Fun with spam

[stoney321]

I get a LOT of spam comments on HDJM, and they're typically the same thing. But every now and then, some doozies come through.

• At last, soomene who knows where to find the beef. (me: points to pants)


• This piece was cogent, well-wirten, and pithy. (Oh, I see whut U did there.)


• Your wesbite has to be the electronic Swiss army knife for this topic. (What's a wes-bite? Is it like an underbite, but snooty, well educated and in love with Cordelia Chase? Also we're missing the toothpick, so it's hard to keep the wesbite clean.)


• what are japanese going to eat besides rice shaped like hello kitty? (What ARE they going to eat? Now I'm worried. Hello Kitty rice is like eucalyptus leaves for pandas - it's all they eat!)

I am SO CLOSE to being ready to film a video that I've been wanting to make for about two years now - I just need to get costumes (and a female partner that can rap. Since my sister won't call me back. D:) I had a super productive day yesterday with my Other Writing Partner, we have a studio lined up for a web series we're writing, and if I can just get the world to cooperate, I can finish up these scripts and actually do something with my life. (lol)

AND TELL ME YOU LOVE THE NEW NORMAL BECAUSE I LOVE THE NEW NORMAL. I can see where it's going (and where it has New Show syndrome) but I LOVE IT.

(And because it makes me really happy and super proud, I love getting a stamp of approval from the production staff at Hoarders for our recaps. :) Also, it's just fun to email back and forth with Matt and to get "peace and blessings, Laura!" from Dr. Green, who is a living cupie doll. <3)

Comments

[oatmellow.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THE NEW NORMAL SO MUCH I WANT TO EAT IT!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

[http://users.livejournal.com/shing_/]

I LOVE THE NEW NORMAL. Shania is ADORBS. Bryan and David are ADORBS. And Ryan Murphy describing them as future versions of Kurt & Blaine has endeared them even more to me. It's not laugh-out-loud funny, I just find it a really cute & sweet way to spend 30 minutes.

Now, I'm looking forward to Partners and hoping it lives up to the hype.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I just want to lay down and stare at Ellen Barkin and her hilaribbleness. OMG, the first time she called Shania "Goggles" I about died.

I love them being a foundation for future Klaine, too (even though they are their own unique selves, too.) AND I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT HOUSE.

[podle.livejournal.com]

YES! The New Normal is brilliant and snarky and finally someone is giving Ellen Barkin good work so YAY!!!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I think Ellen Barkin is freaking hilarious in her awfulness. And I even like NeNe on this! Part giraffe, part drag queen. LOL. And every time she gets herself a gift courtesy of her "gay boss" I laugh, too.

[ruric.livejournal.com]

I'm loving the Spartything amd TeenWolf recaps on HDJM so much *G*. I totally devoured the first and am now skulking around waiting for the TW ones.

Go you with the video project! *crosses everything & wishes you luck*

Hello Kitty rice is like eucalyptus leaves for pandas - it's all they eat

Uh...bamboo stoney, not eucalyptus! *G*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That is Liz that writes those, and she is HILARIOUS. I'm so glad you're enjoying them, YAY!

PFFT, picky eaters, I DO NOT CARE. THEY ARE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER. ;D

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

You already know this, but:

I LOVE THE NEW NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT WE HAVE ANOTHER SHOW TO LOVE TOGETHER!!! <3 <3 <3

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

I do not even know what The New Normal Is! I am loop free and I hate that feeling *pushes rock off and runs to see*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

The pilot is online - it's an obvious pitch, so it's rough in a few places, but the first episode was on last night on NBC. (It's grown up Klaine! Well, that's what they're modeled after.)

I LOVE IT.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

OMG I love Georgia King. How did I not know she was in a TV show?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

now you do! You're still getting in on the ground floor! :D

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

The Pilot was delightful. You're right about it being grown up Klaine!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

That's from Ryan Murphy himself! :D (Ellen Barkin is so awfully funny, too.)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I just need to get costumes .. and a female partner that can rap. Well, if I had a nickel for all the times I've heard you say that over the years...

"The New Normal" started? Why does no one tell me things? Did it premier last night?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Girlfriend, you know me and my love of parody music and costumes. <3

It did! Last night! You can watch the pilot and Ep. 1 online, though. It's dark, Archie Bunker comedy and real sweetness mixed in. PERFECT FOR ME.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

my favourite ever spam email had the glorious subject line MEGAPENIS VS COCKTOPUS

second favourite was sent by a Mr Jesus Hugecock

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I MISS THAT HOW I ASK YOU?

If I ever become a porn star (pfft, it's inevitable) I am going to be Mrs. Jesus Hugecock.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

no, those were regular email spamses, not commentspams! ALAS

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, okay, I was about to be VERY SAD I didn't get cocktopus.

...and if that isn't a perfect porn title, I don't know what is.

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

I GOT YOUR COCKTOPUS RIGHT HERE BABY