This post contains no mentions of Harry Potter except for this line.

[stoney321]

I know no one is online right now, no one is reading LJ, which is liberating.

• I want a tank top with a slutty unicorn (in a bikini, posing to show off her teats) with sparkly, swirly 70s script (preferably from an iron-on) that reads "Sweet Classy Lassie from Tallahassee."
• I would wear that in the vampire movie I'm going to start filming soon.
• I have to make out with Sig Haig in that movie. Which is going to be... weird. But I'm a pro. (So I'll look for his $20 on the dresser.)
• oh yeah. Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon is what he prefers to be called, I believe) is going to be in this movie, too. AWW YEAH.
• I watched Dallas today and laughed and laughed at all the clams. Some of my favorites: "I'm not through with you yet!" and "I'll get you, J.R. Ewing, if that's the last thing I do!" It's all so overwrought and melodramatic, and I really really wish that Falcon Crest or Dynasty was on right now so I could eat popcorn and crack up.
• All of which means I'm inspired to write more horse soap opera - I want a whole bunch of that done before posting. And that's only important to, like, three people.
• And I'm one of those three. (I dun keer.)
• I would read a Han/Luke fic right now, lunch be damned, if someone would link me.
• Ditto Lucius/Snape
• Or Ron/Harry.

DAMMIT. There were HP mentions. I thought I could make it... In "I'm a dork" news, I dreamed last night that I stood in line for my copy of DH, got the book, drove home, and curled up to read it. Then, when I woke up this morning, I looked for my book and was all sad that it was only a dream. WOW. Nerd. Alert.

I could go for some pizza right about now. Or sushi. Or curly fries. Mmmmm, salt.

Comments

[liz-marcs.livejournal.com]

Ha-ha. I'm reading. Mostly because my brain is too sick to do actually work.

Go the for the slutty 70s unicorn, man! Imagine the joy you'll have when people look at you like, "WtF?"

By the way, while sicking out on my couch last night, I ended up watching the first three full discs of Big Love (hates on you for you reccing it). There's just...no good in polygamy, is there? Especially if you're among the 90% who are powerless in that system (and that includes beta males, almost all women, and it seems everyone under the age of 15). And the more modern world doesn't make look a whole lot better.

I'm not making any sense now...must try to get some work done.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*sends tissues and hot tea* Ooooh, and the slutty unicorn tank needs to be BeDazzled in specific places. Like, the outline of her bikini, or something.

And yeah - there is NO good in polygamy. It ain't polyandry, that's fo sho. (Oh, and I really liked that series the Boston Globe did on Mitt. Very well done. Thanks for sending it to me.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cough* There's a tiny edit up there you may be interested in...

*g*

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

MORE HORSE SOAP OPERA PLZ.

I'm starting to get the shakes over HP. Or maybe it's the sugar high from the peanut butter fudge.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, you had it for breakfast? Mmmm. Was it good? I could go for some fudge. I'd stand on that. [/obtuse Dethklok reference]

I just read a cute Office fic based on the ep Joss directed, where Jim pretends to be a vampire. I'm waiting for the next part to be posted before reccing. (WiP fear and all)

I WANT MY BOOK NOW, KTHX.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I want a tank top with a slutty unicorn (in a bikini, posing to show off her teats) with sparkly, swirly 70s script (preferably from an iron-on) that reads "Sweet Classy Lassie from Tallahassee."

I don't have that, but I do have a spaghetti tank with the Power Puff girls done up as goth chicks. like so (http://www.offworlddesigns.com/pc-232-31-zzpower-puff-goth-kids.aspx). (laughingimp designed it.) I can forward it, if necessary.

I have to make out with Sig Haig in that movie.

::is afraid::

In "I'm a dork" news, I dreamed last night that I stood in line for my copy of DH, got the book, drove home, and curled up to read it. Then, when I woke up this morning, I looked for my book and was all sad that it was only a dream. WOW. Nerd. Alert.

hee! I have my wristband for the bookstore (telaryn and I are #73 and #74, even though I was at the store to pick them up by 9:15 this morning.) and I'm dressing in "ball attire" (read: my Writercon cocktail party corset), and I expect to be downing copious amounts of coffee. Yes, I'm a Caffeine Achiever.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee! Goth PPGirls! I'm collecting whore-ish clothing ideas for the costumer. Or maybe I just want to wear that tee out on the town. *cough-choke*

Yeah. Making out with a guy in his 60s-70s. But it'll be a FUNNY make out, so I'm okay with that. And he's a professional. Um.

