More Carols, and a Hanukkha song!
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stoney321I just can't help myself. I've had this in my head and need to get it out. Warning: the Christmas song is not repsectful of Jesus AT ALL, hence the funny. [EDIT]And a new song has been added and I must be stopped.
[EDIT] Another song added. Would you rather I spam you? Didn't think so.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
~~
Said the Whelp Boy to his demon girl,
"Do you see what I see?
Down in the dark crypt over there,
Do you see what I see?
A vamp, a vamp humping in the night
With a cock as big as a kite,
With a cock as big as a kite."
Said the demon girl to the Naive Boy,
"Do you hear what I hear?
The moaning of your name, Naive Boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A gasp, a cry and was that a squee?
Like When you put your penis in me
Like when you put your penis in me?"
Said the Naive Boy to the Bleach-ed Vamp
"Wanna know what you know,
In your crypt so cold, dark and damp,
Wanna know what you know,
Your Childe, A Childe: would you be my Sire?"
"Your life's blood is what I require.
Your life's blood is what I require."
Said the Vamp to the Scoobies at Giles' house,
"Listen to what I say!
Xander is my bitch, don't you grouse.
Listen to what I say!
We screw we screw, Anya, so much more than you
See ya, we are happy now, just us two
We are happier now, just us two..."
~~~
Sung to the "Dreidel Round" on the South Park Christmas Album. If you aren't familiar with that song, you may be lost. (check out www.rangerstation.com for the lyrics and links to mp3s if you don't know the song)
Willow's Round
(Kyle's Part - Sung by Willow)
I have a pretty girlfriend, I made myself be gay
Cuz have you fricken seen her? With Tara I will play
Oh, Tara, Tara, Tara
I made myself be gay
Tara, Tara, Tara
With Tara I will play
(Stan's Part - Sung by Buffy)
I'll try to fit you in
Faith showed, I'll try again
(Mrs. Braflovski's Part - Sung by Joyce)
Now when you learn to fight the bad demons
You KNOW the Scoobies always win
(keep fighting!) Learn to fight the bad demons
You KNOW the Scoobies always win
(Mr. Braflovski's Part - Sung by ME!)
Spike is hot, I love him
He's so hot, on that show
~~~
Spikey Baby, by Harmony (Sung to Santa Baby)
Spikey Baby, just slip a nibble under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony
Spikey Baby, get rid of that yuck DeSoto, too
It's poo
How 'bout BMW?
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony
[Bridge]
Think of all the fun I've missed
Found out you were dead and boy,
I was pissed
That what happens with "the fight for Good"
Stick with me Schmoopy,
'Cause you have been missed.
Spikey Baby, I never got to see all of France
Or dance
With you in tight leather pants
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony.
Spikey Sweetheart, I am a sharp career girl now
And how
I run the office, like, WOW
Spikey Honey, Wolfram, Hart sure love your Harmony
[Bridge]
Come and see me run the show
You'd never believe all of the things
That I know
Secretly I am still bad
But on the outside I'm good and they'll
All be had
Blondie Baby, one last thing that I want from you dear
Right here
I'm talking sex you big queer.
Schmoopy Spikey, come have a go with your Harmony.
~~~
Kendra, The Irksome Slayer
You know:
Buffy
And Good Faith
And Bad Faith (awakened)
Kennedy
'Manda
Potentials who made it
But do you recall
The most obnoxious Slayer of All?
Kendra, The Irksome Slayer
She also sounds like Bob Marley.
And if you ever heard her
'Nflections that would make you pee.
All of the other Scoobies
Didn't like her - too book-y
Except the Watcher Giles
Someone else to research - wee!
Then one set-up gone badly
Dr'silla came to play
Buffy, with her mind not right
Left her friends to die of fright
And then that Dru, she kilt her
With her nails of red and glee
Kendra, the Irksome Slayer:
She sounds just like Bob Marley!
On a sillier note, I am so excited to get these cards from all of you! Just got a holiday card all the way from France and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jamalov29, I smoosh you back! Je t'aime! More Cecily tonight! The plot thickens, tensions mount, birds will shit...
[EDIT] Another song added. Would you rather I spam you? Didn't think so.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
~~
Said the Whelp Boy to his demon girl,
"Do you see what I see?
Down in the dark crypt over there,
Do you see what I see?
A vamp, a vamp humping in the night
With a cock as big as a kite,
With a cock as big as a kite."
Said the demon girl to the Naive Boy,
"Do you hear what I hear?
The moaning of your name, Naive Boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A gasp, a cry and was that a squee?
Like When you put your penis in me
Like when you put your penis in me?"
Said the Naive Boy to the Bleach-ed Vamp
"Wanna know what you know,
In your crypt so cold, dark and damp,
Wanna know what you know,
Your Childe, A Childe: would you be my Sire?"
"Your life's blood is what I require.
Your life's blood is what I require."
Said the Vamp to the Scoobies at Giles' house,
"Listen to what I say!
Xander is my bitch, don't you grouse.
Listen to what I say!
We screw we screw, Anya, so much more than you
See ya, we are happy now, just us two
We are happier now, just us two..."
