Believe the Magic, guys.
Sep. 28th, 2011 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321So I really need to talk to people about last night's Glee. COME HERE AND TALK TO ME. I have feeeeeeelings, whoa whoa whoa, feeeeeeeeeelings.
And don't be jealous, but I get to mop and clean bathrooms today. Did I mention boys live in my house? Because that makes bathroom duty all the more exciting. Boys are gross, y'all. Also, I just do not enjoy scrubbing tile any more. I know, that's crazy talk. I'm officially spending the next week or two interviewing maids, I think it's just time to admit that I hate cleaning up after people. MY NAME IS STONEY AND I HATE SOAP SCUM. [/first world problems]
ION, I would like to remind anyone reading that a) I'm some chick with an LJ, I'm not the Gallup poll or other Official Polling Person. It never fails, every time I do a poll, I get people that take it way too seriously or make hem hem corrections to what I failed to add. Seriously, check the poll! tag and you'll see. I always put something stupid in them, too, as a reminder, AND YET.
Look, we all make mistakes, we all do goofy things on the internet, I'm clearly no exception. (Um, Jolly Green Giant/Hulk porn anyone? Except for how that was a beautiful love story.) But instead of deleting comments and making yourself look wanky, just move on. Or join the discussion, that's always preferred.
Sigh. I guess I'm back to my "mean girl" status again, whee? Sorry, this is a journal for adults that like to be goofy, not childish, there's a difference. If this is awful of me, then so be it. It's been 7+ years of people not getting that I'm a SILLY SILLY PERSON. If you are not a silly person, or a funny person, or someone that likes silly and funny, honestly: what are you doing here? I'm an idiot, you're wasting your time with me, truly.
now back to our regularly scheduled uni-glitter-corns as I shun the non-believers. (Oh! and those of you with delicious accounts, here's a HELPFUL GUIDE to the craptasticness-fixing needed.)
[ETA] Breaking Bad's recap is up! (our recapper is on vacation, and posting from her hotel. She's a trooper!) And Ringer 1.2 is going up as well, it's in final edits right now.
And don't be jealous, but I get to mop and clean bathrooms today. Did I mention boys live in my house? Because that makes bathroom duty all the more exciting. Boys are gross, y'all. Also, I just do not enjoy scrubbing tile any more. I know, that's crazy talk. I'm officially spending the next week or two interviewing maids, I think it's just time to admit that I hate cleaning up after people. MY NAME IS STONEY AND I HATE SOAP SCUM. [/first world problems]
ION, I would like to remind anyone reading that a) I'm some chick with an LJ, I'm not the Gallup poll or other Official Polling Person. It never fails, every time I do a poll, I get people that take it way too seriously or make hem hem corrections to what I failed to add. Seriously, check the poll! tag and you'll see. I always put something stupid in them, too, as a reminder, AND YET.
Look, we all make mistakes, we all do goofy things on the internet, I'm clearly no exception. (Um, Jolly Green Giant/Hulk porn anyone? Except for how that was a beautiful love story.) But instead of deleting comments and making yourself look wanky, just move on. Or join the discussion, that's always preferred.
Sigh. I guess I'm back to my "mean girl" status again, whee? Sorry, this is a journal for adults that like to be goofy, not childish, there's a difference. If this is awful of me, then so be it. It's been 7+ years of people not getting that I'm a SILLY SILLY PERSON. If you are not a silly person, or a funny person, or someone that likes silly and funny, honestly: what are you doing here? I'm an idiot, you're wasting your time with me, truly.
now back to our regularly scheduled uni-glitter-corns as I shun the non-believers. (Oh! and those of you with delicious accounts, here's a HELPFUL GUIDE to the craptasticness-fixing needed.)
[ETA] Breaking Bad's recap is up! (our recapper is on vacation, and posting from her hotel. She's a trooper!) And Ringer 1.2 is going up as well, it's in final edits right now.
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:16 pm (UTC)Yay maid! Bathrooms are my arch nemesis. I just can't keep up with the grout no matter what I try.
Hmm, I missed the poll baloney, but it doesn't sound like I want to know.
"Glee" after I stop sweating. It was 61° this morning!! Double digits how I've missed you!!
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:23 pm (UTC)I haaaaaaate grout. Hate it. I want a new shower that is solid pieces of granite/marble/tile/something without grout lines like they have at the W hotels.
