Dead from the neck up

[stoney321]

Um, I should stop talking to my dog while we're on walks, because I probably look weird. Then again, I also mouth along to what ever is on my mp3 player, so... I'm weird already. :D Got in 5.3 miles today in my new trainers and I loooove Mizuno. *kisses my shoes metaphorically, as literally would be germy and smelly*

The Mister is finally back to traveling during the week and I am VERY GLAD. This is where you realize that I'm awful. I mean, I love him, obviously, but when he's home it's not a normal day and I don't have my normal routine and I'm a freak about routine. I love me some structure. And he sprawls all over the kitchen table with his messes and is a remote nomad (I swear, I have to look EVERYWHERE for the remote once he's held it. I've found it in the freezer before. Another time in the outside GRILL. ???) And he'll surprise me by saying, "let's go eat!" and it's 11. Who eats lunch at 11? I'm not into the Blue Bird special, bro. Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

(Okay, and if you *do* eat lunch at 11, you must eat breakfast early, right? I eat breakfast around 9 am. I can't have a meal two hours later, that's CRAZY TALK.) Boys are just messy and smelly and did I mention messy? Today is a day of ORDER UND CLEANING UND VE VILL STRAIGHTEN UP ZIS MESS UND HAFF A RETURN TO ORDER! *snaps heels together*

But not until I beat GH2 on Medium. AW, YEAH, 2 songs to go! It's a Psychobilly Freakout! (I would love an icon of the "Loading" flying tape. If anyone can find that image, I will love you big time.)

9021bro. Finding Nemrbo. Das Bro (a really depressing, but important movie about a frat on a doomed U-bro. I mean, submarine.) G. I. Brooooooooooo!

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[azryal.livejournal.com]

Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

F-ng brilliant. Especially the Bromeihni...broetry? Brilliant.

For the record, I love the days that I have to myself almost as much as I love my Mister, too. I know that as humans we crave contact, but sometimes you just want to be left alone, ya know? So, I don't think you're awful. Just thought you'd like to know. ;-)

Mae

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU MAE! It's just... I need down time. I need non-phone calls in the background, non-mess making, non laptop humming days.

So I can play Guitar Hero and make dorky rock star moves, of course. :D

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

More broetry, more! Go epic!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha, ICON LOVE!

*goes to find my Brady icons*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EPIC? HERE WE GO.

The Illiad, by Bromer
brodecahedron
she's very brocile (she allows bro-isms applied to her)
I'll be your brostess this evening. Right this way...
Bro My God!
Broly Man
Brolero (when a sorority girl gets cornrows and passes out in a frat guy's hotel after random sex. YOU SAID EPIC.)
Abrocalypse Now
Yojimbro

And finally, beer made in a frat house? MICRO BRO-ERY.

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Laura, I command you to rock the fuck out on Guitar Hero.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU DUMBLEDORE. (Oh my god, I just spent ONE HOUR practicing a MEgadeth song so I could get a perfect score. Because I can't just get through it, I have to be PERFECT. Ahahaha.)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Everyone talks to their dog when they walk! If I saw you walking your doggy and staring straight ahead, not talking to her, I would think you were a weirdo. :D

OH god, do I ever hear you on loving/clinging to ROUTINE! Give me an R! O! U! etc.

<3 <3 <3

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE ROUTINE. Oh, I heart having a schedule. I mean, I don't have every minute schedule, I just like knowing I can depend on a quiet house by 8:10, etc. etc.

I see people walking their dogs all terse-faced ALL THE TIME. Poor puppers.

[zyrya]

*slap*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Don't make me pull this journal over, DON'T YOU MAKE ME.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Hey, I talk to the cows while I'm checking them, knowing full well that my voice is audible into the second row of yards in the subdivision. I get to choose between looking like a psycho and not being able to get the cattle accustomed to my voice and presence if I need to handle them.

I'm going to try to post a "pruning the big rose" entry some time today, with (inadequate, for reasons of autofocus) illustrations.

Julia, today, or tomorrow.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, pictures! Yes, please!

Haha, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that has conversations with animals... :D

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

This post is brolliant. Or maybe, like, brody to the max.

Man, I tried. I lack wordsmithery.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Brozo! Broseidon. Bronut. (Mmmm, I could go for a chocolate glazed bronut...)

HI M.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Brohan. Brotocol. Broseph Stalin. Bronan the Brobarian. Brobar the Elephant. Bromaldehyde. Bromo sapien. Brobi wan Kenbrobi. Brobrack Brotain. Bromer Pyle. Bronads. Leather Tuscabrolo. *slaps thighs twice, points guns* Ayatollah Bromeihni. Dude, I can keep going. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? More broetry? <-- the art of using the word "bro" in words. I AM NOW A WORDSMITH.

ILU, Oh Hilarious One.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, on that horror movie I was in, we sat around and made these up all day long. One of he characters was a cheesy frat guy, so we made them up for inspiration. :D

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

There should seriously be a part in the wedding vows about sickness, health, and putting up with your spouse when you want the house to yourself ;-).

I'll have days when the husband is home when I don't want him to be and I'll think, "This is how I know I'm a terrible person...why won't he just go to work or something?"

