randomness

[stoney321]

• I had sushi for lunch and it was delish. And it was a buffet. \o/
• my most favorite roll ever was there: salmon skin. It's like crispy-fried soy wrapped in sea weed. BLISS.
• I am going to The Police tomorrow, and that also is a \o/
• it is POURING down rain today, which means Buffy DVDs and laundry, but I will have a man helper, as Mr. S is officially on vacation until July 8th. \o/
• I am about to make homemade peach ice cream \o/
• and the biggest whoo hoo of them all: I AM GOING TO PLAY A DIRTY WHORE IN A MOVIE. (It's official - I had to be quiet about it so I didn't jinx myself during auditions last week.) I will be a hybrid of these three lovely ladies, and that's the best thing ever. Are you kidding me!? 1) it's a movie. 2) I'm in it. 3) I will be dressed in a horribly hilarious outfit. 4) I will be fighting vampires. 5) A cast member from one of Joss' shows may very well be in it, AND I CAN'T SAY WHO YET, because they're still talking money. Bruce Campbell had to turn the part down, for the record. !!!
• I did mention the "I'm in a movie, and I fight vampires" bit, yes?
• I want to talk my sister into animating my horse soap opera and selling it to Adult Swim. How freaking funny would that be if we used My Little Ponies?? Or magazine cut outs of actual horses, a la South Park?

[ETA] And I forgot to mention another \o/ moment: savoytruffle keeps updating her Male Nanny AU fic based on ACTUAL LIFE EVENTS (hahahaha) and it is SO HOT. And filled with innuendo. All of which adds up to WHY AREN'T YOU READING?

Conclusion: life is mighty fine. I heart you all, underline underline. There are heart shaped cookies in the kitchen. Help yourself. <3

Comments

[savoytruffle.livejournal.com]

congratulations! that is made of awesome!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!! And speaking of awesome, you keep on with the Nanny story, which needed to be added to the \o/ column!

*runs to rec* <-- it was on my note pad, and yet I failed to link!

[gillo]

Stoney the Vampire Slayer? Woo-hoo! Go you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! I can't say more, because hopefully you'll get to see it one day, but there are vampires, sex, humor, and loads of gore.

YAY! :D

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

This is BRILLIANT! I'm so proud of you! Now remember, every great actor is a method actor, so if you're playing a dirty whore, you've got to BECOME a dirty whore, with the crack pipe and the body lice and the living out of the back of a ute with Larry your sometimes lover/sometimes pimp.

Just pretend that you're a Potential on hard times - so don't forget to bring along a sythe replica and even if the script says that you die, you kill those nasty vampires, for Buffy, for Xander, for women everywhere! \o/ Even if it means a jail sentence and never working in movies again it'll be so worth it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HELLO DARLING KIWI FRIEND O' MINE!

I am COMPLETELY immersing myself in this part, absolutely. I'm going to be following sailors around, I'm going to Shanghai to learn a few tricks of the trade, and then hanging out behind truck stops to earn a pack of smokes "the hard way."

I called a Russian mail order bride outfit, in case this all goes to smash. :)

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Wow! You are rolling in a world of whoo hoo, aren't you! This all sounds so fantastic, and I am not the least bit jealous. Nope, not even a smidge.

BTW, where'd you get those lucious pictures of me in my prime?? I can't wait to find out more about the movie.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha!!! Dude, you CAN NOT look like Barefoot contessa Britney because that is TOO CRUEL. :D

I can't wait to find out more, myself! They haven't cast all the roles yet, and it doesn't start filming until September, so plenty of time for them to realize their mistake and fire me. Better get to whoring! :D

GD CAN I NOT REPLY CORRECTLY?!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE A DIRTY, COKED OUT WHORE. WELL, MORE SO THAN YOU ARE NOW.

I am waiting for the inevitable ass-kissing if He Who Must Not Be Named joins the cast. Voldemort FTW!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ARE THOSE PICTURES AWESOME OR WHAT!? Also, the package I sent you CAME BACK, GRR ARGH. Why does my local post office suck like I will be doing in this movie!? (haha.)

I'm packing it with us and HAND DELIVERING IT when we see you next week, whoo and a HOO.

(HAHAHAHAHA, AND I AM, TOO!)

Can I have your autograph, Ms Stoney?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! So cool!

*ponders*

So... After the movie is out and you are rightfully famous, you could, hypothetically speaking, of course, create a Stoney celeb RPG character and then get your people to talk to LJ's people about how it's so OMG!meen and cruel and soul-destroying and it's cost you seventy bajillion move roles already and you'll sue if they don't delete it immediately!

And then we can all laugh. :D

*fangirls you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

does that mean that I can write Mary Sue fic with me and Vincent Kartheiser and it no longer would be a Mary Sue? Oh, no, wait! I can create a sockpuppet and write that RPS, and then people can bitch about VK_lover1 (me) not understanding real feemale characterization, AHAHAHA!!!

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

!!!!!

OMG SO AWESOME!

I don't suppose we're allowed to know the title of this movie? I wanna be able to go see it and tell people, "You see that dirty whore right there? Yeah, I ALMOST KIND OF KNOW HER!"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

When it's all in the can, I will DEF. spread the word!

You can say: "I read that dirty whore's incest fic AND LIKE IT. Yes, she always was broken inside..."

Heee!

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

FOR THE WIN!!! I hardly know what to congratulate you first about! Yes, there is the whore thing, but PEACH ICE CREAM! Seriously, darlin - you just rock in so many ways! That's fantastic.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

PEACH ICE CREAM. I mean, come on. That right there is SUMMER ON A SPOON, man. :D

(Thank you!! *squishes and smooches you*

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

Wooooooo! Congrats, sweetie!

