Guys, seriously. Seriously. Fer serios.

[stoney321]

I know this isn't popular, and I'm sure to make some eyes roll (at the very least) but I really need to get this off my chest:

I believe without a doubt that the devil played that fiddle better than Johnny, who, let's face it, relied on corny phrases and yee-haw chords to win a contest that was clearly rigged from the start.

Let the defriending begin.

(I MEAN COME ON, IT MADE AN EVIL HISS AND FIRE FLEW FROM HIS FINGERTIPS AS HE RESINED UP HIS BOW. He hadn't even started playing that golden fiddle yet and fire was all shooting out in anticipation of some Lucifer hoe-down. And I'm sorry, but chickens in the bread pans picking out dough is disgusting. Hadn't Granny heard of salmonella? RIGGED CONTEST.)

Last, the most ridiculous question I've seen today: "What can I do with leftover wine?" LOL!! OMG, there's no such thing as leftover wine, whaaaaaat?

this post brought to you by the general feeling that a little levity would do some good, zomg

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[dampersnspoons.livejournal.com]

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run! *Squeedledeedledeedle-deedledeedle-deedledee*
The Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun *Squeedledee-squeedledee-deedledeedee!*
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' at dough
Granny does your dog bite? No child, no!

*squeedle-deedle-deedledeedle Squeedle-deedle-etcX10*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SEE WHAT I MEAN? That can't compare to the avant guarde stringin' Old Scratch laid down.

*dances a jig* You meeeeeeeeeeet another and PBBLT! you were gone.

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

Anything that sounds something like

dun dun dundedun duhdundundun doodoodooodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoododooododoodo

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv boht both both SWWWWIIIIIIIII



Sounds so much better than askin' anybody's Granny *anything* that it's pointless to compare.

Something tells me that after the Devil heard Johnny's song, he didn't bow his head because he'd been beat, but because he realized Johnny didn't have any soul to steal.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

SEE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. JOHNNY IS BALLS ON THE FIDDLE. BAAAAAAAAAALLS!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP!!!!!!! BEST COMEBACK EVER IN THE HISTORY OF SPEAKING, B.

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

I may have spent the better part of 1977 - 1993 contemplating why the Devil bowed his head before realizing the obvs answer

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that after the Devil heard Johnny's song, he didn't bow his head because he'd been beat, but because he realized Johnny didn't have any soul to steal.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha.

I ♥ you

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

A golden fiddle is too high a price to pay when the bet couldn't have been fair to start with!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*jumps up on that hickory stump to show you what I got!*

[minim_calibre]

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND HAVE FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SO SMART.

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

So... the devil is Nigel Kennedy?

[mumsisdaughter]

Danse Macabre ftw! Anyway, I've got no idea what the contest was, rigged or not. Some sort of America's Got Talent? Simon Cowell involved? I think I've neglected to leave any left-over wine.

What I meant to say is I love the 'quixotic hamster in a helmet'.

Levity is good. I want enough to help me float away.

[corbeau.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely it was rigged. The devil's part was awesome. Johnny's always felt lacking to me. :P

:)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

This pwns anything I was going to type. But you and Stoney are both right, and it's something I, too, have been pondering since 1980-something when I would play my Charlie Daniels 45s and pick the needle up on DWDTG so that I could hear him say "Son of a bitch" over and over.

I'm glad y'all brought this to the public's attention. I don't think enough was said during the '96 Atlanta Olympics when Dominique Moceanu was so fervently expressing her belief in Satan's superiority in the form of floor exercise and that thing they do with ribbons.

[huzzlewhat.livejournal.com]

I believe without a doubt that the devil played that fiddle better than Johnny, who, let's face it, relied on corny phrases and yee-haw chords to win a contest that was clearly rigged from the start.

Oh, I agree. A thousand times agree. I don't remember the first time I heard that song, but I do remember being so surprised at how it ended. I honestly expected Johnny to get dragged down to hell, because it was so clear to me that the devil won the contest. :-)

"What can I do with leftover wine?"

These words make no sense to me.

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

LMFAO... you rock, bay-buh.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

HAHA, my sister in law gave me some kind of fancy ass wine stopper for mothers day yesterday and she says "it's so, you know, it'll look PRETTY when you save the leftover wine!" and without even thinking about it I said "Oh, sure, I usually have at least a LITTLE left in the second bottle!"

aaaaaaaaand then all of my inlaws judged me. WHOOPS!

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

*oggles*

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Totally rigged. Or voted on by American Idol viewers. Which is kind of the same thing....

Huh. Leftover wine? I'm not familiar with this mythical occurrence.

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

IT WAS RIGGED AND I HAVE PROOF!!! There was a tiny tape recorder hidden in Johnny's "golden" fiddle and he was fiddle-syncing the entire time. How else could there have still been music when he was speaking? Did he have a back up band? NO, he did not! Explain that one, Mr. Cochran!

Also, I googled, there's no such thing as "leftover wine".

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

Every once in a while, I can be funny. I wish it were more reliable than it is.

Dominique was SO awesome in that routine. I fear though, that Johnny's soulessness plagued her because after those Olympic Games she quit being awesome and started sucking.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I... huh?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The Devil Went Down To Georgia, that iconic country song!