The phone books are here! The phone books are here!

[stoney321]

I realized that I've not had a quote from "The Jerk" in a while, so there you are. (He hates these cans! or I am picking out a thermos for you! Not an ordinary thermos will do!)

I have a big earth mover (back ho) on the way to dig a 40 foot by 20 foot hole in my backyard, and then scrape away all of the evil Bermuda grass that is left. WHOO HOO! I just took a picture of what my backyard looks like, and will take a few during the process so it'll be like time lapsed photography, but lazy. :)

Oh, crap, I just realized I have some old flagstones by my fence, gotta move those so they don't get carried off to the landfill. Pictures to come!

(And I have to say, who watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night? I won't lie, I'm morbidly fascinated. I did LOL and rewind several times when Jafar (aka Danielle) talked about her daughter's impending sex life, "I think the safest way to have sex is abstinence." Words don't work that way, woman! Also, I loved her older daughter telling her shit and then smirking. I would hate my mother, too, if she was Danielle. Wait...)

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[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

I'm going. And I'm not taking anything with me.

...Except this thermos.

...And this lamp.

...And the remote.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And the dog *growls* Well, maybe not the dog.

She has the neatest tattoo! It reads "slippery when wet" and it's on her thigh...

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

American reality tv sounds waaaaaay more exciting than ours where we seem to have nothing but Big Brother. I hope one of the seedier satellite channels imports this. It sounds morbidly fascinating in a 'omg it's gruesome yet I can't look away' way.

If they dug a hole that size in my back garden the neighbours' house would fall in it. I shall have to be satisfied with my plastic washing up bowl and a deck chair.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

There is a whole series of Real Housewives: Orange County, Atlanta, New York, and DC is just about to start. They are CRACK.

Well, here in the prairie we've got plenty of elbow room, so. :)

[a-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

I googled and the New Jersey version is on C4 at 3 a.m. o_O I've missed four episodes already and it's not available on line. Must Sky+ the ep next Sunday. Just for the sake of research of course.

[captainofidiots.livejournal.com]

I always intend on commenting on your posts and I never do. So I'm attempting to fix that.

Those are my guilty pleasure shows! I want to stop watching them, but I can't. It's pretty awful.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hello!

Oh, they are HORRIBLE, and I feel a little dirty for loving them. AND YET. (Dina came back! Oh, I liked Dina. She had crazy eyes, but I loved her Grandma Wrinkles cat and she seemed to be the most likable of the bunch.)

[captainofidiots.livejournal.com]

I liked Dina, too. She seemed a bit more down to earth. (Well, in comparison to the others, at least.) Glad to see her back! She balances out the crazy a little bit. I started watching at the end of season 1, so I gave Danielle the benefit of the doubt at first. Umm... yeah, not so much anymore. She's horrible but so fascinating to watch.

[veracity]

Dina's back?! Oddly enough, she's the only one I liked by the time I stopped watching cause she left.

*sigh*

And does anyone else confuse her with Lohan's ma when they hear the name?

For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I would hate my mother, too, if she was Danielle. Wait...) Would you audition for Real Housewives of Dallas? Would you? Because I would watch. And expect you to bring out the pic of you and your mom, both in your wedding gowns...

You got a big ho comin'! I'm so excited!

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Yay for the backhoe! Don't you wish they'd let you play with it? It really looks like a lot of fun.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

HAHA I call the control freak bitchy office manager at work Jafar.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. And have you seen the similarities?!