Best. Job. EVER.
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stoney321Last night was our first full-cast rehearsal. #1, it's REALLY freaking funny and #2, the lead male is REALLY freaking hot. What has two thumbs and gets to grab his crotch? This girl!
First, I have to say that the other female lead looks like she could be Sarah Michelle Gellar's taller, freckled twin. I kept staring at her face, waiting for her to say something Buffy-esque. (She didn't.) I have to grope her character, too, so I can channel my inner-Faith and have at it. \o/ Hahaha. Bless her young little heart, she thought I was younger than my 27 year old sister. *loves this girl like whoa* That's what good clean living will do for your skin, ladies.
That and smearing tequila directly into your pores. (My theory is the aloe that tequila's made from is preserving me from the inside out.)
But let me talk about "Bone." Yes, that's his character's name, and yes, I get to make sexual innuendos about it. He's Indian and has the most gorgeous skin and eyes. Plus, coal black hair. Oh, and an ass that won't quit. How do I know this? Because 1/4 of the movie has me groping and grabbing it. \o/ and \o/ I also get to grab his crotch. <-- being polite with terminology. I pretty much grab two handfuls of his cock-n-balls and won't let go. I felt that we needed to block that action last night and really get it down. *cough* And dadgumit if I didn't mess up a line a few times where I have him pinned against the wall, rubbing myself up and down him... Ahahahaha! He was a great sport about it and is really funny.
And hot. Don't forget the hot. Best day of work ever, y'all. *cracks up*
WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD. One of my favorite lines has the following in it (as I come on to SMG-lite) "I got a clit like a thumb and a tongue like a lasso that can rope and wrangle your cute little pink cunt button and-" She cuts me off here. AHAHAHAHA. It's like the bad!fic fairies sprinkled my life with their magic dust!
It was so much fun to be in a room of creative, funny people working on something again. The director and the asst. director are both very funny and really know what makes sense on screen, so I have high hopes for the end result.
The AD was talking to "Bone" about a fight scene he will have with Nicholas Brendon's character (not there last night, sadly) and Bone asked if Nicky was a big guy. The director said, "Yeah, he's pretty big. Big guy." I jumped in with "he was in the minor leagues wanting to go pro when he injured his arm, and that's when he got into acting and two years later got the Buffy job." They all looked at me like I was a stalker. HEY. I PAY ATTENTION, OKAY?
In other words: I cannot wait until our next rehearsal this weekend! Then comes filming andNB and me becoming BFF and going to the Oscars together as best pals being completely professional. :D
Also, I received a mysterious package in the mail yesterday from a certain miss![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
anelith! Anne! Thank you so much for those books! I was very excited to see they were the ones you had mentioned in your post, thank you! Mr. S beamed at the box for a few minutes and kept repeating, "She is just a sweetheart." YES SHE IS. <3 <3 <3
It's Hump Day, people! The week's half-way done! [ETA] I knew I was forgetting something: the baby buns! They've doubled in size, so now they're three inches long. EEEEEE! Their leetle earses are getting longer - no cottontails yet - and we're having to hide our Evil Cats away as Hope decided to go GET one and bring it back to the house!! NO, HOPE!! (It wasn't hurt) I carried he's leetle, sheevery self back to his warren (now surrounded by bricks to keep critters away) and watched him hop back to his brothers and seesters. SO. SCHWEET. <3
First, I have to say that the other female lead looks like she could be Sarah Michelle Gellar's taller, freckled twin. I kept staring at her face, waiting for her to say something Buffy-esque. (She didn't.) I have to grope her character, too, so I can channel my inner-Faith and have at it. \o/ Hahaha. Bless her young little heart, she thought I was younger than my 27 year old sister. *loves this girl like whoa* That's what good clean living will do for your skin, ladies.
That and smearing tequila directly into your pores. (My theory is the aloe that tequila's made from is preserving me from the inside out.)
