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stoney321I stopped by a pretty cross vine to grab a seed pod on my walk today and a mile after that, noticed something in the corner of my vision and had THIS walking up my boob, ready to leap into my nostril and lay its babies in my brain, where ten minutes later, I would explode in a shower of guts, sinew and BUGS.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to take a Karen Silkwood shower. *cries*
note to any potential wankers: I admire and enjoy bugs iin THEIR habitat. My breast, flesh, brain meat, etc. is not their habitat. Thank you.
Last note: I'm sure I gave the people driving along the road (and the outdoor patron of my local Starbucks) quite the show when I leapt into the air, squealing, and hopped up and down, slapping at myself. :D
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:34 pm (UTC)*turns the water a smidge hotter*
Bugs are bad. Bugs are eeeevil.
*hugs you and surreptitiously brushes off your butt. you know, just in case*
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:40 pm (UTC)It helps if you smack it. No, harder.
ON MY BOOB. MY BOOB!!!!! It was NANOSECONDS from leaping into my head cavities. I KNOW IT.
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:40 pm (UTC)That thing is HUGE!
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:42 pm (UTC)It wasn't QUITE that big, but in my mind it was even LARGER. And had dripping fangs. And a high pitched squeal, communicating to all of his buddy to ATTAAAAAACK!
I'm going to pour bleach all over me now, bleh!!!
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:42 pm (UTC)bug on my boob = incoherency
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:47 pm (UTC)Ack! SO SCARY!
Is there anyone who would seriously be like, ">:( Why dun you support teh bugz instead of swatterings them???" Because wow, *points* those people, me, LINE in between us!
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:08 pm (UTC)I'm with you! *SQUISH AHOY*
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:09 pm (UTC)No cookies for them!
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:23 pm (UTC)(Note to Lee: You are the Tin Man, and equally loved as the Scarecrow, so don't start yelling at me. *G*)
COOKIES. Okay, remember how I was going to Nom Nom Nom feed you muffins? Can you please to be feeding me the cookies in your icon? Mmmm.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 05:36 pm (UTC)*Mr. Burns Steepled fingers*
I need lonche. I go in search of fud. *smooch*
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:45 pm (UTC)I luff you, Dorothy. Even if your red slippers clash horribly with your dress.
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Date: 2007-10-11 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 05:16 pm (UTC)Okay. I'm over it now.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:25 pm (UTC)I mean, it's not like I ENJOY bugs planning my demise, ferserioz.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 05:16 pm (UTC)Perhaps you could try? ;]
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:26 pm (UTC)...is that what you're meaning? (My tags are closed in html, if that's what you meant)
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:33 pm (UTC)Strange.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 05:40 pm (UTC)It's so bizarre because it's not all the text only usernames are huge. Whatevaz!
Oh and PS; I should totally take a picture of my front steps. It's like a family of these MONSTER spiders right above the door. I swear to God they lurk to suck my blood!
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:44 pm (UTC)You should take a picture, because if you ever turn up missing, the CSI guys will need to know where to look, mainly the LOLZ shaped cocoon on the ceiling. *frets*
I'm going to get started on inventing you a force field so you are SAFE, zomg!
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 06:18 pm (UTC)you have font, marquee, text, font, marquee...
needs to be font, marquee, text, marquee, font.
HTML is very stack structured.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:45 pm (UTC)I just spoke to Chrissy and have the BEST STORY to tell you. HO. LEE. Shit.
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:44 pm (UTC)*cries with you*
If people tell you to be nice to this clearly evil bug, who only wanted to lay its eggs in your brain meat, thereby either destroying you or turning you into its queen, tell them to let the bug crawl up their nasal cavity and see how they like it! Bugs on plants = good. Bugs on boobs/in brain meat = SO NOT GOOD WTF WHO WOULD EVER THINK IT WOULD BE?!?!?
*throws netting over you to protect you from CERTAIN DEATH*
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Date: 2007-10-11 05:47 pm (UTC)LEE. THIS IS ALSO WHY I LOVE YOU. Holy shizzle, bugs on me = NO.
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Date: 2007-10-11 06:16 pm (UTC)(close tag, maybe?)
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Date: 2007-10-11 07:38 pm (UTC)Maybe refresh? I didn't close a tag the first minute I had the post up, but immediately fixed it - that was 11 some odd o'clock this morning?
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Date: 2007-10-11 07:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-11 07:39 pm (UTC)BLEH. I don't mind bugs doing their things (we kind of depend on that) but don't do your thing ON ME.