Guys, hey guys? Guys? Seriously. Guys?
Jan. 31st, 2011 10:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321Y'all, sometimes I am really really funny. And sometimes I need to say that to myself as I stand in the mirror with unwashed hair and milk in the corner of my mouth and I'm not dressed yet and there's a lot of laundry and I'm eyeing the chocolate and it's not even 10am. It's not even 10am.
I gain a lot from these little Stuart Smalley moments, thank you.
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I FELL DOWN ON MY BUTT IN SPECTACULAR FASHION LAST NIGHT IN A BATHING SUIT. I blame my unnecessary running to get inside because it was 42 degrees and I was wet and in a bathing suit. If I had to blame something, that would be it. My butt looks like I sat in purple paint. :( Also, I think I ruined my spine. You can get new ones, though, right? (Note: I have a hot tub, and it is delightful. I wasn't some weird initiate into the Polar Bear Club. My pool is currently 47 degrees and that is ridiculous. Also, my husband JUMPED INTO THE DEEP END ON SATURDAY, surfaced, screamed like a banshee, and floundered out. Dummy. Lol.)
In completely unrelated news, I have finally rebuilt a website that I've been wanting to do for a long time, and think (for a Ver. 1.0) it looks pretty slick, esp. since I don't know anything about making websites. You should check it out and tell me your thoughts, especially if they're of the uplifting sort. ALSO. How amazing is the name? SO AMAZING: Hey, Don't Judge Me. (Broken Inside was taken, boo.)
I finally watched the season premiere of Big Love last night, two more to catch up on, and can I say that I'm glad this is the last season? And that every single damn season opener is too forced? Like, they have to get all of their lameness/stiff writing/forced remindings out of the way?
Lastly, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Satan went to JULLIARD. He got that damn golden fiddle as a graduation present from his grandfather. And Johnny rigged that gee dee contest and won it with a bunch of Hatfield/McCoy sawing on his vit-fiddle and maybe even drugged Satan, I don't know. Also, who needs to be told to run, boy, run when there's fire on the mountain? HELLO OBVIOUS. And chickens in the bread pan picking out dough is exactly the recipe for Salmonella. EXACTLY THE RECIPE.
Speaking of, screw that lastly up there, I made a riff on Smitten Kitchen's baked potato soup and it was DELICIOUS. I also baked an Italian Cream Cake this weekend for my son's 15th birthday and it was so redonkulous that God Itself showed up and said, "No, I'm sorry, but I am the source of Good. And evil, people seem to forget that one, but I've gotten off track, where was I? Oh, right. YOINK!" and they took my cake to the heavens and that's what made you smile this weekend - all the angels were eating my cake. Did I mention it was delicious? Because it was.
omg loling forever i am going crazy and need spring to come ASAP
I gain a lot from these little Stuart Smalley moments, thank you.
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I FELL DOWN ON MY BUTT IN SPECTACULAR FASHION LAST NIGHT IN A BATHING SUIT. I blame my unnecessary running to get inside because it was 42 degrees and I was wet and in a bathing suit. If I had to blame something, that would be it. My butt looks like I sat in purple paint. :( Also, I think I ruined my spine. You can get new ones, though, right? (Note: I have a hot tub, and it is delightful. I wasn't some weird initiate into the Polar Bear Club. My pool is currently 47 degrees and that is ridiculous. Also, my husband JUMPED INTO THE DEEP END ON SATURDAY, surfaced, screamed like a banshee, and floundered out. Dummy. Lol.)
In completely unrelated news, I have finally rebuilt a website that I've been wanting to do for a long time, and think (for a Ver. 1.0) it looks pretty slick, esp. since I don't know anything about making websites. You should check it out and tell me your thoughts, especially if they're of the uplifting sort. ALSO. How amazing is the name? SO AMAZING: Hey, Don't Judge Me. (Broken Inside was taken, boo.)
I finally watched the season premiere of Big Love last night, two more to catch up on, and can I say that I'm glad this is the last season? And that every single damn season opener is too forced? Like, they have to get all of their lameness/stiff writing/forced remindings out of the way?
Lastly, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Satan went to JULLIARD. He got that damn golden fiddle as a graduation present from his grandfather. And Johnny rigged that gee dee contest and won it with a bunch of Hatfield/McCoy sawing on his vit-fiddle and maybe even drugged Satan, I don't know. Also, who needs to be told to run, boy, run when there's fire on the mountain? HELLO OBVIOUS. And chickens in the bread pan picking out dough is exactly the recipe for Salmonella. EXACTLY THE RECIPE.
