"Just because I'm an environmentalist doesn't mean I'm a sissy!"

[stoney321]

Oh, Will. I love you. "I've got a murder boner!"

1. I get to shop for girly outfits today. This is an occasion, as I hate shopping for myself.
2. I remember how to spell "occasion" by saying to myself: there's no "ass" in "occasion." (Unless my family is there. BadumbumCHING!)
3. I highly recommend reading "Brief Encounters with Che Guevara" which apparently was written by my dad's friend. (Very cool.) And, you know... it's a good book of short stories, funny and wry.
4. I think Pho is for lunch today. *pats belly*
5. I'm not going to say "there is no 5." Because that's played out. (But there isn't.)
Actual 5! I forgot: I thought of an ending (finally) to my horse soap opera. (Whatever, it's funny. Y'all don't even know! *wipes eyes with forearm*) I may have looked into some old eps of General Hospital and Days of our Lives for inspiration. And how I missed the golden opportunity to name the dynasty the Quartermanes... I feel shame.

Comments

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaaa! Thanks for the clip. My lower back has mutinied, and I'm stuck flat on my back (and not in the fun way!) and high on pills. I must haff ze funny!

Ooh, why the girly outfit shopping? Happy hunting.

Horse soap opera you say? *zips off to check it out*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! Oh, your poor spinity, causing you grief. I send wishes for a steady heat from a pad of some sort, and muscle relaxers!

The girly outfit is for the premiere of my movie this Friday night, of which I am tres excited about. There will be cameras! Red carpets! A Q&A session where people will be looking at me! Yipes.

Hahahaha - oh my god, the horse soap opera. The draaaaaaama!!

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Ruscle melaxers are go! Heh.

\0/ Go you! Hope you have a fabulous time. We'll need a full report, glamorous missy.

I just read chapter one. *cackles* Ransom Paycheck is the BESTEST NAME EVER!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Horse soap opera ending!

*grabby hands*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MAYBE IT'S A TREAT FOR SOMEONE.

...maybe. *plots and plans*

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

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*observes plotting and planning*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEE!

I love your eye glances and stares. <3

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

"Here's a tip: shut your fucking mouth." Thankfully, I had just finished my coffee when the vid wrapped up. That was hilarious.

Thanks for the "ass" pointer. I never remember how to spell occasion. I'll never forget now!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I finally figured that out a few months ago; it was one of my habitually misspelled words.

Oh, man, the ending cracked me up, too. HAHA!

[stephanierb.livejournal.com]

That video is pretty effed up, but lord help me if I wasn't practically peeing my pants.

It's a day late, but, WELCOME HOME! I'm glad you had a fab time on vacay, but sad about the horses. I'm glad the kids didn't have to see it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Shoot, I'll take welcomes any time they come! Thanks! (I'm glad, too. Poor horses.)

In case it's not obvious: I love Will Ferrell. :D

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

There might be more "Neighs of our Lives" in my future? Canters happily.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*clappy hands*

And I'm further along in getting it animated and on the web! WHEEEE HEEEE HEEEE pbbblllt!