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stoney321So, a part of this whole "feeling like me again" joy is that I'm able (and wanting!) to write fun stuff. YAY! I abandoned a fic (5 Times Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen Kissed) that I picked back up this morning. And to recharge my inspiration, I looked at some pictures of them. And again, let me stress: I would be the meat in this sandwich. I don't care. Funny tall men = ♥.
First, let's start with the obvious. Here's some hot Hebrew coming at you.
Good lord. We have British. We have dark hair. We have intellectual. We have funny and tall, and those are two great tastes that are rarely together. Ungh.
Even when he's in character (Da Ali G facial hair) he's freaking smokin'.
Ahahaha. Is nice! (But look at that bubble butt! Mmmm. I like boys.)
The man is confident with his sexuality.
Seriously: men in well tailored suits and curly hair like this? I think that's my krypotonite.
And for my fake!boyfriend, I give you hot Will.
I like you Will. I like your loooooong legs. I like that you run triathlons and gain weight for your movies and don't care about your pudding belly. That's just more man comin' at me, and I'm okay with that. Hahahaha.
Mmm, sporty.
Ahahahahahahaha! We call these "conscious photos" in my family. Heee!
I'm not gonna lie to you: chicks dig Will. (No, seriously. Drew Barrymore had a huge crush on him after they worked together, ditto Molly Shannon - I think they had a fling during SNL - and Emma Thompson gushed about how sweet and sexy he is. Ditto Leslie Bibb.)
Is it because he's so suave? Or because he wears GORGEOUS suits?
Sexual tension.
See?
Please notice where Sacha's hand is.
And a random Sean Connery pic for you (because thinking of Will makes me think of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
a_list_celebs. :(((
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sing Will's version of "Love on the Rocks" by Neil Diamond and write some smut. :D
First, let's start with the obvious. Here's some hot Hebrew coming at you.
Good lord. We have British. We have dark hair. We have intellectual. We have funny and tall, and those are two great tastes that are rarely together. Ungh.
Even when he's in character (Da Ali G facial hair) he's freaking smokin'.
Ahahaha. Is nice! (But look at that bubble butt! Mmmm. I like boys.)
The man is confident with his sexuality.
Seriously: men in well tailored suits and curly hair like this? I think that's my krypotonite.
And for my fake!boyfriend, I give you hot Will.
I like you Will. I like your loooooong legs. I like that you run triathlons and gain weight for your movies and don't care about your pudding belly. That's just more man comin' at me, and I'm okay with that. Hahahaha.
Mmm, sporty.
Ahahahahahahaha! We call these "conscious photos" in my family. Heee!
I'm not gonna lie to you: chicks dig Will. (No, seriously. Drew Barrymore had a huge crush on him after they worked together, ditto Molly Shannon - I think they had a fling during SNL - and Emma Thompson gushed about how sweet and sexy he is. Ditto Leslie Bibb.)
Is it because he's so suave? Or because he wears GORGEOUS suits?
Sexual tension.
See?
Please notice where Sacha's hand is.
And a random Sean Connery pic for you (because thinking of Will makes me think of
a_list_celebs. :(((Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sing Will's version of "Love on the Rocks" by Neil Diamond and write some smut. :D
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-18 03:30 pm (UTC)Also, he's freaking hot. ...I did mention that right? Heeee!
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:36 pm (UTC)And what the HELL is that picture of Connery all about?
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:38 pm (UTC)And isn't that picture HILARIOUS?? I have no idea. I think it was some learly 60s sci-fi movie? Like Barbarella? <-- I know that was late 60s, though...
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Date: 2007-07-19 01:12 am (UTC)Re: Total non-sequitor
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:36 pm (UTC)So hot.
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:37 pm (UTC)AGREED, zomg!
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:49 pm (UTC)looked very much like Sacha Baron Cohen. Well, I never saw him without his clothes...
And you're right, there's something about men in NICE suits. He dressed for the NBA draft in a tux and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, my.
However, Will Ferrell does nothing for me.
We all have our own tastes...
And even Sean Connery, sexiest man in the world, does NOT look sexy in that picture.
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:52 pm (UTC)I'm pretty much a believer in the sexiness of Will. I'm all over that. This is a Will Love Zone!
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-18 03:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-18 03:53 pm (UTC)*looks at Sean Connery again*
Okay, I might have to figure out what movie that is because it looks like Mad Max on crack.
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Date: 2007-07-18 03:54 pm (UTC)YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!! THANK YOU!
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Date: 2007-07-18 04:30 pm (UTC)I believe that's Zardoz, which I saw manymany years ago.
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Date: 2007-07-18 04:11 pm (UTC)I asked my husband about the Connery picture (he's a movie buff) and he said it was something that begins with a Z. imdb gives up Zardoz (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/) which sounds just like that picture looks so that's a possibility. Connery cracks me up - he wanted so hard to branch out from Bond and he chose that to do it? Too funny!
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Date: 2007-07-18 04:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-07-18 04:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-18 04:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-18 06:01 pm (UTC)I want to draw little hearts around this post and around you.
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Date: 2007-07-18 06:07 pm (UTC)*draws hearts around you TIMES A MILLION*
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Date: 2007-07-18 06:21 pm (UTC)My mom and my friend were just talking about how hot Connery is/was/is. I kept making "bzuh?" faces at them. I never got the Sean Connery thing and now, I get it even less.
<-- also Sacha Baron Cohen
Date: 2007-07-18 06:37 pm (UTC)<--- Not Sacha Baron Cohen, but very pretty nonetheless
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Date: 2007-07-18 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-18 07:24 pm (UTC)That award show kiss just went on and on and on and man! It's HOT!
Look at their legs all wrapped up together and yes! Sasha's hand on Will's nape.
I need to go alookin' on YouTube, obviously.
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Date: 2007-07-18 07:31 pm (UTC)And I'll save you a trip. HERE YOU GO. (the Talladega Nights kiss)
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Date: 2007-07-18 09:53 pm (UTC)*runs to go find "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" to make it better*
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Date: 2007-07-19 01:52 am (UTC)What on earth made Connery wear a RED DIAPER!?!?
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Date: 2007-07-19 02:11 am (UTC)(And the Will/Sacha fic is DONE. Posting tomorrow, if you're interested. Rawr.)
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Date: 2007-07-19 11:56 am (UTC)Guess what my new wallpaper is now?
Yep, Connery with his slutty thigh-high boots.
That's freaking hilarious.
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Date: 2007-07-19 12:18 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-12-06 04:46 pm (UTC)OH MY GOODNESS, I LOVE THEM BOTH. (And they're like, completely devoted family men, and love their wives and babies, and <3 <3 <3 <3)