No.

[stoney321]

To the anonymous person claiming we went to high school together who left an anonymous comment with a link to vaginal tattooing (groce) and then proceeded to claim that you didn't know that a) I was FUNNY in school, and you didn't know 2) I was Mormon, uh... SPAM. And I've turned anonymous comments off now. Too many Russian spam bots, as well.

You get that I'm mad they didn't think I was funny, right? HOW DARE YOU, SIR. [ETA] the lovely husband of the lovely beadattitude tracked the IP for me, and they're near St. Louis. Time to check with the Reunion team and find out who's in MO.

To the Twilight site that thinks I'm hilarious, thanks! Now take my posts down from your site, you can LINK TO ME, but you cannot lift entire posts to put on YOUR blog and then say, "But you should really read her site, it's sooooo funny."

Awesomeness of the NO WAY! variety, they are getting ready to start filming the Jersey Shore's 4th season in ITALY.

OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS MADE OF UNICORN SPRINKLES. Thank you, Universe. Just what I needed after being grumpy earlier. (2 reviews coming tonight and in the am, for the three of you that I love and adore.)

Comments

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

In Italy?? oh...I can't wait. I cannot wait to listen to them with their horrible Italian diction. CANNOT WAIT.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Vinny actually speaks Italian, and they're all going to stay with his extended family out there.

EH MEH GHED!!!

[kuzu-no-ha.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha ok I will give him that, but I hear such horrible Americanized Italian diction out east to break my little diva heart. I really want to hear them on TEEVEE. Or more likely summarized here with witty commentary.

I am such a dork.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I am so looking forward to the Scarface-ification of the Italian language. THIS IS GREAT TV. And we'll be there, together, every step of the way. Lol.

[captainofidiots.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I like to attempt to reunite with people from my past with sexually suggestive links. (Vaginal tattooing? Really?!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YEAH. Like, "let's shave off the hairs, and get a tattoo that can only be appreciated if I'm on an invisible teeter-totter." GROSS.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Where are they gonna get juiced and spray on tans in Italy, Stoney? The cast will be adrift! Adrift!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Like little meatballs that rolled off the plate, out into the street, and left in Chinatown!

[rocketlaunching.livejournal.com]

So pumped for Jersey Shore in Italy. I really hope they go to Naples all get drunk and lose their shit and get their asses handed to them by the Camorra.

Kind of OT, but can you start posting about Southland and Big Love again? The ending to last weeks Southland OMFG SO GOOD, and Big Love this week and kinda last was also good but I didn't understand most of it (I'd say what parts I didn't understand but I don't wanna spoil you in case you haven't watched it yet!) because I have no Mormon roots and I always come here for you to translate XD If you have time, that is!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, I just can't even begin to IMAGINE the hijinks that will ensue.

Dude, if you want to hear my ramblings, then sure! How freaking awesome was Southland?! I still haven't started with Big Love. IDK, I'm dreading it somehow. I've got two in my DVR, so if the weather holds (as in, crappy) I might be able to get to it. <3

[rocketlaunching.livejournal.com]

I did not see that coming last week AT ALL. I don't know how anyone could. Each episode this season seems to top the last in terms of awesome-ness and WTF-ery/wow that's depressing. Ben Mackenzie and Shawn Hatosy are AMAZING this season. I feel like it's partially the material, but also their ability.. Like seeing Ben last week just start crying and hoping to God that that wasn't true.. I could feel the emotion through my screen.. And Sammy's disappointment in Tammi (I love how this show uses her as a punching bag <3), followed by his rage.. So believable. WHY IS THIS SHOW NEVER NOMINATED FOR EMMYS?

I was actually dreading Big Love, too, because of the way last season ended, and is why I didn't watch the premier until a couple of days ago. I think I need a few more episodes before I can judge if it's a failure or not, but this week there were a few parts about the religion that I didn't quite understand (without spoiling, someone was mad at someone for trying to do something to someone else and I didn't understand why) and I tried to Google around but I don't think I was searching for the right terms (then again it might just be because they don't just put that stuff out there XD) The storyline with Nikki's mom is still good (but needs more time) and she's a great actress, and Alby is still a douche but his storyline is also pretty good. I still want to punch Bill.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see reference to your Sparkle posts, I immediately think, "Oh, hai thar, creepy author wanting to bone your prophet!" I don't even have to look it up -- it's a groove in my brain. Your words stay with me like a vag tattoo!

You have had more than your share of fail!guests to the journal lately, good hell.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOL, no one, and I mean NO ONE can work in multiple references in a comment like you, Miss Sue.

I do get some weirdos, huh? I've got someone from my high school reunion committee on it, so that's nice.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I see my plan on having us all get a vaginal tattoo to commemorate Las Vegas as a bonding exercise seems doomed to not happen. Thanks for being such a prude!

You know I'd read your reviews but it would spoil me horribly for episodes I haven't seen yet because something completely unexpected might happen like SPOILER ALERT them getting drunk, having casual sex and fighting each other, sometimes all at the same time.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I told you I wanted us to cut off our nipples and get them bronzed to wear as charms around our necks. God, can't you remember anything?

SPOILER ALERT! They drink and cuss and fight and THEN have casual sex!

[lynnenne]

No one who knows you could ever find you not!funny!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OK, thank you for realizing what would make me the most upset. (Hahahaha)

[minstrel666.livejournal.com]

I think Jersey Shore is quite tame to what is happening on Italian TV?

People will see the Joisey antics and the film crews and be like "Mamma Mia! Are they filming a commercial for denture cleaners? ... Spicy meatball."

What I really hope for is a sordid Sookie/Berlusconi scandal. It could even have a fun portmonteau name like... Silviookie.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's some weird spam you have there. And my quota of "learn a new thing every day" was just fulfilled. I had no idea there was such a thing as vaginal tattooing! *boggles*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I wish it were spam, that's what's creeping me out. And YEAH. TATTOOING. To make it a picture! No me gusta, mi amiga. No me gusta.

[milurie.livejournal.com]

They're going to ITALY????

Really?

REALLY????

*clings* OMG, I can't even -- now I'm trying to imagine them filling out the passport paperwork and my brain, it goes boom! and there is mad giggling.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Snooki's all hung up on the height - does that include the bumpit?

[zyrya]

Aie, that Twilight site has crossed a big ole line. Up the top is:
Taken from Stony321 @ Livejournal.com This is all her, not me. But please read, it’s a very hilarious read.
but at the bottom it's:
About The Author
Erin

and she's hotlinking all the images.

I don't understand how a Twilight FAN SITE wants to promote your (entirely justified) savage mockery of their sacred cow, no matter how much of a sense of humour they claim to possess.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Big ol' fat NO to their site. I left a comment asking them to take it down, but the comment is being "moderated." Harumph.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

Change all the images to midget porn.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BEST. IDEA. EVER.

[megarandom.livejournal.com]

But don't forget to redo your own links.

[risingtofall.livejournal.com]

You get that I'm mad they didn't think I was funny, right? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

hahaha right on! Track that sucker DOWN!

Oh lawdy, your Twilight post, I swear I STILL re-read your posts and never cease finding them so entertaining. But that's total bs for someone to lift your entire entry and put it on their own site!