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[stoney321]

In bullet point, because we all are pressed for time.

• Finally caught up on Flight of the Conchords, maybe one of the best comedy programs in a very long time. Oh, Kiwis. How I love you. Except for dovil because she stopped sending me hobbits for target practice. After all the booze I plied you with? Bastard. (The subject heading is from this song, which I cannot get out of my head. This is a good thing.) [lyrics] I like how it jut becomes self-censored swearing at the end, hahaha.
• It never ceases to amaze me at how people a) have no sense of humor/lacking in funny-dar and b) are quick to point out when you (me) are wrong, and are wrong themselves. I like that last one, especially.
• I have new people that added me to their reading lists, hello! Come and go as you please. I never mind when people add me, nor remove me. We're very relaxed here. By which I mean me.
• I happen to like insects. I don't want them on my body. Or eating my face.
• I am very sarcastic and silly here, with the occassional fic post. If you're not good with humor, you... you will be unhappy here.
• I got my official rehearsal/shooting schedule for my movie, Blood on the Highway, and I have to let my hair and skin... go. Not off my body, nothing like that, just... I'm a cross between Karen Black and Magda. \o/ I cannot wait to be hideous and see how the other 99% lives. AHAHAHAHA. I kid.
• Nicholas Brendon officially signed last night (the last of the paperwork) and once I find out his shooting schedule, there will be casual walking by done by me. With a camera. And a harpoon. And a trunkful of pickling lime and heavy cabling. I KID. (Or do I??)
• Dude, I'm going to be in a Tromo horror film!! It still hasn't sunk in. I love me some crack, y'all.
• I am STARVING and need some lunch. Sushi is sounding good. Or beef fajita nachos. Suggestions?
• Finally: lemon-flavored Italian soda and vodka is about as tasty as it gets for summertime boozing. Archer Farms brand is quite tasty, and they have a bloood orange flavor I'll be experimenting with come "happy hour." (Oooh, add a splash of triple sec for extra num.)

Finally: MASSIVE CONGRATULATIONS to entrenous88 and TNMN (the NOW Mr. Nous) on their marriage today! They are a spectacular couple, who've I've had the very great pleasure of befriending for a few years. Mazoltov! .

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

"Flight of the Conchords" so rocks! My husband and I totally fangurl those boys. Erm, don't tell him I said that. Every time he puts on socks he starts singing "It's Bizness Time" and my knees start quaking...yes, with laughter!

Don't harpoon Nicky! You musn't leave a mark.

I am so jealous of your coming Tromathority I could just spit.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Nous just make me grin!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

They really are just the cutest couple, aren't they? *G*

And man, FotC makes me laugh so hard. I love Kiwi humour. <-- I added the U just for my buddy Dovil, who is probably liver-deep in whiskey with her skirt over her head in a pub. Or church. Pretty much the same thing over there, I've been told. :)

[copykween.livejournal.com]

OMG you have to look like the "lady' in the Magda pic?? I'm so sorry! But, hey! Movie + NB + Stoney = YAY!

Ok, the fajita nachos sound so good right now! And oh MAN do those lemon soda/vodkas sound tasteh! Ok...off to make lunch. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, if you combined Madga and Karen Black (from her pic) that's just about what I'll look like - I'm excited about it! Who wouldn't want to play an ugly, over-sexed whore that gets killed by vampires? :D

Mmmmmm. Nachos. I'm going to get supplies to have that and the beverage upon my return. YUM. MEE.

[adnault.livejournal.com]

- your jubilant icon is priceless.
- Eat sushi
- Horror movies are fun
- Magda is freaking awesome

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

- made by the fabulous [_taylor] who has many awesome icons, should you be in need!
- sushi makes my mouth SO PLEASED
- cannot wait!! And it films 8pm to 8am - there is no bad there. Except for how tired I'll be.
- Man, I loved that movie. SHE IS HILARIOUS.

[adnault.livejournal.com]

I could have done with less Ben Stiller and more of her.

[bastardsnow.livejournal.com]

Sorry to intrude on your conversation here, but that is a fantastic icon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, no such thing as an intrusion on a public post here! :D

That icon is awesome, right? [_taylor] made it, along with several other hilarious ones. They're gankable.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

It never ceases to amaze me at how people a) have no sense of humor/lacking in funny-dar and b) are quick to point out when you (me) are wrong, and are wrong themselves. I like that last one, especially.

That's my favorite thing EVER!! \O/

And yay for Entre and TNMN, yay yay yay!!! That is so exciting! I love weddings and everything that goes with them.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I love when someone corrects you and is very sniffy about it and COMPLETELY WRONG. Have I done that in my life? Yes. I also apologize and say, "I was a complete r-tard. I apologize for my stupidity." and then we all drink and have a laugh at my expense. IT's a WIN-WIN sitch, Lee.

