Uh, what did I do?

[stoney321]

Can anyone tell me how I allegedly spawned moose-f@cking in the SPN fandom when a) I don't condone sex with moose (too tall) and b) I'm not in SPN fandom?

Came across a random entry giving me props for having done that and I just have no idea what that's all about. Huh. Am I performing sleep crimes again, because I'll need to notify my doctor if so.

Anyone? In return I offer you the Slegoon, the quickest way to death by snow. (And I would totally get in that thing.)

[ETA] I finally just asked her what the what, but in a nice way. Because... moose "gentle carressing" is... HOW did I get tied up with that? No, really, HOW?

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Dude. You're not even Canadian! That is a massive accomplishment of non-fandoming. I SPN had the Yak-fucking? Or maybe that was SGA? Hmm. My acronyms are showing.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no idea. I google'd my name, as one dones on occasion, and came across a link that exclaimed happily that I am internet famous, and that's a movement I spawned, and I'm just scratching my head wondering if I need to have regressive hypnotherapy and a bad touch doll.

WTF?

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Okay, I need to get a lift ticket and a day's Slegoon rental. Keeps going when overturned? That is AWESOME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Isn't that bad ass?! I'm hoping it has a seat belt for when it DOES flip over. Because, let's face it. It's going to flip either by nature or by my purposefully flipping it over.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Way too tall.

Also, at least the slegoon would make the idiots who go off trail and fall into tree wells easier to find.

Julia, awoke to about sixty=three snowflakes on the ground, after the weatherman predicted five inches: whew, dodged that bullet.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

They should put a rotating light on it to make it obvious to the sled rescue patrol groups that will inevitably be hunting for them in the woods.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

whew, dodged that bullet

This is definitive proof that you are a grownup, you know.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

This is me ----> Hahahahahaha *grabs belly because giggle-fits HURT*

And I've been ITCHING for a valid reason to use this Jensen Ackles icon around you.

No not that one, this one. Stupid laptop.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BUT WHAT IS THAT PERSON TALKING ABOUT?? Was there a moose-loving, Stoney inspired meme in SPN? Double You Tea FUCK, Vin?

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Don't lie. We know you've done some kinky shit with Bullwinkle. I've heard his tell all is coming out next month.

(I was so sorry to hear about your kitty. How are the kids dealing?)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHAT BULLWINKLE AND I DID IS BETWEEN US AND US ALONE.

(Aww, thanks, R. They're much better today. We made ornaments yesterday and put them on the tree, and that was helpful for them.)

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly it's because you fuck moose IN REAL LIFE, Stoney. I mean duh.

<33

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LADDER/PLATFORM TALL ENOUGH, KITA.

lies. ALL LIES!


:*

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Aww, I bet it makes your little heart all proud, being such an inspiration in the SPN fandom. I mean, somebody had to get the moose-fucking bandwagon a-rollin', right?

OT, but I made that poblano soup last night? OMG - SINFUL! I'll be making that again, soon. THANK YOU for posting that!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I want on my tombstone, it's "She stalked the moose-fucking bandwagon a-rollin'" YOU ARE IN CHARGE TO MAKE IT SO.

Oh, yay! I'm so glad it turned out for you. And seriously: how freaking delish is that? NUM.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Actually, you *are* Internet-famous. Your evisceration of the Twilight books was linked on Pandagon.net (http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/comments/stoney321_reads_twilight_so_you_dont_have_to/) and provoked a *very* spirited discussion despite the lack of hott hott moose-sex....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I saw that, and how lame am I that I didn't know of that website? (Then again, if my flist doesn't rec it, I don't go many places offsite. I get skeered!)

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

I am new in your journal, but I am not a stalker: I just read ALL your Twinkling goodness demolition of the Twilight oeuvre in one fell swoop and survived to get an immediate caffeine overdose. So I friended you while I was under the influence.

Slegoons: I'd be sick + our snow is currently way too slushy so concussion would probably ensue.

Moose fucking? Is it on ff.net 'cos they'd so make it worse.

Thank you (and sorry about your cat; difficult to deal at any time but particularly now.)



*puts back cloaking device*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hello! I like new folks, pop in whenever and comment, or hang back, either's good with me!

SLushy + slegoon = coldest, wettest afternoon EVER.

Moose fucking, or moose watching them fuck, I have NO IDEA. I'm very curious about this credit being attributed to me... WHAT IS HAPPENING!

(Aw, thank you so much. That's so sweet of you.)

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Weird. Of the two of us, it should be me inspiring moose sex in SPN fandom (or any other fandom, really). Moose!

The Slegoon is awesome. It's like the closest you could get to a luge without being on a luge. I want one. Wow do I want one. Have you seen the Zipfy? We had them in my store, and let's just say on the wrong hill one could take away a guy's chances of ever reproducing.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Or MAYBE.... it's AU J2 fic where they are US and WE do it? Moose is a code name for you. (You hear that? We's using code names.)

And I have NEVER seen that before, that is AWESOME! Man do I miss living in snow. Back when I was living in SLC, it was pretty normal to see people (even businessmen at times) with cafeteria trays from the mall across from the temple sledding down this one particular hill. Good times...

[oleandervyce.livejournal.com]

Slegoons, huh. Sign me up for that. Maybe if I snap my neck I can get out of finals week.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no free places on the slegoon list anymore. We signed you up for the moose sex instead. Hopefully, that's all right with you.

[darlas-mom.livejournal.com]

I tried to investigate this by Googling your username and the word "moose," but all that comes up is this post and your love letters to Sarah Palin from Edward Cullen.

Um...maybe moose making Edward think of Sarah made somebody in SPN decide to do some really weird shit?

I got nothing. My magic Google-Fu has finally been defeated. ::hangs head in shame::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I guess that's what it meant, but I didn't understand how I affected SPN fandom. IT REMAINS A MYSTERY!!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

You obviously have internet god-like powers, which you seem to be using for evil. God bless you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I learned from the best, baby!

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

I would totally take that Slegoon up one of our mountains and zooooom down--sure I would. I wish I had one of those when I was a kid, maybe I would have avoided that terrible tobaggon accident of '59..
Moose porn? only on Ff.net you say? Pity. ;P

BTW, I wanted to say how sorry I was about your poor kitty.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be fun??

Oh, I have no idea where this mythical fanfic is, I'm trying to find out what the hell it means, where it is, and WHY?!

(And thank you very much.)

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Is it still a mystery? Or did someone bring up the epic poem you wrote as an ode to the love only moose-nailers know, and you said, "Oh, that."?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It *is* still a mystery!!! I left her a message asking what the what was, but so far no response.

I just... huh?

[ann1962]

Is it sad my first thought was, "Well Sam *is* tall?

[kseenaa.livejournal.com]

Totally OT, but I found out who made this icon. *points to icon used* I think I found it among your icons once (you might have deleted it), so I thought you wanted to know who made it, since no credit was given and all that. Anyway! You can find it HERE (http://community.livejournal.com/icon_bacchanal/25532.html) at icon_bacchanal by sidewalk_doctor.

Just thought you wanted to know. :-)