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stoney321I need to tweak a joke. You have it in you, I feel it. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
In this chapter (of Oh My Heck! I'm gonna try. Again. Sigh) I'm talking about how when the guys would go away on missions for two years, we girls were encouraged to sit in cold storage and wait for them, right? So all we did was can fruit and quilt things, and I'm trying to equate it to a [__something something__] trousseau. Like a bizarre fruity trousseau.
And that's not right.
*chin fists* Suggestions? Also, good god, it is no wonder I'm broken inside. But damn, do I have a sweet apocalypse pantry of peaches. In your face, undead!
In this chapter (of Oh My Heck! I'm gonna try. Again. Sigh) I'm talking about how when the guys would go away on missions for two years, we girls were encouraged to sit in cold storage and wait for them, right? So all we did was can fruit and quilt things, and I'm trying to equate it to a [__something something__] trousseau. Like a bizarre fruity trousseau.
And that's not right.
*chin fists* Suggestions? Also, good god, it is no wonder I'm broken inside. But damn, do I have a sweet apocalypse pantry of peaches. In your face, undead!
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Date: 2011-10-11 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-11 09:14 pm (UTC)Here, have some chest hair.
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Date: 2011-10-11 09:44 pm (UTC)Was trying to put together a canned fruit with a quit style but the only quit patterns I can think of are log cabin and wedding ring. Surely there's a funnier one?
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Date: 2011-10-11 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-11 09:46 pm (UTC)Dried Cherry Trousseau
Cherry Pit Trousseau
Sweet and Sour Cherry Trousseau
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Date: 2011-10-11 10:33 pm (UTC)OMG. It was an honor just to be nominated!!
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Date: 2011-10-11 10:02 pm (UTC)"We were stocking our apocolypse pantries with home-canned peaches and wedding-ring quilts. It's like a hope chest full of toilet paper and dried meat. Nothing says 'I can't wait to be married' like a wind-up flashlight!"
Or something. Yay!
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Date: 2011-10-11 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-11 10:29 pm (UTC)APOCALYPSE PANTRIES.
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Date: 2011-10-11 10:29 pm (UTC)HEE.
Date: 2011-10-11 11:19 pm (UTC)Re: HEE.
Date: 2011-10-11 11:43 pm (UTC)Re: HEE.
Date: 2011-10-12 12:09 am (UTC)It almost makes up for all the pins which say "IF WOMEN WOULD SIT DOWN AND BE LADIES MAYBE MEN WOULD STAND UP AND BE GENTLEMEN"- all pinned by WOMEN.
Oh, L. WTF.
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Date: 2011-10-12 12:17 am (UTC)PLEASE TELL ME.
...and if not, then I'd love your thoughts on my chapter on women in the church. :)
Re: HEE.
Date: 2011-10-12 12:41 am (UTC)I mean, I knew Mormons EXISTED, and I knew they didn't believe the same stuff I did, obvs, bc they were Christian. And then I went to Grad School with a couple folks who were Mormon, and they kept telling me how they loved me and shit and that freaked me out enough not to get to know them better. (Also the bit about the Native Americans being the Lost Tribe of Israel, cause uhm, we never lost a tribe?)
But most things I know about Mormon/ism I learned from you, so.
I'll look at anything you want me to look at, you should know that by now!
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Date: 2011-10-12 12:44 am (UTC)And COOL. I'd like to take you up on that, then. I'm still in polishing/refining stages right now, tho.
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Date: 2011-10-12 12:48 am (UTC)Except maybe to tea with your icon because DAYUM.
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Date: 2011-10-12 01:27 am (UTC)Re: HEE.
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:19 am (UTC)I'm a dork, but you've known this for some time. ;)
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:42 pm (UTC)Yeah, I dunno what's up with that.
What's your name over there so I can follow you?
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Date: 2011-10-12 01:24 pm (UTC)Also, You must go find the YouTube video someone made of Darren Cris's kisses on film. (This was made before the haaaaaaaaaaawt Kurt kiss, btw.) That boy has some talented lips. If they made a show called "Cris's Kisses" and just showed him making out with random people, I'd totally DVR it.
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Date: 2011-10-12 02:47 pm (UTC)Oh, I have that on my desktop because THE BOY CAN KISS. I would totally watch that show and push my agent to get me on it. :) I just... hands on faces and his jawline and GOOD LORD.
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Date: 2011-10-12 03:36 pm (UTC)As in, "To kiss Darren Cris would certainly be delightsome!"