[beanbeans.livejournal.com]

Those lemon soda vodkas sounded so good that I went and made a batch for the Mister and me. I blame YOU! *points* :P

NB! EEEEE! So exciting! *flaily arms* When does your shooting schedule start?

Did you go wth fajita 'chos or sushi?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, alcohol. I'm about to get my drink on in a few, when the Mister gets home. Aww, yeah.

And I am all about the nachos - salsa and cheese and cold drink on a hot day = WIN. (Although, martinis and sushi on a hot day are also win... I know what I'm having tomorrow!)

Shooting starts Sept. 3 for me, and rehearsals are in... 13 days? WOOT!

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

Who is having issues with your humor? Don't they know that spiders eating faces then doing 'jazz hands' is UNACCEPTABLE!? I told DH the story of your DH and the limbo, girlie screaming, tossing rakes, et al. We had a good laugh.

Talk to you soon! Hope it feels good to be 31!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, some self-appointed members of the NASFLA organization. (The North American Spider/Face Love Association) YOU MUST LOVE AND EMBRACE ALL SPIDERS, ZOMG.

To which I laughed and said, no, no I do not. I cannot WAIT to turn 31! It's hard being 28, Tiff.

[beadbeauty.livejournal.com]

28? Wait. I can't wait to be 30 then! How fun! I love being young and supple. BEcause I like rue pastels... and peanut buttah...

Whatever with embracing the spider. I refuse when a face pops out and yells:

I
AM
SPIIIDAHHHHHHHHH

No thank you. Whatever. Have a great weekend. I have to tell you what Dad said... I told him of my new 'hobby' and he replied "Well if you hear from Grandma Pulham, let me know!" Gotta fly, I'm on long distance. Wish you were closer.... LOL!!!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I'm so excited for you about your gig!! That's AWESOME!! Sweetie. DAMN.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am excited too! It hasn't quite hit - it'll hit like a ton of bricks when I go to the first table-read in two weeks. Eeeeee!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Oh honey. I had no idea that this was something you wanted, but you'll be AWESOME. So awesome. And Nick's in it? How cool is that?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, who wouldn't want to play a crack-whore from Texas in a horror movie filled with vampires? Especially when said crack whore has all the best lines?! :D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

::tears up:: Oh, it's so beautiful. Oh, my precious baby. :hugs you to bosom::

[zandra-x.livejournal.com]

You're going to close up (and personal) with NB!! ::saucer eyes::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

How awesome is that!?! Man, life is sweet.

[lynnenne]

I cannot believe Nick Brendon will be on YOUR MOVIE SET. You must be dancing the dance of fangirly joy! *twirls you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! I'll be all casually hanging out, then accidentally drop my promo shot from "Swim Team" with him in a Speedo and get him to autograph it.

Then make out with me. WHAT?

[lynnenne]

Oh, he TOTALLY WILL.

On another subject, I finally had a sex dream about James Marters last night. It was everything I ever hoped it would be! *g*

[kwizbit.livejournal.com]

That video was hilarious, ftw! Also, if you want a good laugh, go here (http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/5221543.html)

(Gives new meaning to the word "headfucking")

I love typos, I don't think I've ever seen a funnier one in my life! *tickles you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh, that is a hell of a typo, there! (I actually collect those, if you're ever needing a laugh. I have posts under the "bad(great!)fic" tag. :D

Thanks for linking me!

[kwizbit.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I'd love to see some! I'm always in need of a laugh :P I'll go check 'em out, thanks :)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

*beams* Thank yooooouuuu! <3 <3 <3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU!!!! Congratulations, and the whole family sends our love!

<3 <3 <3 <3

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

How did you get to be in a horror movie? (An honor you fully deserve by the way. Move over, Elvira)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right, you've been out of the loop! So, my future brother in law sold a script he wrote earlier this year and mentioned the auditions for the various roles were here in town. One of the parts sounded PERFECT - the crass whore with a filthy mouth - so I auditioned and got it. :D

AND, the best part? Nicholas Brendon plays the head vampire in the movie. We start filming soon and I will be reporting (of course) all about his awesomeness. Basically, once I'm in costume and makeup, I should be pretty unrecognizable. \o/

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ah, you lucky girl you! Tell them that if there's a sex scene with Nick, you're willing to go for it.

[my_daroga]

I still can't believe you're gonna be in a movie. A REAL movie. That's so awesome. You're awesome. What can't you do?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

bake a level cake! Finish projects in a timely manner! Do a backflip!

[my_daroga]

Who needs those?