Sushi is made of WIN. And, also, fish. <3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. It IS made out of fish. And mollusks! (The seasoned mussels were DELISH.)

Thank you! VAMPIRES. I will be a slayer of them. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LIFE?! *waits for a shoe to drop*

[bastardsnow.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Congrats! ... and I think I know what movie. If I'm right, then that's *awesome*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooh. I don't know if you know the movie. (Are you a friend of my sister's?) Feel free to comment - I'll screen, happily!

AND THANK YOU!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!! You got it! I knew it, I knew it!!

Stoney the Whored-Out Vampire Slayer!

Please figure out a way to ship me some peach ice cream, kthnx.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, THANKS VIN!!!

And come on: who DOESN'T want to be a whore vampire slayer? Like, less classy than Faith in S3 when she shows up? Also, without super powers to make it funny?

*packages up the deliciousness and air freights it ASAP*

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY FOR BEING A DIRTY WHORE!!!!!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha, best thing said to me EVER. :D

[lettered.livejournal.com]

What, I'm going for several eons, and suddenly you're a dirty whore?

Okay, nothing new there.

But SERIOUSLY! STONEY! This is so cool! I didn't know you acted. I'm a bit reel-y here.

Congrats. And also you will be on Adult Swim. Pre-congrats.

Dude, the rain here has been insane. And there are bugs in the house and I am scared to go to sleep.

OMG, yay you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

UM, THERE WAS NO SUDDENLY ABOUT IT. I went to the Royal Skank Academy in Buttback, Arkansas for three years, training, I thank you. *g*

I acted for years, did stand up comedy for two, then became a mom and lost my WHOLE IDENTITY. I need to finish writing the damn thing and get my sister to help me animate, since she's a wiz. That would be the BEST THING EVER, right there.

RAIN. We're getting douched right now. I mean, yay for the drought being over, but ENOUGH ALREADY. There are others that need it, omg! <3

[fishsanwitt]

I AM GOING TO PLAY A DIRTY WHORE IN A MOVIE.

Whoo! and Hoo!

Congrats, you lucky thing! I am *so* jellus!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's comforting to see how many of my friends also want to be whores. IN MOVIES. I meant in movies, of course. ;D

Stoney the Dirty Vampire Slayer-Whore

[ponders-life.livejournal.com]

Whee! This movie sounds irresistible :) Can't wait till you can reveal more! Information that is... like the movie's title. Sheesh! What do you take me for? Wait, don't answer that question...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I want to wait until every part has been cast (I was one of the first officially cast, you see) and things are rolling so I don't give out information that may change, is all. :D

But believe me, I'll put it all out there! By which I mean my rack. Hahahaha.

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

I have to go to bed beacuse it is late and I have had too much wine, but I couldn't leave without oh my god-ding the fact that you are a whore fighting vampires. Yay!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*drinks some wine with you* I KNOW!! I'll be totally whore-d out and fighting them off! (Hopefully with a large purple dildo dipped in Holy Water, but that's just a CANDY CANE WISH. Heeee!!)

Oh, and I'll be in the corner making out with your icon, thanks. <3

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU WHORE YAY!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WILL BE ALL OFFICIAL LIKE! WHOO HOO!

[zandra-x.livejournal.com]

Best. Post. Ever.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FTW!

*\o/*

(Hahahaha. Thanks)

[superplin.livejournal.com]

That is the most exciting news ever. A movie! And everyone knows that the best parts are the dirty whores.

I was in a movie, once, but I played person having a nervous breakdown. It comes easily to me, what with grad school and all, but it's well below dirty whore in the role hierarchy. (Also, no professional actors were harmed in the making of that movie, unlike your project.)

Yay for you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I mean, seriously: the best parts are ALWAYS the dirty whores! If I could ever be a Big Time Actress, I'd look for the Magda roles every time. Give me a wacko to play, you know? :D

(And I'd love to know what the movie was! That way I can be all beaming and "I knew her when!") <-- I get if you don't want to advertise your real name out there, too.

[lynnenne]

*deep breath*

SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*JUMPS WITH YOU*

Oh, and just emailed you back!! <3 <3 <3

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Of course you got the part! Didn't I tell you to be awesome? These things always work out so much better when people do what I say...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was going to say something like that to you, but you beat me to it! Heee! Thanks again, Dave.

Movi3

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Rock on with your bad self!

Mazel Tov!

Re: Movi3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeee! I'll be like Buffy, if Buffy had no super powers, a raging hormonal imbalance causing her to want to bone everyone within reaching distance, and really really bad hair and teeth! :D

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Congrats on getting the part.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

I want to talk my sister into animating my horse soap opera and selling it to Adult Swim. How freaking funny would that be if we used My Little Ponies?? Or magazine cut outs of actual horses, a la South Park?
Oooooooh, that would be so great! I would say I want to be the voice of Fancy's conniving mother, but with your practice doing the vampire-killing whore part, I think you would totally beat me out of the running! <3

Seriously, you should do that. Like right now. OMG GO!

YUM to the peach ice cream. I don't think that could sound any better to me right now.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, you could TOTALLY be Top O'The Line!!! Is it weird that I want Eric Cartman for the voice of Skidoodle? (When he's being serious and thoughtful. Ahaha.)

And the peaches weren't soft enough, so I put the ice cream on hold (it's in the freezer, the base) while the peaches soften in a brown bag. So come over tomorrow after work and I'll whip up some Ladyfingers to go with it. :(((((((

<3 <3 <3

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Is it acting if you are, in actual life, a dirty Texas whore?

Wheeeee! That's so fun.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I'm a one-note before I even get started!!

It's going to be a BLAST!! (Also, July 5th, Dreamlands for dinner? you and the Mr. with Lee and my brood?)