Ahahahaha. NO. Also, a request?

[stoney321]

(Um, please know I'm being ironic with my icon.) So, I'm going back and editing an old fic of mine (The Ewan/Hayden RPS from ... oh my god, 2005), something I've been meaning to do for... oh, three years now. *sheepish* I'm trying to fix wonky wording, etc. and came across the word
"opening" in reference to an asshole.

Um, I've MSTK'd enough bad!fic to know that YOU DO NOT CALL IT AN OPENING. Hahaha. (See? I can poke fun at myself.) So I sat there tapping my chin, thinking of a better way to describe it, and almost - for like, five seconds - considered going whole hog with the purple prose and almost called it a "butt cunt." AHAHAHA. Why the hell have I not encountered butt cunt yet? That's hilarious. Too close to man pussy? Heee!

Since I've gotten several emails lately asking me when the hell I'm ever going to finish that series (um... three years after I stopped writing it) I've been thinking about it, and think I might have an ending. I'm working on that now, and I could really use a beta. It'll be short, I think. Any takers? Comment with an email if you're willing, and my thanks in advance!

Comments

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

BWHAHA. I am almost positive I have used opening at least once. Sadly I am at work where Google safesearch is inhibiting my ability to search my own website for dirty words. Or even words that might appear on pages with dirty words, I suspect.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, we should have a "the bad!fic I once dun wroted" day - it'll be liberating! (Because we'll see how much better we've gotten over the years, right?)

*kicks Goodle safesearch in the nuts* Hahaha.

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

Butt cunt. Butt.Cunt. I like it! It's spunky!



Sign me up for beta duty if you like.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I mean, come on. It just SOUNDS good, right?? Hahahahahaha.

SWEEET! When I get something ready to send later, I'll do it. (And send on yours, too!)

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

Sent! Thank you so much!

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

http://www.starma.com/penis/

Not sure if you can find a gem hidden among the rest, and if not - FUNNY ANYWAY.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THAT IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SITE EVER. (See what I get for having parent-blocks on my web engines???)

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

I adore it BEYOND REASON. Think of all the crack-badfic-ficathon possibilities!!

(But that's what you have us for - to perv you up!)

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaaa! I think "Bowlegged Swamp Donkey" is my favorite so far. Ohhh, owww, funny.

"Butt cunt" is fabulous--it should be fabled in story and song.

[ely-jan.livejournal.com]

I was rather enamored of "Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon" but then that's just a bit too wordy to fit into every day conversation, unless you can couple it with "Round mound of repound"...which ironically enough, I think could work for both genders.

*knocks on Stoney's door*

Hey, about that whole 'entrance' thing...

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Butt cunt = new favorite word EVER. I shall try to use it at least once a day from now on.

"How are you doing today?"

"I'm alright, though my butt cunt is a little tender because of all the ass fucking last night. And you?"

HAHAHAHA.

(I don't know anything about Ewan/Hayden RPS but I'd be happy to look it over for you.)

<-- they are so hot together, COME ON.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's so fun to say. I've been saying it all morning. My neighbors look worried.

(Oooh, you would be disconnected enough to see errors, so that could be GREAT. Thank you!!)

HI LEE. ILU.

Re: <-- they are so hot together, COME ON.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Ewan thinks Hayden's butt cunt tastes like honey. Interesting.

I'm pretty sure I still write badfic sometimes, so the journey down hilarious memory lane would not take long.

(Write Katee/Jamie. Come on. You don't know how happy I would be.)

Re: <-- they are so hot together, COME ON.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's because he has muffin enemas. Mmmmm, bran. Wait...

Oh, man, my first fic ever. The MARY SUES!! Dude, worst characterization ever. Well, maybe not ever. But it's up there. :D

(Dude, I have them, Jamie blowing in his pants, but I need one more prompt!! I'll totes write you that on my upcoming trip, cross my heart meat.)

[authormichals.livejournal.com]

At least it wasn't (my hand to God I read this once) "butt nipple".