Ooooh, wristbands! We're going to avoid the bookstore tonight, we decided. My #2 and I are worried about spoilers (that YouTube guy from HBP? From Dallas.) so we're going to have a fun family night and then pick up our book at midnight at the grocery store. <-- how freaking random is that? But NO ONE will go there, so whoo hoo for quick and easy!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Beth, I've got Skidoodle in a white tank top tearing his hair mane out by the roots shouting, "You're tearing me apaaart!"

NASCAR slut, got it. Um, can I have a Ricky Bobby tank top that's been bedazzled?

YOU MEAN I CAN SAY THAT NICHOLAS "XANDER HARRIS" BRENDON IS GOING TO BE IN MY MOVIE?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I love that I'm going to be completely unrecognizable. HOORAY!!!

Mmmmm, will I get the three car pile up tattoo on my back, as well? That way I can wear the acid-washed denim cut-out top!!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA YOU FINALLY TOLD! ASS-KISSING COMMENCE.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEE. I had to wait until I got permish from the People In Charge!

Come over and bring me some fudge. I'll leave the front door unlocked. :(((((

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the image of you in that tank top making out with Sig...$20 is not near enough for a classy lady like you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Mmmmm, classy. Smells of cocoa butter and Kool cigarettes!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the grape Bubble Yum and Neet. Mmm, classy.

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you got the part?! YAY! Did I miss a formal announcement? I'm so excited to see you SLUT IT UP!!

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes on both accounts and WHEEEEEE!! Oh, man, I cannot wait. Hilarity WILL ensue. Perhaps also some zany madcapery!

I also heard about your cute new hairdo. Did you post pics?

here's a pic

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

I posted a pic but it's still going through stages. It's fussy! Asian hair doesn't want to be blonde for some reason, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I can't wait to see you in this movie! YOU WILL BECOME A VIRAL YOUTUBE, MARK MY WORDS!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOUR WHITE HAIR. Oooh, Beth said you might put some other colors in it and I cannot wait to see it! (I like it blonde, though.)

AHAHAHAHA, this movie is TEWTALLY going to the Fangoria Awards where I will finally make the D List!

[herself_nyc]

I am here on LJ. HP is dead to me, or rather, was never alive.

I should be writing part 2 of my new fic, but of course having posted part 1, I'm now stuck.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha - I enjoy the books immensely, but I certainly can understand why people never got into them.

What is up with that? That happens to me all the time. That's why my new policy is to wait until I'm halfway finished before stopping cold. Heeeee!

[herself_nyc]

I'm too much of an attention h00r to wait. I mean, that would be sensible, and I'm NEVER sensible.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. Right there with you, cookie pants!

Mmmm, cookies. I want a giant sugar cookie to materialize in front of me.

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

stoney!

*paws you*

i'm freaking out! i just ate a brownie and two lemon tarts and have tied myself to my office chair to prevent further trips to the kitchen.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I've been doing a LOT of soul searching, Pique!! I'm...

I'm going to trust Snape. *can't believe she said that*

Um, please send me a lemon tart, STAT. Are they made with lemon curd? Mmmmmmmmm. *neck smooch*

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

i don't know! we get lunch catered on fridays in my office and lemon tarts is one of the desserts today. they are yummy!

*couriers you a couple*

you can trust him, stoney. but can we trust jkr? that's the million dollar question.

*wobbly lip*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Haha, here I was imagining you whipping up a fabulous dessert for us but I will take lemon tarts ANY TIME. Here's where you say you are what you eat. *bats*

EEEEEK. Did you read the part about me dreaming I was reading the book and woke up looking for it? I would have liked to have slept through today. *stares at clock*

[thepiratequeen.livejournal.com]

I almost posted this big long post today about Posh Spice because I figured no one was reading so no one would care. Then I got busy at work. There is something very relaxing about knowing that everyone is hiding especially since with the double whammy of Potter and LJ's new kerfuffle next week is going to be killer.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands* I for one am very excited for the world to come to an end on the internet. Wank = YAY.

