirty whore right there? Yeah, I ALMOST KIND OF KNOW HER!"

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

FOR THE WIN!!! I hardly know what to congratulate you first about! Yes, there is the whore thing, but PEACH ICE CREAM! Seriously, darlin - you just rock in so many ways! That's fantastic.

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

Wooooooo! Congrats, sweetie!

Sushi is made of WIN. And, also, fish. <3

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Okay, whew. I didn't want to be rude and ask, "WHERE'S MY PACKAGE, BITCH" because I do have manners but. . . WHERE'S MY PACKAGE, BITCH? (Sometimes our office signs for packages, sometimes they don't. Sometimes the USPS likes to deliver packages, sometimes they don't. It's a crapshoot.)

YAY!! Only a week from Thursday!!

I cannot wait to see your outfit(s) for the movies. HAHAHAHA, DIRTY WHORE.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

does that mean that I can write Mary Sue fic with me and Vincent Kartheiser and it no longer would be a Mary Sue? Oh, no, wait! I can create a sockpuppet and write that RPS, and then people can bitch about VK_lover1 (me) not understanding real feemale characterization, AHAHAHA!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT CAME BACK. It came back and I GROWLED at the post man. My son asked me all fearful, "what are you going to do, mom?" MOM'S GONNA CHOKE A BITCH. Heeee!

My sister is the costume designer, and we're talking lavender or turquoise denim cut offs. Like, above the pockets. CLASSY!!

[bastardsnow.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Congrats! ... and I think I know what movie. If I'm right, then that's *awesome*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

When it's all in the can, I will DEF. spread the word!

You can say: "I read that dirty whore's incest fic AND LIKE IT. Yes, she always was broken inside..."

Heee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It IS made out of fish. And mollusks! (The seasoned mussels were DELISH.)

Thank you! VAMPIRES. I will be a slayer of them. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LIFE?! *waits for a shoe to drop*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooh. I don't know if you know the movie. (Are you a friend of my sister's?) Feel free to comment - I'll screen, happily!

AND THANK YOU!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

PEACH ICE CREAM. I mean, come on. That right there is SUMMER ON A SPOON, man. :D

(Thank you!! *squishes and smooches you*

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!! You got it! I knew it, I knew it!!

Stoney the Whored-Out Vampire Slayer!

Please figure out a way to ship me some peach ice cream, kthnx.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY FOR BEING A DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!