Speaking of, screw that lastly up there, I made a riff on Smitten Kitchen's baked potato soup and it was DELICIOUS. I also baked an Italian Cream Cake this weekend for my son's 15th birthday and it was so redonkulous that God Itself showed up and said, "No, I'm sorry, but I am the source of Good. And evil, people seem to forget that one, but I've gotten off track, where was I? Oh, right. YOINK!" and they took my cake to the heavens and that's what made you smile this weekend - all the angels were eating my cake. Did I mention it was delicious? Because it was.
omg loling forever i am going crazy and need spring to come ASAP
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Date: 2011-01-31 05:41 pm (UTC)Also, I like your site! Nice layout, clean, not cluttered. I like the banner too.
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Date: 2011-01-31 05:50 pm (UTC)And thank you! I can't take credit for the banner, though, that's a stock image. I want to make one with a woman, eating junk food, watching a tv with scrolling images of the shows I'm talking about. Now to learn how to do that... Heh.
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Date: 2011-01-31 05:55 pm (UTC). . . your whole butt? Ow. :-(
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Date: 2011-01-31 06:02 pm (UTC)Well, it's one ass cheek. Lol.
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Date: 2011-01-31 08:52 pm (UTC)(Mine is in the laundry basket, on top of the CLEAN dishtowels, with his toy mouse. Not on MY BED, which is all kinds of comfy, but on the clean warm laundry. Of course.)
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Date: 2011-01-31 06:18 pm (UTC)Mmmmm, that cake sounds amazing. I think I need more excuses for having cake in my life.
(I don't have a cake icon, only a pie one. But imagine it was cake.)
Date: 2011-01-31 06:28 pm (UTC)And yeah, I am not a fan of cluttered sites with blinking, etc.
I can make a detailed list of why you need cake. Reason One: Cake. Reason Two: It's CAKE. Reason Three: See reason 1. etc.
Re: (I don't have a cake icon, only a pie one. But imagine it was cake.)
Date: 2011-01-31 06:55 pm (UTC)That is a great list. I shall put it with my shopping list as a reminder to purchase correct ingredients. When we had cake here for my birthday, my mister ate probably half the damn cake throughout the evening. He was ashamed, but HAPPY. I was sad, because I didn't get nearly enough cake. Maybe I'll just have to make two cakes.
I don't have a cake icon. Just a hard liquor icon, which I love just about as much as cake. So...
Mmm, hard liquor
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Date: 2011-01-31 08:04 pm (UTC)I hope your poor bruised butt is better soon.
My final thought -- CAKE. YUM.
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Date: 2011-01-31 08:38 pm (UTC)I would embrace the lame, but he's off at work while I goof around. Sorry to hear about your big ass bruise (couldn't resist). I hope you're not filming anything in a thong this week. Makeup would not be amused.
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Date: 2011-01-31 11:31 pm (UTC)Italian. Cream. Cake.
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Date: 2011-01-31 11:33 pm (UTC)Ow to your bruises! This is how a pool deck gets you: IT EATS YOU STARTING WITH YOUR BOTTOM.
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:39 am (UTC)And OUCHY STOP EATING MY BUTT, DECK!
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Date: 2011-01-31 11:39 pm (UTC)I meant to do it yesterday but then Iron Man happened.
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:16 am (UTC)Are your kids out of school tomorrow? OKC schools, Caza's college and Angie's office have already closed due to the planet eating blizzard coming. If you're available tomorrow, I will call. If your kids are gonna be home and you need to do kid things, I can call later. Let me know!
Your poor fanny!
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:33 am (UTC)I SNIGGER LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD!
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:41 am (UTC)Call me manana (tilde) toots!
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:31 am (UTC)Talking about bad things coming from bad places (LOOK AND YOU'LL GO BLIND) sorry to hear about your bashed bum with your 'I've fallen and can't get up' routine.
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Date: 2011-02-01 12:42 am (UTC)...should I have put clothes on? I'm still unclothed. HI, KIDS, OH YOU BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS HOME GREAT.
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Date: 2011-02-01 02:49 am (UTC)I want that soup right now! Unfortunately we're about to get yet more feet of snow dumped on us, so probably not until later this week. But hello deliciousness!
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Date: 2011-02-01 03:30 am (UTC)Do you have carrots, ginger, and curry? That's one of my all-time fave soups. (And guess what we're having on Thursday?)
I hope you survive the Snowpocalypse!
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Date: 2011-02-02 12:42 am (UTC)oh! and i shall now share the advice my mother gave me, when i did the EXACT same thing you did [on a deck, running inside in 35 degree weather after watching the snow fall for an hour in the hot tub] - "this is the one time in your life when you can people to "kiss my ass" and it's APPROPRIATE. but keep in mind it's also about the only time people might literally do so."
sometimes, my mom is so unintentionally hilarious i can't even breathe!
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