[personal profile] stoney321
CAPERS! Love 'em. Eat 'em. Put 'em on shit. Then... eat them. I highly recommend their salty, sour goodness.
SLEEPING! At least 7 hours a night! Which I did not get last night because I was up too late reading
THIS FIC! [livejournal.com profile] skintightsocks A Kurt/Blaine NC-17 first time, first summer with a boyfriend, trying to sneak around your parents tale. So good. So funny. So ridiculously hot. What is happening to me!? Complete, 3 parts, all linked (thank you, authors!)
MALAPROPISM RAPS! Okay, that's a shameless pimp, but I am having a lot of fun with the Real Housewives of New Jersey and their horrendous vocabulary. Worth ethnic, people. Worth ethnic.
[livejournal.com profile] mary_flanner has another fabulous fic in the works, but there are three parts left to go, so once it's all posted I'll share to keep you from the pain I'm feeling. (Really, everything she writes is excellent. One of the best fanfic writers I've come across, ever. <-- high praise, given who I've read over the years. I do wish she had a better homynym beta reader, though. I notice them - like, two in five stories, it's not a big deal - because I do that a lot. Alot. <-- not actually a homynym)
CAMPS! Put your kids in them! Wear them out! Watch them excell! Pay through the nose! Wait, that last part sucks.
CHOCOLATE! I need some right this minute, preferably in the form of chocolate chip cookies. To the kitchen I fly!



[Poll #1752269]

Date: 2011-06-14 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flaming-muse.livejournal.com
OMG that [livejournal.com profile] mary_flanner story is awesome AND I WANT THE REST OF IT RIGHT NOW. (Also, your tag is broken.)

And [livejournal.com profile] skintightsocks can pretty much do no wrong in my eyes. LOVE THEM. There's a reason they were the first author(s) (seriously, how do you refer to two authors as a singular being? so confusing) I recommended on my LJ.

Date: 2011-06-14 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunettepet.livejournal.com
Thanks for the posts *bookmarks* You are obviously addicted. I like this side of you.

Hope this posts. LJ is being more of a bitch that I am and that's saying something.

Date: 2011-06-14 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycyndra.livejournal.com
Icon LOVE!!! Mmm chocolate chip cookies. I haven't had some in a very long time. Damn this diet!!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!

Date: 2011-06-14 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh, thanks for the head's up - and seriously, isn't that story wonderful? I mean, everything she writes is wonderful, true, but oh, I love that twist!!

Skintightsocks ROCKS. I've not had a bad thought from any of their fics YET. And I may have read everything, by this point. (Ha, god bless you, Kindle!)

Date: 2011-06-14 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I meant to go to bed at 10:30 last night so I could get up early and get the kids ready for golf/tennis camps without any stress. I didn't get to bed until almost 1. I BLAME AWESOME FANFIC.

LJ has been a butthead today for me, too. We must be on similar servers. *kicks their server*

Date: 2011-06-14 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
TROY! I love him. I love Community!

STUPID DIET! Make teeny tiny ones and let yourself have one a day? I AM SORRY I AM A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE. :(

Date: 2011-06-14 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybe1ce.livejournal.com
Capers are love. You do, of course, have some of the full-grown caper berries on hand, yes? They are wonderful plopped in a nice glass of gin.

But, then, what isn't wonderful soaked in gin?

Date: 2011-06-14 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
That Alot is SO TOTALLY cool with it, it's not even funny. *r sirius*

HOARDERS OMG, I get my house so super clean, it's redonk. It's my motivational tool. I show it to my kids and shout "47 dead cats!!" at them, shoving trash bags in their hands. I hope my kids grow up all messed up so I have something fun to write about.

I HAVE NO IDEA, NO ONE WILL TELL ME.

Date: 2011-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancetomato.livejournal.com
I had yummy steak tartare last week with capers and a quail's egg yolk on top. Oishikatta desu! <--random Japanese included at no extra cost

Date: 2011-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I just had some full grown caper berries! Not the same as a capybara in a glass of gin, that's a whole different flavor profile.

And remember, an interjection makes the sentence right! Interjection! For excitement! For amusement! Halelujah! (Aw, that's the end!)

Date: 2011-06-14 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OM NOM NOM DELISH. That sounds fucking fabulous. You got an eff bomb, that's how strongly I feel about that dinner.

Date: 2011-06-14 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killabeez.livejournal.com
Don't care or know about Hoarders, but I wanted to tell you that I hate you. Why? Because you've awakened my secret, previously unacknowledged and unfulfilled hunger for Kurt/Blaine, and I don't have time, man. I really do not. UGH.

Date: 2011-06-14 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
Get Glue sounds like the cruelest most horrible steeplechase ever.

Date: 2011-06-14 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAH!! Mine is an evil laugh!

Dude, I know, right?! Where is this overwhelming need coming from? AUGH.

Date: 2011-06-14 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OMG, Liz, I laid my head down on the arm of my chair and sobbed laughter for like a minute straight.

Date: 2011-06-14 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catherine mitchell (from livejournal.com)
Do IT!! PLEASE for the love of EVERYTHING recap hoarders! I can't stomach the show, but I LOVE your recaps! :D

Date: 2011-06-14 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
FOR YOU, M'LADY, IT SHALL HAPPEN. And also because I think it might be theraputic for me, lol.

Date: 2011-06-14 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizardbits.livejournal.com
SRSLY I ASKED THE GOOGLES AND I STILL DON'T GET IT

what the shit does it even DOOOO

Date: 2011-06-14 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvxander.livejournal.com
Got the rec and am almost finished reading it!!! Oh, it's SO GOOD!!!

I'm quite anxious to get my hands on the other one by [livejournal.com profile] mary_flanner. I very much enjoyed her other fics that you rec'd earlier.

Stoney...I mainlined all of Game of Thrones in just a few days....I'm going through withdrawals until the next episode. How do you guys manage when you have to wait week after week after week? and how are we going to manage until next year, waiting for more?

And why do I keep wanting to put a d on the end of manage?

Date: 2011-06-14 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvxander.livejournal.com
It does nothing except allow you to tell your friends and enemies what you are currently doing via facebook and twitter. Sure, you could do this yourself, but if you do it with Get Glue, you get BUTTONS!~!

Date: 2011-06-15 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD BUTTONS. So that's what all of that shit is. Yeah, I'm good without twitter bling.

Date: 2011-06-15 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
It was so good, right?!? UNGH, they are awesome writers.

I'm telling you, everything mary_flanner writes is outstanding. If you go to her journal, she has everything she's done at the top. They're all good.

CJ, I have no idea how we're going to get through between seasons, IT IS TOO GOOD, OMG. Next spring?! EFF YOU, UNIVERSE.

Date: 2011-06-15 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maybe1ce.livejournal.com
I like the Groovy "WOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!" girl, myself. In fact, I looked very much like her when I read that awesome Skintightsocks Klaine fic. Thanks for the rec!


I am uncertain about the flavour profile of a capybara. I shall stick to caper berries, thank you.

Date: 2011-06-15 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weirdsister.livejournal.com
This is completely unrelated to your post, but when I saw this I thought of you, having read your review of the Twilight saga. I though I'd share it, just in case you hadn't already read it: http://www.chud.com/21684/the-devins-advocate-why-breaking-dawn-must-be-made-into-a-movie/

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