I might be rethinking this alone time.

[stoney321]

It has been so long that I've been by myself that I hardly know what to do. Pathetic. Yesterday I swam, read, cleaned, played Oblivion, watched TV and talked out loud to the animals. A lot. LAME. (Speaking of, Sally Dog is beside herself with woe. She circled the house for hours last night looking for the babies. She's all mopey on her dergy berd, her babies next to her, and her head between her perws. She keeps sad sighing, you guys. STOP BEING SAD, PERPY, THEY WILL KERM HERM SERN.)

I'm going to take myself out to lunch because I know how to party. And then I'm going to write, and try to not be distracted by Mahjonng or one of my 2000 versions of Solitaire. That would just be a waste, right?

...right?

I DID, however, create an AMAZING cocktail last night, which is the featured drink today for the season one finale of Glee. I think I have more fun writing those than just about anything else. (Don't worry, I'm keeping my Baptist Council Anti-Alcohol pamphlet close. I won't let Satan take a holt of me.)


Tomorrow is going to be a huge day with Project Runway, Season 2 of Glee, and JERSEY SHORE. If you think you would hate that show, you have to watch them in Italy. IT IS CRAY-MAZING. I am so overjoyed, I can't even.

PHO, here I come. Get in mah belly with extra rooster sauce.

Comments

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

You are hi-larious! Some people just have no sense of humor, so they don't see it.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Well, I think that a lot of time things are hilarious to me, but if you don't get my reference, it's pretty head scratchy. Eh.

[stephanierb.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take myself out to lunch because I know how to party. And then I'm going to write, and try to not be distracted by Mahjonng or one of my 2000 versions of Solitaire. That would just be a waste, right?

...right?

It's your vacation, waste all the time you want. Yes, I am an enabler.

UGH. Guys. I know how to spell. I keep getting corrections on word play in posts, and IT IS A JOKE. One that I established in the first post. *head banging* Or maybe I'm just not funny like I think. =/ BAH.

That people would genuinely think those were typos is as funny as the word play itself.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LIKE ENABLERS. (I decided to play Oblivion instead of write, because I like making things hard on my self later.)

I get that multiple times, for Jersey Shore, for Glee, once for the RHoNJ. I do know how to google things, I just try to go for a joke, when I can. I have a horrible punny sense of humor some times, lol.

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE TIME!

Good luck with all of your writing!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I AM BEING SO LAZY IT IS WONDERFUL!!!

[dovil.livejournal.com]

OH NO, not sad sighing Sally Derg! That has to be one of the truly saddest sights in nature.

YOU SPELLED HOLD WRONG, LOL! <- that's a joke, I'm spelling this out for you literally and figuratively, because apparently you have to do this these days with the kids and their lack of subtlety and their baggy pants.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

IT IS SO SAD. SUPER SAD.

LOL at you spelling it out literally AND figuratively. Damn baggy pants, I blame them for everything. Especially various genocides.

[dovil.livejournal.com]

Talking about getting drunk. What? I picked up a bottle of Mills Reef reserve merlot/malbec - if you can get a hold of a bottle it was nice stuff. Not as nice as the 300 bottles of your wine that I polished off, but what-evah.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

extra rooster sauce? (see icon)

also, are you going to gather all your Glee drink recipes and post them on here? *g*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

MM MMM SPICY GOODNESS FOR MAH BELLEH!

You mean post them all on HDJM? Absolutely! ;D

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha! Tease!

If you do gather 'em up all in one post, I will definitely go there to get 'em.

(lol @ your icon!)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*salute!*

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

I laughed! Hearing it in a weird voice makes it better. XD

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I only do weird voices, so WHEW! ;)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Poor Sally Dog! I can see her head between her not so wee paws! Hope you had good Pho, hope writing goes well tomorrow and enjoy your quiet!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FANKS, MISS SUE. I'm gonna write all tonight and then spend tomorrow being a Lady Who Lunches. YAY!

<3
XOXOX

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You're through aloneness boot camp. You'll start relishing it soon!

[aficat.livejournal.com]

I read the dog part in AVPM!Umbridge voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrehPk9ix3A&feature=BFa&list=SP86C718AEE71C9DE9&index=6