PLACEHOLDER FOR BREAKING DAWN RECAP

[stoney321]

I just got back. *inhales breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE RECAP IS POSTED.

Um, spoilers for the one person that didn't read the stupid book,

Yep. Bit that summbitch right open. People were grossed out. I wanted to hit them, because DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK?! LOL.

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[manipulant.livejournal.com]

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

spoilers for the one person that didn't read the stupid book

I'm not the only one, Stoney. There's at least two of us, as the SO hasn't read them either. (Although he has watched some of the movies on TV because he was just. that. bored. Something I totally cannot understand.)

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWW

I mean, yes, it's in the book (or so I'm told; I haven't read that one), but UGH. But I was indeed curious if they were going to show that, so yay for you telling me so I don't have to think about it anymore.

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

WAS IT REALLY FILMED IN BELLA-CAM? Inquiring minds want to know!

[jerusha]

HEE! I can't wait until I can get my hands on a copy of the movie so I can hold another mocking party. Alcohol + snarky friends + Twilight = WIN.

[mumsisdaughter]

Oh, you must have a stomach (and brain) of IRON, lady! Thanks for doing this 'cos I am living in dread of next Wednesday. A longtime friend of mine is also my movie buddy, now we are both retired. I picked 'Immortals' this week and she's picked 'Breaking Wind/Dawn' for next week. Yes, she's even read the books! When we caught the trailer a few weeks ago, I scoffed and told her there was no way I'd inflict that on my sensitivity-cells but OMG, it's gonna happen! I just know your fabulous spoilers will make the whole experience easier for me to endure :)

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

That was actually the only part of the series I found remotely compelling. Then again, I'm the girl with the crush on Angelus.

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

I eagerly await your mocking!

[anniemare.livejournal.com]

**dances around** WOOHOO! can't wait for the recap!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

it's up!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

whoops, I meant to say for the one person that didn't read the book and WANTS TO SEE THE MOVIE.

Also, it's up

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

VERY GORY. People were so grossed out in the audience.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

but the recap is up!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

it's ready for you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I do! Oh, it's so mockable, I was very amused. And it's up!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

hahaha, you mean, the one time they acted like vampires? I like it, too. LOL.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

'Tis posted, link up top!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Wait no more, the link is there!

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I mean...baseball? REALLY? I keep trying to imagine Dru and baseball. Mostly though, she just twirls around a lot and eats the umpire.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

LOL. I still refuse to believe I'm the only one. :)

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

I didn't read a single one of the books for lo - I have Laura to recap them. I am quite glad I waited til after my tea to read the recap = otherwise I would have shot hot tea out my nose from laughter.

[anniemare.livejournal.com]

Annnnd I got everyone in my office to read it :)

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

You are a brave soldier. I don't know how you sat through that but thank you for recapping it for me so I don't have to. I think this series and tuberculosis could be removed from the universe and we would all be better off.

[fishwithfeet.livejournal.com]

BUT WHERE'S PART TWOOOOOOOOOO???? *wails*

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

I didn't read any of the books. You did that for me and most of my friends. Thanks for that.