keanu reeves-esque whoa

[stoney321]

1. I love Vicodin.
2. I do *not* like stretching my leg out.
3. there was a CHIMPANZEE on the red carpet in front of me, and I got a picture. A CHIMP! (He had on a tuxedo, too. Quite the natty dresser.)
4. I abused the phrase "ape sh*t" with my co-stars that night, but CHIMP!
5. I am feeling very floaty - it's nice.
6. I have pictures and stuff, but I'm not capable of finding my camera right now.
7. I rock on crutches. Unless I have to carry something.
8. I'm gonna watch Tron and pass out now. (Tron!!)
9. ooh, remind me to tell you about the boys with yarmulkes fanboying me, hahaha! <3
10. [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]? I love you. And donuts. [/e-card ref]

Hooo. Things are spinny. Lay down time. <3

Comments

[drusplace.livejournal.com]

"ooh, remind me to tell you about the boys with yarmulkes fanboying me, hahaha! <3"

*is intrigued*

Although I'm not surprised Stoney has fanboys!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think they enjoyed nursing as babies, because they wouldn't stop staring at my chest, and they had these goofy, nervous grins. Hahaha.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Crutches? WHAT. Did I miss something? Was there a stiletto-heel incident?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, I had knee surgery yesterday. (All went well, I'm just following doctor's orders and staying off my knee. Um, except for now, because I'm tired of being in bed...)

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

With that mention of Vicodin in #1 and the chimpanzee in #3 I was afraid excited to see the possibility that we were being treated to a bit of an hallucination. But no, there was an *actual* chimpanzee. According to my math:

chimpanzee + red carpet = AWESOME

Too bad about the pain, though. I hope your recovery goes well.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, the chimp handler was EXACTLY like my character in the movie. We all tried to keep it under control until we got off the carpet/away from mics, and then we burst into laughter. CRAZINESS!

Aww, thanks. The pain is gone for now. Yay vicodin! (I expect to be off that tonight, so really: I'm just fine and dandy.)

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Crutches? Why you on crutches? Wait? Vicodan? I likes Vicodan.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Knee surgery yesterday morning. Oooh, and I do, too. Except it makes me sleeeeeeeeepy...

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Yer crackin' me up. Hope the surgery went a-ok.

Tron!!! Oh man, I remember seeing Tron in the theatre. I was the high score Queen o' Tron at the arcade. *waves geek flag*

Enjoy your little pharmaceutical vacation, and heal quick, missy!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha to your icon! It went super fantastic, thanks!

TRON. Man, that was a FAVORITE when I was a kid. Remember how high-tech that was when it came out? Haha.

THANK YOU!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Wait, what did you DO? Something to your knee?

And in conclusion; COOTER.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had the knee surgery I've been yammering on about for a week or so, that's all. ;)

IT WAS COOTERIFIC! <-- pretend that makes sense... :D

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry darling, I totally spaced on that. ::prostrates::

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm, Vicodin!

Floaty is good! And I'm glad you rock on crutches. I hope you are hop, skip, and jumping asap!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I just played a game of soccer on my crutches! Except I didn't. I was laying down in bed with a Twix candy bar. \o/

ILUJESS!

[xochitl42.livejournal.com]

Healing happy [[[hugs]]]!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Can we pretend I'm doing my knee exercises and really, I'm just going to eat french fries or something?

*scootches over to share* (And thank you! I love me some hugs)

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

What's this? I disappear for a day and you're crippled? Not acceptable.

(You should have brought the monkey back with you. In your drug induced haze, you and he could have gotten up to some fine hijinks.)

And you seduced a bunch of Orthodox Jews? They're probably eating a ham and cheese sandwich as we speak.