Uh, what did I do?

[stoney321]

Can anyone tell me how I allegedly spawned moose-f@cking in the SPN fandom when a) I don't condone sex with moose (too tall) and b) I'm not in SPN fandom?

Came across a random entry giving me props for having done that and I just have no idea what that's all about. Huh. Am I performing sleep crimes again, because I'll need to notify my doctor if so.

Anyone? In return I offer you the Slegoon, the quickest way to death by snow. (And I would totally get in that thing.)

[ETA] I finally just asked her what the what, but in a nice way. Because... moose "gentle carressing" is... HOW did I get tied up with that? No, really, HOW?

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Dude. You're not even Canadian! That is a massive accomplishment of non-fandoming. I SPN had the Yak-fucking? Or maybe that was SGA? Hmm. My acronyms are showing.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no idea. I google'd my name, as one dones on occasion, and came across a link that exclaimed happily that I am internet famous, and that's a movement I spawned, and I'm just scratching my head wondering if I need to have regressive hypnotherapy and a bad touch doll.

WTF?

<--- We like our extra-human porn with wee vampires, plz

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Hee. Show us where the moose nudged you, Laura. This is, of course, giving me O_O face over Jonah's Christmas pj's with the little moosie feet.

I dreamed of Mormons last night! /cryptic-much

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Okay, I need to get a lift ticket and a day's Slegoon rental. Keeps going when overturned? That is AWESOME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*cries* In mmy naughty no nos. And someone gave me a carrot, but I'm not sure if it really was because I kept my eyes closed and it was leaking. *cries more*

Um, Jonah's feet are PRECIOUS AND PERFECT and we shouldn't talk like this with you child present. Ah, hell, he doesn't understand what we're saying, so LEAKING COCK. What?

YOU DID? Any Mormons in particular? (Um, and if I may self pimp, my Mormon Missionary coming out of the closet fic that I'm quite proud of. If, uh, you know. you need more misisonary porn stuff.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that bad ass?! I'm hoping it has a seat belt for when it DOES flip over. Because, let's face it. It's going to flip either by nature or by my purposefully flipping it over.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Way too tall.

Also, at least the slegoon would make the idiots who go off trail and fall into tree wells easier to find.

Julia, awoke to about sixty=three snowflakes on the ground, after the weatherman predicted five inches: whew, dodged that bullet.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

This is me ----> Hahahahahaha *grabs belly because giggle-fits HURT*

And I've been ITCHING for a valid reason to use this Jensen Ackles icon around you.

No not that one, this one. Stupid laptop.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Ah, leaking cock. May you always be, other than "his dick seated itself in her audience," the phrase that calls to mind my glorious years in fandom.

I had a long elaborate dream about team-teaching with Eddie at some totally secular college sabbatical (or other.) Because of room shortages, I was forced to share a dorm room with a 19 year-old co-ed who happened to be a devout Mormon (who looked almost EXACTLY like my non-Mormon -- I believe she was actually atheist -- college roommate at UCO: dishwater blonde ponytail, tall, no-makeup, shapeless GAP wardrobe.)

Anyhoodle, this "roomie" accused me of having an affair with her boyfriend (also 19, who looked exactly like a Mormon Chad Michael Murray, who, much as I love Vin, does NADA for my naughty no nos.) So I was defending myself and trying to hide the "scandal" from Eddie who knew I was keeping a secret from him which turned out to be that I was pregnant again (my biggest real life fear!!) and I got everything calmed down with E and the school, even though the roomie hated me for the dressing down I gave her and then I walked into a room and start making out with Mormon-CMM because I *was* banging him and I, as the dreaming voyeur, had no idea! I believed I was innocent. What a twist!

Yeah, you so needed all that explanation. Hahahaha! Hold me, Laura. I'm desperate for adult interaction. (Non-moose, please.)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Oh, and *bookmarks fic*

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I can hear you. Chad Michael Murray CAN HEAR YOU. *flounces*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WOW!! That was a SERIOUSLY INTENSE dream there! (You must be about to start - I always have crazy, labyrinthine dreams when my Lady Bill is due.)

you had an M Night Shamalan dream there! (Grown up interaction? What's that?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

They should put a rotating light on it to make it obvious to the sled rescue patrol groups that will inevitably be hunting for them in the woods.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BUT WHAT IS THAT PERSON TALKING ABOUT?? Was there a moose-loving, Stoney inspired meme in SPN? Double You Tea FUCK, Vin?

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

You are THAT much of a muse. NO MATTER THE FANDOM YOU ARE RELEVANT.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, when you start agreeing that Jared Padalecki is hot...oh, wait, I mean Nick Brendon...oh, crap. Well, when you think that David Boreanaz is only hot on "Bones" then...oh, yeah. Right. Okay, stop liking everyone the same way I do and then throwing CMM into the mix!! It's creating mayhem! (See what I did there?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

What is HAPPENING?!

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Don't lie. We know you've done some kinky shit with Bullwinkle. I've heard his tell all is coming out next month.

(I was so sorry to hear about your kitty. How are the kids dealing?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHAT BULLWINKLE AND I DID IS BETWEEN US AND US ALONE.

(Aww, thanks, R. They're much better today. We made ornaments yesterday and put them on the tree, and that was helpful for them.)

in her audience

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

his dick seated itself in her audience

-- causing suppressed screams of laughter from passers-by who don't want to have to explain what they're laughing at.

Confess! Did you write that, or did you just read it? And either way, (a) what fandom, and (b) was it on ff.net?

Inquiring, laughing minds want to know!

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

whew, dodged that bullet

This is definitive proof that you are a grownup, you know.

Re: in her audience

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Those are from my bad!fic sporkings. THere's a whole tag dedicated to them, if you're interested.

:D

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

I looked, and couldn't find anything that indicated the possibility of a seat belt. Which means when it flips, you go flying inside the cage, with possible limbs poking out as it keeps going. FUN!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it looked that way to me, too.

For my kids? No.

For me? Oh, HELL yeah.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly it's because you fuck moose IN REAL LIFE, Stoney. I mean duh.

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