Who wants crack? Or attempted serious?

[stoney321]

In other words, I need writing prompts, because I am doing that thing where I make up "must do's" around the house (I mean, I just steam cleaned all of the carpets and drapes and am looking for other things to steam clean, reorganize, etc.) instead of working on actual writing projects, and I really really want to work on writing projects, but have completely lost my MoJo, which of course is short for More Johnson, interpret that as you will.

SO! *hand clap*

Craziness you'd like in short form? A continuation on something I did long ago like the beautiful Yoda/Chewbacca love story? {Don't act like Chewbacca didn't know that a 900+ year old Jedi would be a gentle and imaginative lover. YEAH, THAT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW. You're welcome.}

I won't promise to write all suggestions given to me, because that's crazy talk. But I'll write what I can. I don't know a lot of fandom popular shows (like SPN, SG1, Merlin, um... are people still into Pokemon? I have no clue, and I don't know that bidness either) so save your time and trouble if you're wanting me to write J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore. Yeah, now THAT'S in your head now. And if you don't know what that one word was, just save your brain meats and don't google it. You'll thank me later.

Anyone? No? I'm heading out to the food libraries [/Skwisgaar] and will return to hopefully some fun/interesting ideas that I can stress out about. YAY?

OH. Lastly in HOLY SHEEEEP news, my Twilight/Sparkledammerung posts got their 3.5 MILLIONTH hit yesterday. Whoa. (I know a bunch of hits are repeat offenders, but still. That's a lot of clicking. I feel so naked.)

[ETA] Guys? Not gonna do porn, sorry. NUH GUH DUH.

Comments

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to write a pre-chart-domination Dethklok playing a pre-show gig for Hannah Montana. At your discretion: Billy Ray coming home with Hannah's new dad and the choice of the dad (or dad's).

If you do this, I will reciprocate.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I was all excited by the Dethklok mention then you had to go and throw Hannah Montana in there. *puuuuuuuukes* ;)

[pepperlandgirl4.livejournal.com]

Eric and Lafayette doing anything. And by that, I mean having really hot borderline-hate sex.

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

+5,000

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Like, maybe Eric has Lafayette with him while shopping for more track suits and Lafayette is trying to steer him towards some Ed Hardy (to be unironically jazzed up with leopard and satin) and then hilarity ensues?

[knotted-rose.livejournal.com]

Edward/sparkles. Be it cupcakes with glitter frosting, or sparkling ink pens, or even Christmas window displays. Possibly Johnny Weir. All that sparkles gets him, ah, hot.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am lol-ing at you having written a ship of Edward and sparkles. Truly they are an OTP! I always love poking fun at our fave sparklepire...

[lynnenne]

I read "sparkling ink pens" as "sparkling pink peens." And then laughed to myself.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

You've checked out The Walking Dead, right?

How about Rick/Andrea comfort fic?

Or...Pam/Lilah? :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's not a show I've gotten the fannish bug for. I'm digging the show big time, but... Back burner for sure, though!

(And lol, I like how you've attempted to sweeten the deal with your icon, IT JUST MIGHT WORK.)

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

One-year anniversary for the missionary boys!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOH.

Ooooooooh.

[lynnenne]

I'd read that.

[withoutwords.livejournal.com]

Something involving the "true death" of Bill Compton. *nods*

Or maybe a meeting between Eric from True Blood and Spike or Angel from Buffy?

I dunno, my brain is oatmeal right now. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil flavored oatmeal. Are you familiar with that book?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am familiar!

I've had Eric/Fangtasia meeting up with the Cullenses before, so I feel like I've done the "this world of vamps meets those" - honestly, I'm not that great of a writer to be deft at handling that particular scenario, I'm man enough to admit it. :)

[wickedsin.livejournal.com]

I would like you to write a fictional account of current US politics, but in your Jersey Shore writing style.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I would like to buy you a pony made of SIN AND LOVE.

Any particular bit of politics?

[poly-scott.livejournal.com]

Ok - this may be a little convoluted, but then, I'm no where near as good a writer as you, so ask questions.