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

I am contemplating posting a long, navel-gazing filled post on HP before I read DH.

Xander--hee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WILL READ THAT POST, yes ma'am.

I know! I get to meet him and be in a movie with Xander Harris! Heeee!

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Love the top idea - you could look like Harmony! Sig Haig? OMG, Stoney, the things you'll do for your art! *snerk*

XanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXanderXander!!!

We will, of course, expect a full report! But, you can leave out the stuff about making out with Sig Haig, if you wish. It doesn't have to be that full! 'Cause that's . . . gorgeous, sexy Stoney making out with a guy that looks like Ming the Merciless' grandfather? Just noes.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I am nervous in a way because: OLD MAN.

XANDER! Would it be too much if I asked him to wear his speedo from season 2? I'm gonna get a restraining order slapped on me so fast...

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I am nervous in a way because: OLD MAN.

*nod nod nod*

And not in a Paul Newman or Anthony Hopkins or even Sean Connery (minus the red diaper) OLD MAN kind of way!

Bwahaha! You can not ask him to wear the Speedo! Not because of any stalkery issues, but you know damn well the Connery/diaper picture would flash into your mind and you'd start to laugh and the poor boy would think you were laughing at him and be scarred for life! Ask him to wear the beater and worn jeans from Pangs, instead!

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

Dude. You're making out with Captain Spaulding? That's the grossest yet awesomest thing I've ever heard.

And of course the Nick Brendon thing is cool too.

If it weren't for the Sid Haig thing, I'd be soooooo tempted to kidnap you and take over your life right now. Heh, was that too creepy?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! Twenty Cool Points in your column for the Captain Spaulding shout out!

Oooh, why don't you take over my life today! I've got a headache and a house full of noisy kids wanting dinner. *sweet smile*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! I love "unicorns are, like the new dragons." I love your shirt idea and have a second idea of a sweet My Little Pony looking unicorn but the horn is super sharp and impaling a young girl: im in ur virgins/bustin their hymen!"

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

When I'm feeling suicidal I'll know how to dress for the occasion. \o/

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Now I want that tank top too. That's awesome. You're awesome.

*mwah!*

I'm not reading Harry Potter! I'm hoping that that means I can catch up on my LJ this weekend.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously. How awesome would that tank top be? Especially if it was BeDazzled on the unicorn nipples or something. :D

Fortunately not a lot of stuff was posted this week. I know the lynnevitational produced some good fics. I've got some recs and some saved on my delicious page if you need reading material. :)

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

I have a billion tabs opened between my laptop and my desktop computers of stuff from the last several weeks. I've been swamped with work and then with the tri last weekend, I read nothing then. So no recs needed right now.

And the tank with sparkles would be awesome. Glitter up them titties.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you can't swap out the Haig guy and make out with Nick Brendon instead? No? Darn...

Well, even if you can't do that, you can look at Nick over his shoulder and think about him while you're kissing that other guy, right?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

ANNE. Anne, I am going to be WORKING with Xander Harris in a few weeks. !!!!!!

(And it will be stage kissing, so... you know. Not like, real. I will stiffen my upper lip and sally forth for my art! Haha.)

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon is what he prefers to be called, I believe) is going to be in this movie, too. AWW YEAH.

Okay, see, that's just cruel. You post that on the eve of Potterdamarung, and you hide it with yet more Potter and sparkly tank tops of coolness and I miss this incredibly important fact that you were hiding from me.

I hate am jealous love you.

Also, I want pictures. And reports. And annecdotes. And -- everything. Not just because it's Nicky, although seriously, Nicky!, but because it sounds like a very cool project, and it's going to be you onscreen. That's just awesome upon awesome.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I cannot WAIT until filming starts in September. I will be completely unrecognizable, which is hilarious, but STILL!! Hahaha. I'm going to have Magda skin and big Texas hair and heeeeeeee!

*wriggles* I will do all of that - pictures, blow by blow *cough* and will not let you down!