I could use some literal brain bleach. Hogod.

[stoney321]

Don't worry, I won't go into specifics. Let's just say that I have (the tense of this verb will change now to HAD) no boundaries. Anything can be made funny. Anything. 2 Girls and 1 Cup? I laughed my butt off (saying EWWWW! while laughing, of course.) Horror movies, gross jokes, That Story About Coffee and ...Draco, etc., total lol cakes. I used to do a series of posts a while back where I found horrid fanfic and MSTK'd them, because that's a good time to me. (click the bad(great!)fic tag if you're curious.)

And then.

And then I clicked on some things this morning. And for the first time IN MY LIFE, I couldn't finish my breakfast. (Yeah. I can EAT while watching/reading that stuff, that's how iron-clad my belleh is.) NOPE. I AM FOREVER RUINED. (This is beyond the stuff I've posted here before. Things I've put in invisio text and WARNED COPIOUSLY ABOUT. If that doesn't tell you, then... Oy.)

Say it with me, folks: there is no bottom to the internet barrel. There is no bottom to the internet barrel. There is no such thing as "well, it can't get worse than this." BECAUSE IT ALWAYS CAN. It's the equivalent to "what's the worse that can happen?" in movies. WELL, THE WORLD WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU. VIOLENTLY.

In order to cleanse my SOUL (and I'm kinda not joking about that dramatic term) I am going to bake SOMETHING AWESOME *there, Posh. no more bad associations. :D I've posted the recipe in a separate post - they turned out fantastic.

Also, I get to make a spreadsheet of chores for my children's summertime fun. HAHAHA, SUCKERS! No lazing about for you!

*hums "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do, we swim, swim!"* I need cat macros today, gimmie all the cute you got, flist! HELP ME, LJ FLIST, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

Comments

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

I know this would not bother your iron stomach, but I recently had to hold back my vomit and a review in EW about a little movie called The Human Centipede.

I have serious worries about the human race.

In other news, sorry I'm a distant butthead. I hope you and the kids have some fun fun times this summer.

[maybe1ce.livejournal.com]

Or lordy. I'm afraid to ask.

It frightens me that this is the most disturbing thing you've seen online. Because, srsly? This means that whatever it is is more retch-inducing than the Hot Tub Bodily Function Soup Party.

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

Haha, Stoney discovered the expansion fetish. XD

Here, have a triple cute dog combo with a 120% funny pun bonus.

(http://pl.tinypic.com)

125500 points!

...

You are average player. :(

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS WHAT LED ME ON MY CHASE. Note: that movie (The Human Centipede) was not what grossed me out. SO. Let that sink in.

ALSO: what if a pitstop was made in Birmingham in, say, two weeks with me and the kids? Dinner and hugging on June 11? Or Brunch on the 12th?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YES. IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.

Which is why I didn't post links, or anything, because pretty much only my sister (who works in anime for a living) has a similar constitution as me. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, it wasn't just that. That was more lolzy than OMG WHAAAAAAAT. Combine both things from my twitter. And then go from THERE. Gah.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

TRUE STATEMENT.

[beyondtherubicon]

That Story About Coffee and ...Draco

I'll hate myself for this later but I have to ask what this is all about.

Have my cute puppy icon as payment! :D

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

ICK!

Ok, I say yes but I will only do Brunch if hugging is also included. (I can do dinner or brunch, with hugging, whichever works better for you).

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And I just won't tell you, so you are the winner, winner, chicken dinner!

I'm so glad to hear you enjoyed it, as well! I read an EXCELLENT review on Jezebel that summed up how I felt about it, as well. (The unplugging o the island! The unplugging of the machine! SO MUCH LOVE.)

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

I am sorry for you. I was disturbed enough without an actual visual(though my imagination filled in the blanks).

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Dude. Dude. Google Draco, Harry, Coffee, and enema.

YEAH.

PUPPY!! *noms his ears*

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

I don't even need to go there. I used to frequent /b/. I have seen enough. Like, way way enough.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I WANT A WEETINY KITNIT!!!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I thought I'd seen it all. ROOKIE MISTAKE.

(Err, it all started with a certain movie from Serbia. AND THAT'S THE LAST I'LL SAY ABOUT THIS.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHY NOT BOTH? Hugging is all-inclusive, I say!

OH YAY! I'll look into booking a hotel for us to stop over that Friday. I LOVE YOU, THE KIDS WILL BE SO EXCITED!

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

I was going to try and dig up baby sloths but this pit bull trumps ALL cute pics! I hope it helps cleanse your brain.
I am not even gonna ask....

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

I thought of you when I heard this (http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=127107451&m=127107450) this morning. I hope it helps.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I WOULD TAKE THAT CLASS!!!

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

YOu could TEACH the class.

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[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Whoops! Should have put my feelings about the Finale under an lj cut. Sorry about that anyone who read it.

[gracilejenn.livejournal.com]

This is my dog. No denying, cutest puppy in the world. His name is Rhys.
(http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/dulcinea77/?action=view&current=Rhyssweater.jpg)

I've been weeping for my humanity for a few days because the Human Centipede just bored me. But as long as I think my Rhysie piecy is the bee's knees, I'll be all right.

[dampersnspoons.livejournal.com]

This cat is trying to unsee what you saw *for* you.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d9da7e4caf23d251adf7a84a547efc3a65d9360c_m.jpg

Sorry you watched Maid to Order.

Re: LOST SPOILERS

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

NO WORRIES!! (I'm screening it, just to be safe.) *smooch*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THAT IS TOO MUCH. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SO CUTE!

(And what has inspired this post wasn't The Human Centipede. That made me lol, actually.)