I'd love to read a story about a polyamorous triad (F1-M1-F2) trying to stay polyfidelitous to one another while dealing with the normal relationship pressures of meeting new people and being interested in them, while not wanting to start new relationships right now. The first F is Poly (We'll call her F1), and has been with M1 for 3 years. the other (F2) is very new to polyamory, and thinks she is poly, but wants 6 months of just her and M1 at first, not to the exclusion of F1. They're a month in, and M1 wants so badly to make F2 happy, because he really loves her very intensely but he has a string of other women on the hook that he doesn't want to lose the chance of possibly having something with as well. How does he manage to keep them interested for the next 5 months? F1 has a boyfriend (M2), too, who also has a girlfriend (F3). The relationship with his other girlfriend is stable but complicated in that she likes S&M but he doesn't. She also prefers women, but inexplicably stays with M2. He's grateful she stays and just doesn't question it. They are a bit fragile, since they had a unicorn (a hot bi babe that was dating both of them) who was in her early 20's, and who recently was taken from them due to death by car crash. Lastly, M2 & F3 live in a smaller city about 6 hours away from F1, M2, and F3 which makes F1 seeing M2 a rare but special event. M1 lusts after F3, and has been with her at least once, but she's cold to him now for reasons he doesn't understand. He's a very articulate and intelligent person, but can't seem to communicate well with others, often having to be medicated for his anxiety. Also, just for good measure, F1 has agoraphobia. F2 has a 3 year old little girl, and a husband she's wanting a divorce from.

Hope that helps.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

.... you are effectively wanting me to write a novel here. That might be quite a lot for me (and I don't know that I have the skills needed to handle a poly story - that's not in my usual bag o'tricks.)

Maybe this will inspire someone reading comments?

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

I want you to have Edward and the Twilight vamps do more cross fandom proselytizing. Spike and Drusilla from Buffy. LaCroix from Forever Night. Angel (or better Angelus). I just love your True Blood one and, yeah...

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Okay, this makes me happy.

[dampersnspoons.livejournal.com]

How about a short about Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney having an opportunity to be in a Jerry Bruckheimer remake of "Mandingo"?

Or maybe you could write a short about Troy's pet monkey, "Annie's Boobs", and all the things it's been stealing from the Community study group, as a poignant (tongue in cheek) love story?

Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love"

[ryokomusouka.livejournal.com]

"Or maybe you could write Warren Jeffs/Charles Manson slash and call it, "I'll Brainwash You with My Crazy Love""

My brain 'sloded all over da place.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Have you written any Tim Riggins prisonfic yet?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

...!

No! Honestly, I've never written FNL fic and I'm two seasons behind. <-- bad, bad fangirl.

[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

J2 MPreg Space Alien Body Switch C*ckvore

I would totally read this. *is properly ashamed*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You know that's there for you, right? RIGHT?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OOOH. PAM + WALKING DEAD. That's something I might could do a l'il l'il something with.

Normally naked = awesome except I am eating chili and fudge. Those aren't naked appropriate. OR ARE THEY? HELP ME, SAM.

[lynnenne]

STALLIONCREST!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU MOST OF ALL SCARECROW!!

Truefact, I dl'd a picture of a horse and called the file WHEEEE HEEEEE heeeee pbbblllt.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

You've almost had the entire population of NZ read your twilight posts, that's pretty impressive. No need for thanks, I just got the word around.

I want to read a story about a white kitten named Mittens who gets left behind when her family goes for a picnic and she watches the car drive away, it's raining lightly, a slight mist in the distance, and she meows for them to come back outing her as a soprano. Sadly they leave not noticing her, Little Jimmy sitting in the back of the car in his stripped shirt (blue) with Aunt Patricia in the left front passenger seat (her brother-in-law suspects she may be a lesbian). The kitten trundles after them, her left leg slightly limping from when she twisted it darting after a butterfly the previous afternoon. On the way back home she has adventures where she meets up with a brown chocolate lab puppy named Murphy whose parents were named Maurise and Claudia. They bang each other, the kitten commits c*ckvoreation, they give birth to a puppy/kitten hybrid that's slimy and has six legs and then they bang it too (this is so it's properly part of lj fiction). AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER once they retire to Florida - the address of the property is 265 Sycamore Drive.

Write it in Times New Roman 12 font or I'll cut you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHAT AN AWESOME PROMPT! Now I know what you want. I'll have it for you as soon as I can C&P it and change the font to Times New Roman and repost it as my idea.

[mosrael.livejournal.com]

Don't act like Chewbacca didn't know that a 900+ year old Jedi would be a gentle and imaginative lover. YEAH, THAT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW. You're welcome.

Come on, mind over matter is totally canon! Yoda was the strongest dude even tho he was a 2foot tall muppet. He could totally get some Wookiee lovin'. But dang, he'd need to stand on a box or something.

...I don't care about the medium or the rating, I need to have this in my life.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Need I remind you that Jedi can float? They have power over gravity. ;)

[xochitl42.livejournal.com]

Dr Who reincarnates as a WOMAN. :-D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Augh, I don't know Dr. Who! (Aside from that one episode I based a costume on, woe!)