I AM INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED NOW.

[stoney321]

Not only am I (evidently) popular in Russia, Italians love my sleaze and have awarded me for it.

By which I mean that Blood on the Highway, in which I play a (sleazy) main character, in which a relative unknown by the name of "Nicholas Brendon" also appears in the film, has won the TOP JURY PRIZE* at the Kimera Film Festival. Guys, it beat out serious documentaries like "Wasted." (I won't lie: I felt a twinge of guilt. But fuck it, they've won awards in other festivals.) It also won the Audience Favorite prize, which is completely cool.

I may be at minute 14, but I'm holding on! We have some kind of physical award coming in the mail. Frakking awesome. See?!?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS FUNNY!!

You like me! You really like me! Ahahahaha.

* means that the judges/critics picked our movie over every single other submission as the best of the festival. I don't know if they're smoking crack over there, or if it really is that damn funny. I'm going with the last one. :D

[ETA] Because I'm Forgetful Jones. If you want to relive the horror of making a horror movie, CLEEEEEK.

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Is that not the most awesome and hilarious thing?! Italians love tits, what can I say. I can't believe the white trash (treasure, I thank you. White Treasure) translated!

AHAHAHAHAHAH. "They smack their kids around and eat gallons of ice cream to numb the pain, just like us!"

Not only did we win the audience prize, we won the GRAND JURY prize. That means out of every single film, the critics liked ours the best! DUDE!!!!!

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

How could they NOT love Lynette, big boobs, leopard bra and all? She's, like, the perfect woman, if you're into WT who'll fuck you up the ass in a heartbeat. AND WHO DOESN'T?

ILULAURA. So very, very proud and happy for you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I CAN PUSH MY COLON INSIDE OUT. <-- greatest pick up line EVER.

ILULEE. Come to my house and let me feed you and we will sit upon my bench and wax philosophic. (Code: we'll drink our asses off.)

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! I was looking at BotH's page on IMDB, and this line:

Look, we are fucked! We're fucked like an autistic 8 year old at a NAMBLA meeting.

still makes me nearly pee myself laughing. GODDAMN, THIS MOVIE IS SO HILARIOUS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS WRONG. Which makes it RIGHT.