Hell of a way to get back to work.

[stoney321]

By which I mean Hoarders, of course. The recap from last night is up, and I will just say right now that I spent a good portion of the episode choked up and crying - there is an unbelievably positive story waiting for you, if you read. Just... wow. (And yes, once again Matt Paxton and I had a great chat about the show because we are so best friends, you guys. Haha.)

And in a 180 from that, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap will be up by 2pm. That one won't have you crying. Well, not for the same reasons, ha ha ha.

Melissa is back recapping The Bachelor, and this season looks like a doozy.

In completely unrelated news, I would like to state that I won a death match last night. I got into a fight on Twitter with Breckin Meyer. (OMG, he pussed out and didn't let me lay into him, though!) I decided that my New Year's resolution would be unmitigated hatred for a random person, and his name popped up on my "You should totes be BFF with this twitter account!" on my sidebar, and I looked at that and said: no. I SAID NO.

No, I will NOT be friends with him. Why? Why not Skeet Ulrich? Why not some other random actor from the 90s that made no dent on the pop culture landscape? So I called him out. And he told me to bring it. (No, really.) And then I DID. And he...cried in a corner? Ignored me? Who knows, because he let me win. Tchuh. Pussy.

Now I guess I have to find someone else to have an epic battle of epicness with. Tony Robbins? YOU'RE ON NOTICE.

Comments

[lynnenne]

But Breckin Meyer's bio says he's BFFs with Seth Green! HOW CAN HE BE HATED?

(and yes, I totally had to google Breckin Meyer in order to figure out who he is)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE HE'S NOT A GOOD ACTOR. And yet. He's always working. The guy knows people, that's the only answer I have.

AND WHY NOT HATE? There's always a good reason to hate something, I believe. IN THIS I BELIEVE.

[lynnenne]

Having never heard of him before today, I will take your word on this. You know from acting.

Tony Robbins is also eminently hateable.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Poor Breckin. I think he's kind of adorable. Don't judge me.

[oatmellow.livejournal.com]

Didn't Breckin Meyer do a movie with Tom Green? <-- enough said.

Yes, I'm back and doing the Bachelor...along with all the other ho-testants. I swear, I think they recruit their chicks from some sorority sanatorium or something. THE CRAZY! IT BURNS!

[ladycyndra.livejournal.com]

LOL you are the Twitter queen! XD

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

Melissa is back recapping The Bachelor, and this season looks like a doozy.

I've never watched*, so this observation comes from seeing only the commercials for it, but it seems to me that the ads are actually making fun of the girls, not promoting them as full of of awesomesauce. I'm sure the producers of the show have always known that the participants aren't the sharpest hoes in the row, but it seems like now that fact is part of their promotional strategy instead of something the audience is supposed to be surprised by as the season goes on.

*I feel so embarassed for the participants that I can't even laugh at the crazy - it just makes me feel thoroughly uncomfortable.

[fiveandfour.livejournal.com]

Oh! And dare I say it? I think Breckin Meyer reminds me a bit of Scott Caan in his physique. (Or vice versa - don't know/care who is older). Anyway...could a tiny bit of carry-over shudder factor perhaps be a part of why it was impossible for you to become his Twitter friend?

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I am not surprised you won the death match. You're zombie prepared - how could you not win?