It's even more depressing when I remember the adage that retirement is twice the spouse with half the income.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think it'll be okay when we retire, because there will be traveling and no children in the house. So... that will be a big plus. Right now it's frustrating to have FOUR CHILDREN to clean up after. once the actual kids are gone, there will only be the one. :D

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee.
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes, you just want them to *go* *away*.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES.

Oh my god, I was rocking to a Megadeth song on Guitar Hero just now and HE CALLED TO TELL ME HE WAS IN THE HOTEL.

*head desk* Dude, OKAY. I'm rocking. Uh, hello, the van was knocking? :D

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Dude, I FEEL YOUR PAIN! It's like...you look forward to them being home, but after a day or two, you're ready to kick them to the curb. All those annoying little habits that you don't normally have to deal with are suddenly IN YOUR FACE! *runs screaming*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yes!! And he's used to room service (and maid service) all week from staying in hotels, and I AM NOT YOUR MAID. (I'm yelling at him, not you, dear. *g*)

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, structure is important, bro. My husband is all about the "Let's do something fun!" when I just need to throw in a load of laundry and put together that King's Ranch Casserole I had planned. Sure, you can take me for sushi, just give me an hour.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yes, exactly! I would LOVE to be taken out. Just.. let me finish putting all of this STUFF YOU APPARENTLY CAN'T SEE away.

Ahem.

[knotted-rose.livejournal.com]

I have a lovely pair of Mizunos that I got initially for training. However, while they're really cute, they don't fit my feet correctly at all. They're now my walk around the neighborhood shoes. I can't use them for any distance at all.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, no!! It's too bad you couldn't take them back after realizing they weren't the right shoes for you! Some of theirs don't work for me, but this pair is perfect for my stomping habit. :)

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you look weird while walking your dog and mouthing the words to what is on your mp3? Does that mean *I* look weird when I do the exact same thing? *ponders*

And my Hubby works most evenings during the week. The offchance he has an evening free means that noone in the house eats on time, not even the dog. The baby doesn't go to bed on time. And my whole schedule is thrown off!!! Silly men. I'll never understand them.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Um, NO. We do NOT look weird, so keep it up! *thumbs up*

GAH, when there's a baby in the mix, the schedule is all the more important!! That's when you should go sleep in a room with a lock on it, and leave the crying baby/late feedings/diaper changes/incessant questions to him. *G*

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

Your broetry is making me pull my hair out.

*goes to brocure brogaine*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Bro, no! Don't bro bald, you'll have to wear a chap-bro!

[globalfruitbat.livejournal.com]

Broffy the Vampire Slayer. The Backstreet Bros. Gone With the Bros. Bro-ray Discs. The Brommys. The Broscars. The Bronos. The Dominion of Bronada. The Upper Bro Side. Making the Bro 4. Robert DiNeBro. Julia Broberts.

[globalfruitbat.livejournal.com]

and ALSO -- SHE'S THE BRO.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

::aspirates coffee and dies::

I may have to be brosuscitated.

::wiping eyes::

Yer funny.

Men should be turned out of the house on a regular basis. We all work on the academic calendar, and after that looong xmas break, I'm like, everybody out of the pool! (With an undercurrent of before I kill you. . .)

Oh, I love me some Rev. Horton Heat! I WANT MY FOUR HUNDRED BUUUCKS!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*guitar riffs and leaps off the sofa*
Man, they are SO MUCH FUN to see live. Even though in RL, the singer is an ASSHOLE. But I digress.

Now I have this Inspector Gadget/Frat boy combo in my head: Bro bro gadget BONG! *nananananananana noise as my arms stretch for the pipe*

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

This morning I was walking from my car to work and had an intense, loud conversation with the cling wrap on my packed lunch. "You are not clinging! Your name is a LIE!!!!" and then realized that this was in fact Very Strange. Luckily, no one appeared to be nearby...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

See, I think more people need to be like US. People of the world: It's okay to talk to inanimate things! Especially if it's me and I'm laughing at myself for walking through a spider web and getting the wiggens!

[poshcat.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Mr Posh is in this house 75% of the time EVERY DAY. Ha! Ha! Sob!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That's how it's been lately, and it is DRIVING ME NUTS. Like, it doesn't feel like a weekday, so my whole mindset is OFF. GO AWAY, HONEY. I love you, but go to YOUR place, and leave me mine!

*clings to my TV and bon bons* Hahaa

[domenowtrent.livejournal.com]

Ich liebe sehr Das Boot.

[adnault.livejournal.com]

Psychobilly is HAAAAAAAAAAARD on medium. And the jump to Hard is redonkulus.

I feel you pain about that man. Whenever Rob is home the house is infinitely more messy and when he's away it clean and orderly and happy.

[slasheuse.livejournal.com]

You are SO LIKE MY MUM re: my dad. She LOVES him, and actually likes him being around more than she used to, but when he's on standby and just Home without warning for unspecified periods of time she's all ".....". However, unlike Mr S, he's a neat freak. He does things like rearrange cutlery drawers and pointedly shut doors.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I would go NUTS if the Mr. rearranged anything in my kitchen!!! (But I would like him to take a page out of your father's book. I'd love a neat freak!)