Nah, you're not missing much, I'm just peeved someone deleted things instead of talking about it. BUT THAT'S JUST ME, TO EACH HIS OWN.
I'm about to head out for some exercise, too! THIS WEATHER IS DELIGHTFUL.
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:42 pm (UTC)Maids! Maids! I love having people clean my house, OMG. And you know what? You'll APPRECIATE IT AND THEM. So that makes it even better.
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:48 pm (UTC)YOU ARE WHO CONVINCED ME TO DO IT. And for that I am forever grateful. I will even give up the part of Tony for you, THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. ;)
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:55 pm (UTC)It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Date: 2011-09-28 03:50 pm (UTC)I love your goofy, because...brace yourself, but I too...have been known to be goofy. *nods sagely* Or something.
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:57 pm (UTC)Wait, whaaaaaaat? YOU?! The devil you say! ;D
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:33 pm (UTC)Oh oh!
I am not sure how I missed this but if you love Jennifer Saunders like I do then you will love French and Saunders like I do and THEREFORE YOU MUST WATCH "Let them Eat Cake" via the magic of Youtube, if you haven't already that is.
"I almost had to dress myself...what if there had been... A FIRE?"
Cheers, Eds!
Date: 2011-09-28 04:56 pm (UTC)LOOOOOOVE. Favorite skit: French explaining how sex works in their pre-teen characters. Holy crap, I howl with laughter every time.
Good Voopee?
Date: 2011-09-28 05:43 pm (UTC)Also who knew Alison Steadman was so freaking funny? Ok yes she did a brilliant Mrs. Bennet, but Madame de Plonge is fabulous.
Vicar of Digby is a good one, too. I need more time in the day to re-watch these things. And that is why I need a maid. See how I brought it all back around again?
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Date: 2011-09-28 06:36 pm (UTC)Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Date: 2011-09-28 07:04 pm (UTC)Yes you need one! Steal it and make your own!
Also three at once? Terribly efficient. It's a bit like carpooling I suspect. Very Green.
Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Date: 2011-09-28 07:12 pm (UTC)Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Date: 2011-09-28 07:15 pm (UTC)That is going totally suck. You have my condolences and a shot of tequila.
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:54 pm (UTC)I enjoy your HDJM blog a great deal, but I have to ask - are you going anywhere with your Mormon book? I really loved that, and would love to see it published. I would buy 10!
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Date: 2011-09-28 03:59 pm (UTC)Well, I would love to go somewhere with it, but I need to hook an agent! They're not as into it as my flist, woe. (But thank you for the sweet support, that is lovely. I just need to dust it off and work on it again.)
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:32 pm (UTC)Yeeesh. Makes me wants lotsa money so we can install *separate bathrooms* for him and for me. And i never walk into his again. Heeeee!
*of course, the Bebe with her hairspray and hair dye and makeup and weird 'skin care experiments' isn't much better. After dying her hair red, the bathroom looked like an abattoir*
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:57 pm (UTC)OH MY GOD THE HAIRSPRAY FILM OF HORROR. I have a teen boy, a teen girl, and a 10 year old sharing one bathroom. I don't even pretend to know that room is in my house.
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:53 pm (UTC)I got spoiled by the near-daily Glee recaps through August and September. I miss the show and I'm glad there are new episodes, but they should come more frequently so we can have more RECAPS!
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:58 pm (UTC)UGH, I am so over spoilers it's not even funny. I can't even go on Tumblr, which is sad making because I want to see the pretty pictures!!! But lol, YAY FOR MORE RECAP WANTING! *fist pump*
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Date: 2011-09-28 08:22 pm (UTC)I don't get people either. But I would get people if one of them came and cleaned my house for me. AWESOME!
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Date: 2011-09-28 08:52 pm (UTC)Ugh, I hate cleaning. She says after vacuuming everything and is heating up the steam mop...
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Date: 2011-09-28 08:51 pm (UTC)I like to think that Hulk power bottoms. I LIKE THINKING THAT.
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Date: 2011-09-28 11:00 pm (UTC)You are goofy and silly and awesome from the top of your head to your toeses!
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Date: 2011-09-28 11:26 pm (UTC)And the same to you, and more of it. <3
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Date: 2011-09-29 12:30 pm (UTC)Facebook, Netflix, and now Delicious. I should turn Amish and give up on technology altogether.
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Date: 2011-09-29 01:07 pm (UTC)