[personal profile] stoney321
Someone has just told me that my "a theesm [sic] and the loss of Marshall Law" *cough* is the reason why the world is going to hell in a hand basket. And this was all prompted by a rant someone posted on their FB (locked) about how the US shouldn't ratify the UN-CRC (a document that basically insures children's rights around the world. You know, to keep things like that 12 year old Yemen girl from dying in childbirth. Clearly that is a godless and dangerous idea?) We need more god and guns, you see. That could mean I couldn't use the rod to keep my child from being spoilt, that's what's wrong with the world! That and my "a theesm." And the lack of Marshall Law. Who is Marshall, and what was the verdict?

It's very hard to have an intellectual discussion with someone who has brought no intellect to the table.

In other news, I continued my random acts of silly by getting a pumpkin-spice latte at Starbucks and singing Metallica at the barista, who wore a "Coffee Master" apron. Master! Master! Master of Coffee is grinding my beans!

I got my coffee for free, and a laugh at that person's expense I MEANT TO SAY I got to laugh at the Marshall Law person's expense. My coffee dude and I talked like Yoda and cracked some D&D jokes, we were cool, lol. Score one for me. (I'm spammy today, sorry.)

Date: 2009-09-15 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bastardsnow.livejournal.com
For serious, it took me about 4 re-reads to figure out what 'a theesm' was. ::shudders::

Date: 2009-09-15 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-mistletoe.livejournal.com
Didn't Marshall Law become part of that firm Law and Order: Special Victims Unit? That was my vain attempt to be silly seeing as we don't have a Starbucks at hand and they wouldn't serve pumpkin coffee. Not British Starbucks anyway. It must be bacon and egg flavour. Breakfast in a cup.

Your fellow atheeeist and handbasket to hell occupant.

Date: 2009-09-15 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nijireiki.livejournal.com
Wow. The sad thing is? There would have been a more detailed and less intelligible telling-off if this wasn't a knee-jerk reaction to "THE UN ARE PUSSIES" in this... whoever's mind. I keep meeting people like this in person, Stoney. You do not suffer alone. /meaningfulglance

Today's silliness: sat in the library repeatedly cracking up (LOUDLY) with my little sister because we kept on quoting Dragon Ball Z at each other. ("VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY.") We are both in college. IT BE SRS BZNISS, Y'ALL.

Date: 2009-09-15 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moosesal.livejournal.com
A theests of the world unite!!

Master! Master! Master of Coffee is grinding my beans!

You just made my day. 4 reelz.

Date: 2009-09-15 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangomango.livejournal.com
We need more god and guns, you see.

SIGH humanity :/ Oh well, if God is real, hopefully those are the people (s)he/it's planning to smite.

Date: 2009-09-15 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minstrel666.livejournal.com
Did he mean this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Law_%28Tekken%29#Marshall_Law) Marshall Law?

Image (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/tk5marshalllaw.jpg/)

Image (http://img604.imageshack.us/content.php?page=blogpost&files=img89/5908/tk5marshalllaw.jpg)

Indeed, the world would be much better place if we had this combination of Iron Chef/Jeet Kune Do master.

Date: 2009-09-15 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnonmyheels.livejournal.com
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm drinking you


---

tries desperately not to laugh out loud in front of co-worker
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Date: 2009-09-15 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dovil.livejournal.com
Children's rights?! What kind of crazy nutcase is going to want to support that. Guns and bibles, that's where it's at! I make my bullets out of the pages of the bible and shoot people in the face with the words of the lord - now that's chillin it ol' fundo style. *does hand gestures, geniflects*

I was in America around about this time last year - where were my pumpkin flavoured things? We don't get that down here. Where's the UN when I need them, Stoney? *sad face*

Date: 2009-09-16 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dlgood.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure there is not enough Marshall Law in the US because Americans do not want to watch Sammo Hung's fat ass.

Date: 2009-09-16 02:01 am (UTC)
lynnenne: (dru skew)
From: [personal profile] lynnenne
Marshall Law = a guy with a big hat wearing a star on his chest
a theesm = an orgasm caused by thee

Date: 2009-09-16 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabrisse.livejournal.com
And the lack of Marshall Law. Who is Marshall, and what was the verdict?
I notice you didn't immediately assume they were speaking of the Supreme Court under Justice John Marshall and its influence on early Federalist practices.

Yeah. Right. *sigh* The worst part is, this person would totally take my Dad's American Government class and wonder why he wasn't getting an "A."

It's been a disgrace for years that we haven't ratified UN-CRC. And I also love that our ancient allies Iran and China agree with the US about capital punishment.

Date: 2009-09-16 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anelith.livejournal.com
I am catching up on LJ so I didn't get the "random acts of silly" until seeing your previous post -- that made me smile SO much. People do seem to get insanely grouchy behind the wheel of a car and it would do them good to lighten up.

I'm amazed that the idiot you quoted in the first paragraph had sufficient smarts to navigate his way onto FB in the first place.

Date: 2009-09-17 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ipnotika.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO = an acronym reserved for special moments like this

Super biscuits for the Metallica coffee smackdown!!

And I know where that lady/mister can stick their holy word of Jesus... Do you see how horrific fantabulous the world would be if everyone just talked about god and read their bibles? Because as long as you think about god while you're doing unholy things like raping little girls, it all evens out. Right?

Date: 2009-09-18 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hartlyn.livejournal.com
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man." Unfortunately, the unarmed don't even get that when you say it to them. I get sent this shit all the time. "your (sic) not a real american if you dont believe in God." (my fingers hurt when I type out somebody else's usage fail).
And don't you find it interesting that among the most fundie of fundie Xtians, due process, justice, prosperity, and health care are only for them and their homies, not anyone else?

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