You see it too, right? It's not just me?

[stoney321]

vs.

Also, eat a damn sandwich honey. Or at least the cut off crusts.

no one noticed in my last post that I showed how Alby is being modeled after Joe Smith? Two links at the end. I'm just saying.

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[liz-marcs.livejournal.com]

What. The Fuck.

Her tits are yooooooogely out of proportion to her body. I'm guessing...balloon smuggling? Whoopie cushion enhancements?

Gotta be.

[mcpatti.livejournal.com]

pride and prejudice and zombies = awesome

[jenncho.livejournal.com]

You are so dead on.

She doesn't have the kind of face that can balance out that level of thin.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

No one has the face that can balance out that level of thin-- I can't think of a face that looks good starved.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Who IS that anorexic?

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

My Lindsay. I just want to bring her to Texas and feed her and sister her and stuff. Oddly I just watched "I Know Who Killed Me" yesterday and I'M SORRY BUT SHE CAN DO NO WRONG SHE JUST NEEDS GUIDANCE.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

SHE JUST NEEDS GUIDANCE

OMG THIS.

I love her. And I want to save her.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I saw the link. I saw it!

Did you read the comment that her dress still had the security tag on it?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*claps hands* I mean, they are so totally going the "let's remind everyone these people came from Joseph Smith" route.

I did read that! Oh, honey. See what happens when you don't eat? you wear clothes with the tags and you get bad toof extensions.

[tabaqui]

Who...is that? And what in hell is wrong with her?

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Lindsay Lohan.

She is a celebrity who has had many substance abuse problems and she also obviously doesn't eat enough.

[marlo.livejournal.com]

She's a pretty girl (but not in this picture). And yes, wayyyy too skinny.

Just generally on media skinniness I saw some pictures from New York Fashion Week of various runway models and I was just like

I don't understand how people think that is attractive!!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

You subscribe to the fugging of celebrities as well, then. :)

She needs to be prescribed a medicial pie, stat. And someone needs to wrestle her down to the ground and get those over sized false teeth out of her mouth.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

From now on I'm calling LiLo "Chompers." I think she's the main culprit in the disappearing coral reefs...

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Srsly, that's not Photoshopped? Her hed looks pastede on yey. The proportions are that weird.

Sweetie, we have an extra serving of lovely pasta and broccoli with a creamy sauce here -- it's even vegetarian, because I used fake-chicken bits. Pine nuts? Parmesan? And there's chocolate for dessert.

[mcpatti.livejournal.com]

Wow, she looks awful. Her boobs look like they are clinging on for dear life.

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

WTF! Poor, poor girl, what's she doing with herself? *shakes head*

[secondalto.livejournal.com]

She used to be so pretty!! I just want to sit her down and make her eat.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

She doesn't even look real any more. She just looks like some weird photoshop cut and paste of body parts. Scary.

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Man, that's fucked. :(

[semby.livejournal.com]

So, so scary! Is that a recent picture of her? I haven't seen one in awhile.

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Somebody feed that woman stat!!!
God, she looks dreadful.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yes, now that you mention it, I really DO see the resemblance. That girl is something else.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you for picking up on the whole point: she looks like a blue parrot fish with those Guy Smileys, yeesh.

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

One is on the brink of extiction, the other is a fish.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

That woman looks like a poster child for unicef. Or a bobblehead. ::squints at photo::

Dear actresses: If I can count the bones in your chest, you are not sexy.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oy, the cheese grater sternums. Yuck.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, she looks like an actual Barbie doll there, and that's SO not a compliment.

Also, those boobs cannot be real. Not with how thin she is.

And? We're wearing dark shiny hose again? I was unaware of this.

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Please tell me the teeth and the thinness are airbrushed because if not that is just sad.

[thedarkevilone.livejournal.com]

Dear god, woman, go get about four cheeseburgers from In-N-Out. That's how women in Long Beach gain weight.

[roonilwazlib6.livejournal.com]

Gosh, that thin isn't even attractive. And lol at the comparison. XD

[siapom.livejournal.com]

Just a sandwich? I want to chain her to the buffet at Golden Corral! No one should ever be that skinny.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

I want to laugh! But I'm like, "Oh, noes, LiLo!" She used to be all shapely and... :(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Laugh with me over the Guy SMileys! It's like when Hillary Duff put in 25mms ones and couldn't close her mouth and someone said FIRE YOUR DENTIST and now she looks more normal.

The thinness is just redonk and I can't laugh at that. But the Parrot Fish Chompers!! WTH???