A ChrismaKwanzaKuh Miracle!!!

[stoney321]

Stupid old half dead cat showed up at the back door today! Three nights out in the wet and wind and 15 degrees Farenheit. Told ya: Teflon Kitty. We should take DNA samples and market it.

Thank you to everyone who expressed their love and hope over that bag o'bones... I'm hiding behind jokes because I'm shaking, really. TURD! Making me and the kids worry!! Ah, well. It'll be a good holiday now that all the fur babies are accounted for, all packages wrapped or well hidden, the kitchen is warm and has yummy smells spilling out, and I am not seeing my mother's family this year. Yay!!! No drunken aunts telling people they're fat, or dumbasses, or other general tearing down. Whee!!

Everyone be safe on the roads, eat lots and don't worry about it, and drink if you got it! Stay sober if that's your goal! I'm delirious with joy!!!

Comments

yay! Merry Christmas!

[marlo.livejournal.com]

awwww, that's a nice Christmas ending. Zuul wandered away a few days ago and I started freaking out, too, but she came back. They do have nine lives, you know.

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Zuul!! Quit worrying your mom like that! You have to stay safe because you have the best name EVER. There is no Dana, only Zuul.

I have a feeling that Crawford is robbing other cat's of their nine lives...

*muwah!*

Have a good one, Mar-Mar! We are rocking to your CD right now!

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[marlo.livejournal.com]

I have a post-Christmas Zuul-related surprise coming up.... ;)

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

He's made of Tofu and we're eating him for New Years!!

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[marlo.livejournal.com]

::cries::

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[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. No!! That she is made of diamonds and is more precious than all creatures of the world combined!!!

*dries tears, hands you a silver dollar*

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[marlo.livejournal.com]

::jumps for joy::

I AM SO BAD AT KEEPING SECRETS AND SURPRISES. But I will wait until after Christmas to unveil my plans. Yes yes.

[sangueuk.livejournal.com]

Glad your kitty is back!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Me too!! Thanks, Sangue. I hope you have a lovely night drinking your 50 Grolsch (I swear, I know what that is. My tired brain read bottle of wine.) and the Minis keep it merry!

*tickles you and sneaks rum in your egg nog*

[vincitveritas.livejournal.com]

KITTY!!!!! I'm so happy he came back. When it comes to pets, there's nothing worse than a cat running off. They're so small. And some are made of Teflon.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

...and some are made of Teflon. It makes for an interesting evening to watch him try and clean himself.

Thanks, babe. Have a nice night, and I hope that your folks deliver the goods.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You know, we totally gave up on him last night. I gave the other cats his treat, we lowered the garage door all the way, and I cried. It has been soo cold, and he's old and still not fully healed from being hit by a car last month (plus the cat has cancer. Jeebus Christmas.)

That is a signal to the fates to drop him at my door, begging for the good stuff. Why didn't I remember that two nights ago? ;D

Thanks for the lovin', and I hope you have a terrific holiday!

*hugs you SOOO hard!*

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

I was RIGHT!!! The cat came back the very next (next) day.
Raffi knows ALL!

Yay to bag o' bones' return!
Merry Christmas and all that jazz, Stoney!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yay to stupid cat not breaking my heart anymore! I am such a puss. I don't cry about people or sad situations, but put an animal in peril and I'm a sack o'tears...

Merry Christmas to you, too!! (I want to find out how you made that Prime Rib the other night, BTW.)

*pinches you, rocks out to BB with you, and knows life is good when Kaka is in de world.*

You have sh*t for friends...

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

Hahah...you called me Kaka. Like poopie! Hahaha!

[ropo.livejournal.com]

So glad he's back! Sigh at how cats don't think when they wander off and get lost and hurt and cold and stuff. Evil Kitty Bad Bad!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much. EVIL!!! Trying to steal ham today... Snuck him some where no one could see...

Have a terrific night! (Your icon is cracking me up.)

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Pokin' my head in to say 'Yay!' The return of the kitty is indeed a good thing. Now back to my regularly scheduled sick bed of death. I wonder how Sue infected me all the way from OKC. That's talent.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Quit being sick!! (Did that work? No? Crap.)

I miss you and Sue, goldurnit!! Get better and get lots of sleep.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

Stupid cat.

Making you worry like that.

Glad he's back, the little sadist (all cats are sadists, we know that, just as every sixteen year old girl is clinically nuts).

I do not miss the Christmas Eve's spent at mom's younger brother's house, much. At least not the ones after all of us were grown-ups and they all turned into right-wing whackos.

Get to go to Uncle Mervie's tonight (bounce!). You'd like him; he's gotten the double enforced version of the family gardening gene.

Julia, and I WILL BE NICE to his daughters in law, they are not his fault

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I hope it has turned out okay, and that everyone picked up SOME of the mess that I'm sure they left everywhere....

Thanks for the love (he's a shit, but cuddly = forgivable)

Gardening gene!! Talked about you to my FIL (the retired geologist). Feel the Texas love!

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

YAY! Best Xmas present ever!

Merry,

-D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It was a ChrisMaKwanzAnaKah miracle! BTW, read your lovely post about your boy and "it's all about the light" and thought it was lovely. Sounds like you have a terrific boy.

Have a great break, and hope you and your family enjoy yourselves.

[violethamster.livejournal.com]

KITTY! YAY! I'm so happy for you! *hugs own kitty in relief, while he regards me with utter disdain*

So glad he showed up okay. Hope you have a very very wonderful Christmas! :-D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

We are having a great holiday, and I hope you are, too! I think we are almost as cold as y'all are, and this is Texas!!

(He's being snuggled by the other kitties and trying to steal ham.)

*hugs you, wishes it was a real one*

[wendylouwho.livejournal.com]

Yay for the safe kitty.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. I've appreciated you caring about my fool of a cat...

Have a terrific holiday break!!

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

What a relief! I'm so glad he came back to you, honey!

*hugs*

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how many flist pages I had to trawl back through to find out that your kitty was okay?

Should have just gone straight to your LJ.*smacks head* Being this stoopid and I'm in charge of the office tomorrow? God help them.

Argh! He deserves to be ignored and not made a fuss of. But we both know that wouldn't happen. Just give him so many treats that he'll waddle everywhere and won't be able to fit through the door - that'll keep him in. Or not, coz cats is like that.