*points to icon for emotion today*

[stoney321]

Today is my sister's birthday! We're going to have lunch, go shopping, talk about stupid people, laugh and share. Possibly look at each other and have feelings of joy and contentment. (Beth? I totally get an extra thirty sarcasm points for this post, which means I'm ahead of you.) I love love LOVE my sister, she's funny, pretty, enjoyable, s-m-r-t, and laughs at my jokes. What's not to love?

But we have a dark family secret, one I've only hinted at in my LJ. And it's time to be open and honest about everything. We're adults now, after all. So... Beth?



Hahahaha. (Um, for the possibly sarcastic/inappropriate humor challenged, no, she isn't.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETH.

this post brought to you by the Could Use a Good Day Foundation, a division of Things Have Been Stressful, WTF.

Comments

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Beth!

I bet she wishes she were adopted. I'm just saying.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

P.S. Why won't you give me your phone number? I promise to only call twice a day, three times on weekend days.

/whine

[noir7.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! (AND THANK YOU for the candy corns!!!)

<3

[noir7.livejournal.com]

Welcome. I hate candy corn with a passion, so of course I had to share. I have layers, you see.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

(I don't like eating it, either.) But I like the look of it! :D

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

HAhahaha.

You are the worst sister ever. Can you be my sister? :D :D :D

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT!! She is waaaaaay too cool to be part of your family.

Happy birthday, Beth!

(L, Imma gonna be emailin' you in a scootch, mkay?)

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I think it's damn Christian of you to petend she's your sister even though she was just a roadside foundling.

(She doesn't have any freaky superpowers, does she?)

Happy Birthday, Beth. Laura, at least buy the girl a drink.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha! That's the best birthday pic I've *ever* seen! So, so funny...

You win at birthdays.

Have a great birthday, Beth. And enjoy your day out with her, Laura.

[lolz.livejournal.com]

HAHAH I sent that to my mom because she WAS adopted, hah!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, Brenda and Tiff's HS friends certainly wanted me to know One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other. I'm pointing at myself.

AT MYSELF.

Somehow I missed all the traffic coming back from your place, which is awesome. Also? Horror movie night tonight, so YAY. ILU BIFF.

[lynnenne]

Have a great time! *hugs*

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

When I was about 5 my older sister told me Mom and Dad found me on the doorstep, which of course caused me to burst into tears.

So of course when Robin was around 5 we did the same thing to her. This was a few weeks after she asked where Mom was, and we told her Mom was dead. Yeah, we're not the nicest people ever.

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Haaahaaahaaaa! that's priceless.

Happy Birthday to Beth!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh no's! Cat hair in the cake!

[leila82.livejournal.com]

Hee, too cute! I don't have any siblings to pull that on me, so when I was 3, my dad used to make up for it by telling me he bought me from a store. Aaaand since I was 3, I believed it, too. SO SAD!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday to Beth!