Ahahahahaha. Um...

[stoney321]

I just sat down at my computer to tackle some writing and I noticed I had the following on my desk:

• a half naked pic of my husband (rawr - he's in a swim suit)
• some hand written notes for more R/Hr smut
• a bottle of lotion
• a wadded up tissue (there's loads of mold and I have allergies, SHUT IT.)

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, OMG!!! Hahaha. Carry on with your days! (Hee!)

Comments

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

That's like me when I've got tabs of porn open, tissues beside me, and the back massager nearby. *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cracks the hell up*

Um, I use that massager for my BUTT CHEEKS, I'll have you know. *turns it to shiatsu* Hahaha.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Just the cheeks, huh? Yeah, I have this spot between my shoulder blades, but a few inches lower. LOL.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A DIRTY, DIRTY PERV WHO WANKS TO R/HR SMUT.

I love you for that.

<-- my husband. let me show you him.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. Um, NO I DON'T!! Whatever, sheeyuh! (And clearly I'm wanking to my hot husband, hello! *points to icon*)

Come bake a cake for me and eat it. Ooooh, if you could make any Paula Dean dessert today, what would it be? I wanna make something.

[aimeelicious]

Oh Stoney. Don't even try to deny it.

*shakes head sadly*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOSH!!! I have those pictures as... motivation to exercise! The lotion is for... my chapped... um...

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[maevebran.livejournal.com]

Um. Wow. That is definitely a recipe for porn if I ever saw one.=)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, it looks SO BAD. But Scout's honor, it's all innocent! *bites lip*

[maevebran.livejournal.com]

Sure. I believe you. Have a productive writting session.=)

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, OMG!!!

::disappointed::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Meaning: it's not because of my allergies or happenstance. ;) Hee!

(And I got your birthday mixed up - the day before - but I hope it was a good one! SQUISH.)

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

And I got your birthday mixed up - the day before

I saw. :) Thank you!

I've got about 10 zillion tabs open for posts I want to comment on, including that one and that other one of yours. I hate not being able to a) keep up and b) express thoughts coherently. :P

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Eh, don't worry about me/my post! I just wanted to make sure you knew I was thinking of you and wishing you well. :*

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

More R/Hr smut! Rawr.

P.S. See my del.icio.us for the fruits of my recent scouring efforts.

Hee. I find the naked!hubby picture plus lotion and tissue combination quite endearing, even if not actually THAT.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, yayayayay for recs! I love del.icio.us! Thanks for linking me. (And haha, I texted my husband and told him all of that and he was very happy. He didn't believe it was innocent either, heh.)

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

I especially liked this one (http://inell.livejournal.com/517831.html). More for the Ron POV on his own masturbation/life fantasies at the beginning than the actual sex stuff (which was good too, but I j. really like teenage boys being funny and teenage).

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Also, why in the hell did I feel the need to abbreviate the word "just?" Jesus. I need to go take a shower and air out my brain.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oooh, inell has a TREASURE TROVE of fics. She's also the maintainer for... is it hogwarts_daily? It's that or books_freckles, I can't remember. Honestly most of my HP experiences have been at FictionAlley, etc., not LJ so I don't know all the ins and outs of HP fandom.

I look forward to digging through your recs. \o/

[ann1962]

Between the hot nanny and the husband, your day has been good!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I'm saying! :D

[illcoveryou-x.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Combine them all, and you have a great Saturday night ;)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!! *takes note* I have my weekend all planned out, it seems! ;)

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, OMG!!!

That's what I told my husband when we had a discussion regarding a note I had left by the computer (he flashed it at me triumphantly this morning after I told him it didn't exist).

It included the phrase "Fisting...if I can take it so can you" and he really didn't believe me when I told him that note had NOTHING to do with me researching fisting on the internet.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cracking up* Suuuuuuuuuuure! Hee! Okay, I have to know: what WAS it in relation to? :D

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

I was voting on my favorite LOLHoff (http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/lolhoff_a_contest_of_hofftastic_awesomeness/) for a contest over at Smart Bitches (go to the comments for LOLHoffs of much fantasticness). I was making a list of my favorites in anticipation of picking just one and, well, there you go.

Now my husband is calling me a perv and will not believe it was ALL PERFECTLY INNOCENT.

[lynnenne]

Oh, it is SO what it looks like! You can't fool us, missy!

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

some hand written notes for more R/Hr smut

Squeee!!!!! Essene and I were talking about your R/Hr fic today when we were driving back from Georgia. Yes, we talked about HET fic. Oh Stoney, you are leading us down the garden path.