Snerk.

[stoney321]

I've been in a weird headspace lately which usually leads to me scrolling through Bad Places for fanfic to escape in. But those who have been around from the Early Days of this LJ will know that when I say BAD, I mean dreadful in the most delightful way. It's one of my happy places. Like watching Troll 2 or The Room. (Oh, hai Mairk.)

Let's have fun with a poll about fanfiction under the cut, shall we?*

*I do not in any way shape or form consider myself an expert (haha, you'll see why under the cut) writer or the gate keeper to what is right. This is my journal, and I'm having a go. Trust me, I'm harder on myself than anyone else ever could be. And boy, do they try to be hard on me. That's what she said. That made no sense, I realize that now.



[Poll #1858587]



COME ON, THAT'S FUNNY. (There's a very good reason why my journal name used to be Broken Inside.)

ION, I am baking an apple pie for Miss Emily, who turns ELEVEN tomorrow [oh my god, how?!?]. She requested a birthday pie instead of cake, because she's fun like that. (I made homemade vanilla bean ice cream earlier today so that it could firm up in the freezer overnight.)

[ETA] LJ is lying to those of you with b-day notifications. My birthday is not today, but the 8th.

Comments

[kayoko.livejournal.com]

Calling Blaine Eurasian is my pet peeve. Grrrrrr.

I love random polls! WHY ARE THERE NO TICKY BOXES FOR THE SAKE OF TICKY BOXES!?

[zyrya]

Wicked! You are wicked! In all the perfectly gorgeous ways.

And some really wrong ways, because I just had a full-body PTSD seizure remembering all those fics about the blonde slayer and her dark-haired, older vampire boyfriend and her red-headed witch/wiccan best friend.

Happy birthday, Miss Emily!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THERE WERE SO MANY TICKY BOXES THOUGH OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! D:

*banshee wails*

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Stoney you are hilarious. But that's not an insult is it. I fail at this poll, but I fail expertly.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And don't forget her vanilla scent! And Willow's tasting of strawberries in her lady place! And chocolate orbs! And the Dark Slayer!

LOL.

Whee, my little munchkin's birfday!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*expertly replies* Seriously, it only gets funnier the more you use the word. Also, WHEE! I love random polls.

*expertly smiles at you*
*LIKE A BOSS*
*which is to say, as an expert would*

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

Describing people in writing as "the [blonde/brunette/redhead]" is my personal pet peeve. It is 100% irrational, but what does "the blonde" or "the brunette" actually TELL us? Their hair colour? Is the narrator taking note of said hair colour while they esape the bad guy? Is the author trying to sneak in a blonde joke?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The author thinks it's wrong to just say the character's name. HEY WRITERS: NO IT ISN'T. It's preferred, actually!

..said the brown haired girl in glasses. *keens*

[ruric.livejournal.com]

I left Q1 blank because if someone is inexpertly performing nuclear physics or brain surgery someone should stop them as fast as frakking possible! *G*

Q5 made me guffaw because I honestly read a story the other day where the participants cames so quietly I had to read the scene twice to make sure they had. Stealth coming for the win!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

LOL about stealth coming! Okay, there should be a ficathon where people write stealth orgasms. NINJA-CLIMAX!

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

*expertly laughs out loud*

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

BEEFY MANSWORD

[denelian.livejournal.com]

my email tells me that today is your birthday. so;

"hippo birdie two ewes
hippo birdie two ewes
hippo birdie dear ewe...
hippo birdie two ewes!"


haven't been around for forever, but felt the need to say it :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THICK AND PULSING UNSHEATHED DRILLBIT.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much!

*blows out candles*
*expertly*

[elisi]

What was the penis euphemism that was something to do with a ferret? My mind has gone blank, but it was the best ever.

Am currently debating whether to tick alll the boxes, or none...

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

Expertly wishes her LJ friend Stoney an expertly Happy Birthday.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WHY DON'T I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?!

My favorite euphemism for orgasm remains "egressed." That's from ye olde "He seated himself in her audience" purple prose story.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

EXPERTLY THANKS YOU IN ADVANCE!

<3

[jenbooks.livejournal.com]

Awful in a hilarious way, of course.

[elisi]

Womb ferret! That was it! *is very happy*

ETA: Did they egress expertly?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS*

I just ain't right. ;D

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WOMB FERRET!! And now I'm worried about scent glands and packing peanuts in places they do not belong.

*expertly cracks the hell up*

[jenbooks.livejournal.com]

Womb... ferret.

Womb ferret.

Wombferret.

I don't even... I. Frankly, the visuals are really disturbing. I think I'm going to put a pillow over my head.*

*not a euphemism**

**at least, I don't think so***

*** ohgodwheresmypillow...

[elisi]

Also I came across something that was TOTALLY you that I was going to leave here for you (what with it being your birthday and all), but I'm currently on holiday and have lost the link...

If I find it, I shall point you towards it, if not, then know that I was thinking of you! <3