Who wants crack? Or attempted serious?

[stoney321]

In other words, I need writing prompts, because I am doing that thing where I make up "must do's" around the house (I mean, I just steam cleaned all of the carpets and drapes and am looking for other things to steam clean, reorganize, etc.) instead of working on actual writing projects, and I really really want to work on writing projects, but have completely lost my MoJo, which of course is short for More Johnson, interpret that as you will.

SO! *hand clap*

Craziness you'd like in short form? A continuation on something I did long ago like the beautiful Yoda/Chewbacca love story? {Don't act like Chewbacca didn't know that a 900+ year old Jedi would be a gentle and imaginative lover. YEAH, THAT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW. You're welcome.}

I won't promise to write all suggestions given to me, because that's crazy talk. But I'll write what I can. I don't know a lot of fandom popular shows (like SPN, SG1, Merlin, um... are people still into Pokemon? I have no clue, and I don't know that bidness either) so save your time and trouble if you're wanting me to write J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore. Yeah, now THAT'S in your head now. And if you don't know what that one word was, just save your brain meats and don't google it. You'll thank me later.

Anyone? No? I'm heading out to the food libraries [/Skwisgaar] and will return to hopefully some fun/interesting ideas that I can stress out about. YAY?

OH. Lastly in HOLY SHEEEEP news, my Twilight/Sparkledammerung posts got their 3.5 MILLIONTH hit yesterday. Whoa. (I know a bunch of hits are repeat offenders, but still. That's a lot of clicking. I feel so naked.)

[ETA] Guys? Not gonna do porn, sorry. NUH GUH DUH.

Comments

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to write a pre-chart-domination Dethklok playing a pre-show gig for Hannah Montana. At your discretion: Billy Ray coming home with Hannah's new dad and the choice of the dad (or dad's).

If you do this, I will reciprocate.

[pepperlandgirl4.livejournal.com]

Eric and Lafayette doing anything. And by that, I mean having really hot borderline-hate sex.

[knotted-rose.livejournal.com]

Edward/sparkles. Be it cupcakes with glitter frosting, or sparkling ink pens, or even Christmas window displays. Possibly Johnny Weir. All that sparkles gets him, ah, hot.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

You've checked out The Walking Dead, right?

How about Rick/Andrea comfort fic?

Or...Pam/Lilah? :D

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

One-year anniversary for the missionary boys!

[withoutwords.livejournal.com]

Something involving the "true death" of Bill Compton. *nods*

Or maybe a meeting between Eric from True Blood and Spike or Angel from Buffy?

I dunno, my brain is oatmeal right now. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil flavored oatmeal. Are you familiar with that book?

[wickedsin.livejournal.com]

I would like you to write a fictional account of current US politics, but in your Jersey Shore writing style.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

+5,000

[poly-scott.livejournal.com]

Ok - this may be a little convoluted, but then, I'm no where near as good a writer as you, so ask questions.

I'd love to read a story about a polyamorous triad (F1-M1-F2) trying to stay polyfidelitous to one another while dealing with the normal relationship pressures of meeting new people and being interested in them, while not wanting to start new relationships right now. The first F is Poly (We'll call her F1), and has been with M1 for 3 years. the other (F2) is very new to polyamory, and thinks she is poly, but wants 6 months of just her and M1 at first, not to the exclusion of F1. They're a month in, and M1 wants so badly to make F2 happy, because he really loves her very intensely but he has a string of other women on the hook that he doesn't want to lose the chance of possibly having something with as well. How does he manage to keep them interested for the next 5 months? F1 has a boyfriend (M2), too, who also has a girlfriend (F3). The relationship with his other girlfriend is stable but complicated in that she likes S&M but he doesn't. She also prefers women, but inexplicably stays with M2. He's grateful she stays and just doesn't question it. They are a bit fragile, since they had a unicorn (a hot bi babe that was dating both of them) who was in her early 20's, and who recently was taken from them due to death by car crash. Lastly, M2 & F3 live in a smaller city about 6 hours away from F1, M2, and F3 which makes F1 seeing M2 a rare but special event. M1 lusts after F3, and has been with her at least once, but she's cold to him now for reasons he doesn't understand. He's a very articulate and intelligent person, but can't seem to communicate well with others, often having to be medicated for his anxiety. Also, just for good measure, F1 has agoraphobia. F2 has a 3 year old little girl, and a husband she's wanting a divorce from.

Hope that helps.

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

I want you to have Edward and the Twilight vamps do more cross fandom proselytizing. Spike and Drusilla from Buffy. LaCroix from Forever Night. Angel (or better Angelus). I just love your True Blood one and, yeah...

[dampersnspoons.livejournal.com]

How about a short about Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney having an opportunity to be in a Jerry Bruckheimer remake of "Mandingo"?

Or maybe you could write a short about Troy's pet monkey, "Annie's Boobs", and all the things it's been stealing from the Community study group, as a poignant (tongue in cheek) love story?

Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love"

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Have you written any Tim Riggins prisonfic yet?

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

"Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love""

My brain 'sloded all over da place.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore

I would totally read this. *is properly ashamed*

[dampersnspoons.livejournal.com]

As it should! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I was all excited by the Dethklok mention then you had to go and throw Hannah Montana in there. *puuuuuuuukes* ;)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Like, maybe Eric has Lafayette with him while shopping for more track suits and Lafayette is trying to steer him towards some Ed Hardy (to be unironically jazzed up with leopard and satin) and then hilarity ensues?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am lol-ing at you having written a ship of Edward and sparkles. Truly they are an OTP! I always love poking fun at our fave sparklepire...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's not a show I've gotten the fannish bug for. I'm digging the show big time, but... Back burner for sure, though!

(And lol, I like how you've attempted to sweeten the deal with your icon, IT JUST MIGHT WORK.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOH.

Ooooooooh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I would like to buy you a pony made of SIN AND LOVE.

Any particular bit of politics?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am familiar!

I've had Eric/Fangtasia meeting up with the Cullenses before, so I feel like I've done the "this world of vamps meets those" - honestly, I'm not that great of a writer to be deft at handling that particular scenario, I'm man enough to admit it. :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

.... you are effectively wanting me to write a novel here. That might be quite a lot for me (and I don't know that I have the skills needed to handle a poly story - that's not in my usual bag o'tricks.)

Maybe this will inspire someone reading comments?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, this makes me happy.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

This is why you are my favorite of all of my favorites. Because you get me.

I want to write ALL OF THESE.