But let me talk about "Bone." Yes, that's his character's name, and yes, I get to make sexual innuendos about it. He's Indian and has the most gorgeous skin and eyes. Plus, coal black hair. Oh, and an ass that won't quit. How do I know this? Because 1/4 of the movie has me groping and grabbing it. \o/ and \o/ I also get to grab his crotch. <-- being polite with terminology. I pretty much grab two handfuls of his cock-n-balls and won't let go. I felt that we needed to block that action last night and really get it down. *cough* And dadgumit if I didn't mess up a line a few times where I have him pinned against the wall, rubbing myself up and down him... Ahahahaha! He was a great sport about it and is really funny.
And hot. Don't forget the hot. Best day of work ever, y'all. *cracks up*
WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD. One of my favorite lines has the following in it (as I come on to SMG-lite) "I got a clit like a thumb and a tongue like a lasso that can rope and wrangle your cute little pink cunt button and-" She cuts me off here. AHAHAHAHA. It's like the bad!fic fairies sprinkled my life with their magic dust!
It was so much fun to be in a room of creative, funny people working on something again. The director and the asst. director are both very funny and really know what makes sense on screen, so I have high hopes for the end result.
The AD was talking to "Bone" about a fight scene he will have with Nicholas Brendon's character (not there last night, sadly) and Bone asked if Nicky was a big guy. The director said, "Yeah, he's pretty big. Big guy." I jumped in with "he was in the minor leagues wanting to go pro when he injured his arm, and that's when he got into acting and two years later got the Buffy job." They all looked at me like I was a stalker. HEY. I PAY ATTENTION, OKAY?
In other words: I cannot wait until our next rehearsal this weekend! Then comes filming and
Also, I received a mysterious package in the mail yesterday from a certain miss
anelith! Anne! Thank you so much for those books! I was very excited to see they were the ones you had mentioned in your post, thank you! Mr. S beamed at the box for a few minutes and kept repeating, "She is just a sweetheart." YES SHE IS. <3 <3 <3It's Hump Day, people! The week's half-way done! [ETA] I knew I was forgetting something: the baby buns! They've doubled in size, so now they're three inches long. EEEEEE! Their leetle earses are getting longer - no cottontails yet - and we're having to hide our Evil Cats away as Hope decided to go GET one and bring it back to the house!! NO, HOPE!! (It wasn't hurt) I carried he's leetle, sheevery self back to his warren (now surrounded by bricks to keep critters away) and watched him hop back to his brothers and seesters. SO. SCHWEET. <3
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:14 pm (UTC)Best job evah, indeed.
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:25 pm (UTC)Oh my goodness, I cannot WAIT to get the full costume on, get my fake nails painted into American flags with pierced dangles on the pinkies, the trashy shorts and tank... YAYAYAYAY!!!
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:32 pm (UTC)*dies*
I suppose it would be totally unprofessional to ask "Bone" for pictures of his sweet ass!
Not to mention his cock n balls!
O.K. I admit that might be going too far?
;P
I'll have to settle for living vicariously through your vivid descriptions...and thank-you for that Hon!!
*glomps*
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:43 pm (UTC)I'll keep those descriptions coming, then! :D
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:49 pm (UTC)It's going be SO much fun reading about all of this!
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Date: 2007-08-22 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-22 03:00 pm (UTC)I WOULD DO THAT, TOO. PLEASE DO THAT WHEN YOU MEET NB.
The clit line still has me laughing as much as the back door one. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GET TO SAY THESE THINGS. Seriously, it's like your favorite bad!fic writer blessed the script with her words!
<3 <3 <3 <3
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:05 pm (UTC)WHEEEEE!! Oh my god, Lee, the COSTUME. The COSTUME!!!
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:08 pm (UTC)Oh, here's something that you'll totally laugh at: so, the pants I'm wearing are elastic waist, cheap denim, back-pocketless pants. With a one inch inseam. ONE INCH. We "dressed them up" with black lace under the hem, so it hangs down? I've been calling those her Funeral Britches. The black lace makes 'em solemn enough fer a funeral.
