Dead from the neck up

[stoney321]

Um, I should stop talking to my dog while we're on walks, because I probably look weird. Then again, I also mouth along to what ever is on my mp3 player, so... I'm weird already. :D Got in 5.3 miles today in my new trainers and I loooove Mizuno. *kisses my shoes metaphorically, as literally would be germy and smelly*

The Mister is finally back to traveling during the week and I am VERY GLAD. This is where you realize that I'm awful. I mean, I love him, obviously, but when he's home it's not a normal day and I don't have my normal routine and I'm a freak about routine. I love me some structure. And he sprawls all over the kitchen table with his messes and is a remote nomad (I swear, I have to look EVERYWHERE for the remote once he's held it. I've found it in the freezer before. Another time in the outside GRILL. ???) And he'll surprise me by saying, "let's go eat!" and it's 11. Who eats lunch at 11? I'm not into the Blue Bird special, bro. Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

(Okay, and if you *do* eat lunch at 11, you must eat breakfast early, right? I eat breakfast around 9 am. I can't have a meal two hours later, that's CRAZY TALK.) Boys are just messy and smelly and did I mention messy? Today is a day of ORDER UND CLEANING UND VE VILL STRAIGHTEN UP ZIS MESS UND HAFF A RETURN TO ORDER! *snaps heels together*

But not until I beat GH2 on Medium. AW, YEAH, 2 songs to go! It's a Psychobilly Freakout! (I would love an icon of the "Loading" flying tape. If anyone can find that image, I will love you big time.)

9021bro. Finding Nemrbo. Das Bro (a really depressing, but important movie about a frat on a doomed U-bro. I mean, submarine.) G. I. Brooooooooooo!

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[azryal.livejournal.com]

Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

F-ng brilliant. Especially the Bromeihni...broetry? Brilliant.

For the record, I love the days that I have to myself almost as much as I love my Mister, too. I know that as humans we crave contact, but sometimes you just want to be left alone, ya know? So, I don't think you're awful. Just thought you'd like to know. ;-)

Mae

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

More broetry, more! Go epic!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Laura, I command you to rock the fuck out on Guitar Hero.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Everyone talks to their dog when they walk! If I saw you walking your doggy and staring straight ahead, not talking to her, I would think you were a weirdo. :D

OH god, do I ever hear you on loving/clinging to ROUTINE! Give me an R! O! U! etc.

<3 <3 <3

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha, ICON LOVE!

*goes to find my Brady icons*

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

Brady love!

[zyrya]

*slap*

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Hey, I talk to the cows while I'm checking them, knowing full well that my voice is audible into the second row of yards in the subdivision. I get to choose between looking like a psycho and not being able to get the cattle accustomed to my voice and presence if I need to handle them.

I'm going to try to post a "pruning the big rose" entry some time today, with (inadequate, for reasons of autofocus) illustrations.

Julia, today, or tomorrow.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

This post is brolliant. Or maybe, like, brody to the max.

Man, I tried. I lack wordsmithery.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

ILU, Oh Hilarious One.

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

There should seriously be a part in the wedding vows about sickness, health, and putting up with your spouse when you want the house to yourself ;-).

I'll have days when the husband is home when I don't want him to be and I'll think, "This is how I know I'm a terrible person...why won't he just go to work or something?"

It's even more depressing when I remember the adage that retirement is twice the spouse with half the income.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU MAE! It's just... I need down time. I need non-phone calls in the background, non-mess making, non laptop humming days.

So I can play Guitar Hero and make dorky rock star moves, of course. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU DUMBLEDORE. (Oh my god, I just spent ONE HOUR practicing a MEgadeth song so I could get a perfect score. Because I can't just get through it, I have to be PERFECT. Ahahaha.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE ROUTINE. Oh, I heart having a schedule. I mean, I don't have every minute schedule, I just like knowing I can depend on a quiet house by 8:10, etc. etc.

I see people walking their dogs all terse-faced ALL THE TIME. Poor puppers.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Don't make me pull this journal over, DON'T YOU MAKE ME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, pictures! Yes, please!

Haha, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that has conversations with animals... :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Brozo! Broseidon. Bronut. (Mmmm, I could go for a chocolate glazed bronut...)

HI M.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, on that horror movie I was in, we sat around and made these up all day long. One of he characters was a cheesy frat guy, so we made them up for inspiration. :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think it'll be okay when we retire, because there will be traveling and no children in the house. So... that will be a big plus. Right now it's frustrating to have FOUR CHILDREN to clean up after. once the actual kids are gone, there will only be the one. :D

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee.
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes, you just want them to *go* *away*.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EPIC? HERE WE GO.

The Illiad, by Bromer
brodecahedron
she's very brocile (she allows bro-isms applied to her)
I'll be your brostess this evening. Right this way...
Bro My God!
Broly Man
Brolero (when a sorority girl gets cornrows and passes out in a frat guy's hotel after random sex. YOU SAID EPIC.)
Abrocalypse Now
Yojimbro

And finally, beer made in a frat house? MICRO BRO-ERY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES.

Oh my god, I was rocking to a Megadeth song on Guitar Hero just now and HE CALLED TO TELL ME HE WAS IN THE HOTEL.

*head desk* Dude, OKAY. I'm rocking. Uh, hello, the van was knocking? :D

[zyrya]

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

The Bro stuff was verging on hysteria.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Dude, I FEEL YOUR PAIN! It's like...you look forward to them being home, but after a day or two, you're ready to kick them to the curb. All those annoying little habits that you don't normally have to deal with are suddenly IN YOUR FACE! *runs screaming*

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I see lots of travelling & hobby-type stuff in our future. Time to learn new aspects to love in one another, all that kind of thing.

And days when I'll just have to tell him to GET OUT for a few hours so we can both retain our sanity.