A morning of EXCITEMENT and POTENTIAL!

[stoney321]

I spent almost an entire hour this morning looking up play horse barns and doll houses. Why? Because this weekend my buddy Johnny and I talked about filming Stallioncrest in his studio. YOU KNOW, THE HORSE SOAP OPERA I WROTE? Lol. I've re-written it in screenplay format with camera angles and everything, but it's just languished on my hard drive. LANGUISHED.

The world needs this, is what I'm saying. Anyone watch "Brick Novax's Diary?" 1) it was a short that won at Sundance this year, and 2) it's been featured on "Funny or Die" on HBO, 3) it is utterly amazing and hilarious and awesome and I saw it and realized that's EXACTLY how I wanted Stallioncrest to look. So. It's happening. Eventually. I need to find a barn and make clothes for the horses (omg, lol) like a bejewelled turban and a smoking jacket, etc. etc. Also, I need a jointed black Frisian for the EXOTIC DANCE/SEDUCTION SCENES.

...I mentioned they're horses, right? I am laughing so hard, you guys, you don't even know.

ION, it is cold and wet here. This is good because now I won't waste time puttering outside, and can possibly get some things accomplished inside the house, like mopping or playing lots and lots of solitaire.

IOON, someone on Snooki's PR team left me a comment on my Jersey Shore recaps. SO I HAVE THAT GOING FOR ME. Which is nice! Oh, did you see the finale?? Here's the recap on Hey, Don't Judge Me.

Also! We have a new feature: COMICS! ethrosdemon is posting DC recaps, starting with Batman: Year 1. elizardbits wrapped up Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, handsomespeck put up some more Misfits awesomeness, and you really should leave comments and spark discussion and make us feel good about ourselves. Unless you're a hater. Are you a hater, then? Are you ok with that? Hmm. ;)

What's up, peeps? Who's still watching Sister Wives? Because I would like to talk about that, omg.

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Stallioncrest on film! My prayers have been answered. Almost.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I have been notified that there is now a barn! WE HAVE WTFUCK RANCH, FOLKS. Wheeeee!

[captainofidiots.livejournal.com]

Stallioncrest! That's going to be amazing.

Also, I should be cleaning and getting ready for work. Instead, I'm drinking coffee and reading your recaps. So, thanks for that. :P Heee.

[cdvla313.livejournal.com]

I'm not watching Sister Wives, but I've been dying for recaps from you. lol. It's like how I've known what was going on with Big Love from your recaps. *doesn't have time to watch tv*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT WAIT. My friend has found her fancy Breyer model horses, so IT IS HAPPENING.

Haha, sounds like a PERFECT MORNING to me! :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The show is not that great, honestly. I mean, it's not bad, it's just not all over super interesting. EXCEPT.

Wife #2, who was raised mainstream Mormon, left LDS to be a plural wife, right? Her MOTHER, who was also mainstream Mormon, left the church to marry the husband's FATHER.

WHAT.

[cdvla313.livejournal.com]

...

WHAT.

So basically Wife #2 and husband are now stepsister and stepbrother.

Ok, you need to recap at least the interesting parts. lol

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL.

I should try and keep up with their family trees - they're all just a trunk with nodules that curl back into the trunk, evidently. =/

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Also, I need a jointed black Frisian for the EXOTIC DANCE/SEDUCTION SCENES.

Ahahahahahahaha! OMG. CAN'T. WAIT.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, SUE.

you understand.

[rocketlaunching.livejournal.com]

Stallioncrest... inspired by this?

[anelith.livejournal.com]

You will have such fun filming Stallioncrest! I hope it works out for you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

NO.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I can't wait!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Yay, a studio to film in and this time you get to keep your clothes on, how awesome is that!! The opening credits alone should prove to be a classic.

And double yay about getting scoped out by the Jersey entourage, not bad going!

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

I'm still watching, albeit a week late, once eps are posted on On Demand.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's about time I started some legit film! Hiding my porn movies from the kids was a chore.

And ha, I assume I had a convo with you recently online there, yes? :D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

On Demand has been sucky for me lately, hopefully you'll have everything you need, then you can come over and laugh with me. :D

[dovil.livejournal.com]

ROAD TR...I don't know what you're talking about. I iz spy!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG ROAD TRIIIIIIIIP! When are you leaving NZ? Is there a way to get in touch before you get here, or am I going to have to resort to sky writing? (Nothing on your flight to my town has changed, right?)

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I shall send you an email!!

[lynnenne]

Also, I need a jointed black Frisian for the EXOTIC DANCE/SEDUCTION SCENES.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I would pay money to see this. Real cash monies! On a real screen with nachos and a popcorn stand!

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I know know where platform shoes came from.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I am all excited for Satllioncrest. It's so sad that Mr. Ed has passed away. This could have been his big break to show that he was capable of more than comedy.

So was Snooki's PR person for or against you?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

For! But I don't know that she actually read the post. I assume she has a google alert set up for anytime Snooki gets mentioned in a positive light. Whatever, I'll take it!

[heidishambles.livejournal.com]

You are awesome! I can't wait to see the horse soap opera!

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR STALLIONCREST! Can't wait to hear/see how it turns out!

Snookie's PR person, wow, that's seriously wild.

And I'm going to be watching s2 of Sister Wives, as soon as I catch up on my On Demand queue! *\o/*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THE POWER BALLAD THEME SONG!!!!


Oooh, yay, someone else that will watch with me, huzzah!! <3

[peneli.livejournal.com]

I had totally forgotten about the existence of Stallioncrest but that will be amazing.

[jaysons-lady.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait for Stallioncrest!! I have read all you have up and I *must see it on film*

Or i might be reduced to doing it myself with My Little Ponies.

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