I would imagine this character to put rhinestones and white lace on some daisy dukes fer her weddin' outfit. And a sequin covered white bikini top. And of course, the clear heels. AHAHAHAHA.
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:06 pm (UTC)You go girl.
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-22 03:27 pm (UTC)Did you see the picture of the bunnies that were living in my garden? Cute and evil, all at once.
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:34 pm (UTC)(The mama bun isn't devouring the garden, really. But then, we're letting the backyard go fallow since we'll be ripping it all up once the pool construction starts this winter.)
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:58 pm (UTC)*flails*
FTW!
:)
Man, i knew a chick on my bus in high school that chewed.
*shudder*
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:37 pm (UTC)\o/
Ewww, my first husband quit smoking for me. By... dipping snuff. *pukes* (We'll use the insides of Fig Newtons to simulate snuff. *g*)
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Date: 2007-08-22 03:58 pm (UTC)This is the craziest thing ever. I would kill for pictures of this stuff. KILL LIKE ZOMBIE.
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:38 pm (UTC)"Mommy, Mrs. Stoney said her clit's like a thumb. What's a clit?"
I'm bringing my camera to the full-dress rehearsal and the filming days, so you'll get some!!
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:03 pm (UTC)Hahahahahahahahahaha! This truly is the best job ever!!
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:39 pm (UTC)By giving it a firm squeeze/slide. WHAT?! I'M METHOD.
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:29 pm (UTC)WHORE.
<3
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:40 pm (UTC)FTW. (hee!)
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:34 pm (UTC)And baby bunnies! Eeeeeeeeee.
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Date: 2007-08-22 04:41 pm (UTC)OMG, the bunnies are SO CUTE. There are 6 of them, all teeny and furry and round! <3
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Date: 2007-08-22 07:13 pm (UTC)Just don't tell me to kill anyone.
*tells you to give me money*
Date: 2007-08-22 07:22 pm (UTC)...or we can save it for the girls weekend coming up. (Add a STRONG hick accent and you've got it.)
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Date: 2007-08-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-08-22 08:51 pm (UTC)It's super awesome!
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Date: 2007-08-22 09:17 pm (UTC)We'll see if that gets cut. :D
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Date: 2007-08-22 08:54 pm (UTC)And I have to say, it's a tough job you have there! ;-)
I hope you enjoy those books, since you had said you were interested in them. If you do read them I'd love to hear what you think!
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Date: 2007-08-22 09:22 pm (UTC)(I've been jotting down lines to fill in blanks in case of someone missing their cue, or taking a moment to catch their breath. Things like, "Honey, I cain't understand a word you's saying, it's like you're a deaf mute with a mouth full uh molasses." And so forth. Ahaha.)
Oooooh, so far I'm very much enjoying Vellum! Lyrical prose and the idea is freaking AWESOME. I can't thank you enough for thinking of me! I'm very touched, sweetheart.
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Date: 2007-08-22 09:49 pm (UTC)And bunnies! Yay bunnies!
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Date: 2007-08-22 10:48 pm (UTC):D
And what can we make for bunnies? =:D maybe? Heh.
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Date: 2007-08-22 10:13 pm (UTC)You know you absolutely must keep us informed. It's a moral imperative.
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Date: 2007-08-22 10:49 pm (UTC)And like I wouldn't keep everyone abreast! It's too fun!
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Date: 2007-08-23 12:23 am (UTC)Perhaps. But it will be really amusing if you run into him, and spend all of the time talking about baseball, and none of the time talking about Buffy. What am I supposed to put up to dare you into doing that>?
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Date: 2007-08-23 01:36 am (UTC)...now, if he wanted to talk Cowboys, I'd be all over that. :D
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Date: 2007-08-23 01:37 am (UTC)(I need to take my film - I'm so old school - to get developed to show you the wee tiny babies of bunitude!)
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Date: 2007-08-23 01:57 am (UTC)*waits for footage*
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