~~~
Sung to the "Dreidel Round" on the South Park Christmas Album. If you aren't familiar with that song, you may be lost. (check out www.rangerstation.com for the lyrics and links to mp3s if you don't know the song)
Willow's Round
(Kyle's Part - Sung by Willow)
I have a pretty girlfriend, I made myself be gay
Cuz have you fricken seen her? With Tara I will play
Oh, Tara, Tara, Tara
I made myself be gay
Tara, Tara, Tara
With Tara I will play
(Stan's Part - Sung by Buffy)
I'll try to fit you in
Faith showed, I'll try again
(Mrs. Braflovski's Part - Sung by Joyce)
Now when you learn to fight the bad demons
You KNOW the Scoobies always win
(keep fighting!) Learn to fight the bad demons
You KNOW the Scoobies always win
(Mr. Braflovski's Part - Sung by ME!)
Spike is hot, I love him
He's so hot, on that show
~~~
Spikey Baby, by Harmony (Sung to Santa Baby)
Spikey Baby, just slip a nibble under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony
Spikey Baby, get rid of that yuck DeSoto, too
It's poo
How 'bout BMW?
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony
[Bridge]
Think of all the fun I've missed
Found out you were dead and boy,
I was pissed
That what happens with "the fight for Good"
Stick with me Schmoopy,
'Cause you have been missed.
Spikey Baby, I never got to see all of France
Or dance
With you in tight leather pants
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony.
Spikey Sweetheart, I am a sharp career girl now
And how
I run the office, like, WOW
Spikey Honey, Wolfram, Hart sure love your Harmony
[Bridge]
Come and see me run the show
You'd never believe all of the things
That I know
Secretly I am still bad
But on the outside I'm good and they'll
All be had
Blondie Baby, one last thing that I want from you dear
Right here
I'm talking sex you big queer.
Schmoopy Spikey, come have a go with your Harmony.
~~~
Kendra, The Irksome Slayer
You know:
Buffy
And Good Faith
And Bad Faith (awakened)
Kennedy
'Manda
Potentials who made it
But do you recall
The most obnoxious Slayer of All?
Kendra, The Irksome Slayer
She also sounds like Bob Marley.
And if you ever heard her
'Nflections that would make you pee.
All of the other Scoobies
Didn't like her - too book-y
Except the Watcher Giles
Someone else to research - wee!
Then one set-up gone badly
Dr'silla came to play
Buffy, with her mind not right
Left her friends to die of fright
And then that Dru, she kilt her
With her nails of red and glee
Kendra, the Irksome Slayer:
She sounds just like Bob Marley!
On a sillier note, I am so excited to get these cards from all of you! Just got a holiday card all the way from France and
jamalov29, I smoosh you back! Je t'aime! More Cecily tonight! The plot thickens, tensions mount, birds will shit...
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Date: 2004-12-11 10:13 am (UTC)Swiss colony beef log, baby, that's what Christmas is all about! *boogies*
(PS - These are funny. Kthxbye.)
"...and still be a virgin, Mary!"
Date: 2004-12-11 10:30 am (UTC)South Park makes me so happy. Christmas is about twinkling lights, fudge and watching people rip paper fast. Right?
(PS - thanks, K BI)
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Date: 2004-12-11 10:28 am (UTC)in the best way possible :)
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Date: 2004-12-11 10:31 am (UTC)*off to read your email and get ahead of the class*
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Date: 2004-12-11 10:36 am (UTC)Will you be my sire? I'll be your waywared childereerere for eternity, or just for a few shags, whatever.
I think you've got some hit singles there.
*chucks our Feliz Navidad, put these into rotation*
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Date: 2004-12-11 10:52 am (UTC)(Don't you know I had you and Sue in mind for the first "carol?"
Spanderdize
Date: 2004-12-11 11:35 am (UTC)Re: Spanderdize
Date: 2004-12-11 12:07 pm (UTC)And an alternate meaning for "Spanderize" should refer to Man PantsTM
Re: Spanderdize
Date: 2004-12-11 12:30 pm (UTC)*checks Webster's*
Huh.
*writes in into the tome in purple crayon*
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Date: 2004-12-11 12:19 pm (UTC)Is it wrong that your carols have made me feel the first hint of Christmas (plus a little bit of Hannukah) spirit I've had this year?
Don't stop! You should write all the carols. OOH! I would love to see a Wee!Spike carol. And a Bad!fic carol.
<-- Whoo hoo!!
Date: 2004-12-11 05:48 pm (UTC)I wasn't feeling very Christmasy until the 12 Days story (which is weird because I know where it's going) and the spazzy carols. DId you see the one before this?
Working on more Hanukkah spirit, STAT.
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Date: 2004-12-11 01:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-12 07:51 am (UTC)Sue twisted my arm (OUCH!) and I'll do two more tonight. Wheee!!
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Date: 2004-12-11 03:24 pm (UTC)Whooo, Spikey Baby, so damn good. You have renewed my love for Christmas carols.
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Date: 2004-12-12 07:53 am (UTC)Spikey Baby makes me laugh, but Kendra, The Irksome SLayer is by far my favorite. (Say that in her voice and it's funnier. "itsa mi FAVEoreet."
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Date: 2004-12-12 11:49 am (UTC)Thanks for sharing these!
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Date: 2004-12-12 01:26 pm (UTC)Spikey Baby, get rid of that yuck DeSoto, too
It's poo
How 'bout BMW?
Hee!
I also love the Kendra one...god is that "Jamaican" accent awful. Heh..."Are you Jamaican? Cause Jamaican me crazy..." *g*
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:28 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-15 06:32 pm (UTC)A gasp, a cry and was that a squee?
Like When you put your penis in me
Like when you put your penis in me?"
and
Spikey Baby, I never got to see all of France
Or dance
With you in tight leather pants
Spikey Baby, so hurry back to your Harmony.
Thanks for the laughs!
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Date: 2004-12-15 08:19 pm (UTC)