Someone come nap with me.

[stoney321]

There's nothing like a cuddle nap, right? I AM SANS CUDDLING. (Sally is stinky, I don't want to cuddle the dog. She's due for the groomers.) So, so sleepy today.

I just looked down and saw that I still have mud on my hands from poking around in the garden this morning. I'm classy. Also, while looking into a flower bed, trying to remember where I planted some bulbs (to be lifted, divided, and replanted) a huge grasshopper jumped at me, I screamed and fell on my tush. So there's your laugh for the day, people jogging past. I Hate GRASSHOPPERS, in case you didn't know.

I spent an hour reblogging garden/forest pictures today instead of actually doing anything in my garden. I feel pretty good about that, too.

I want to write. My brain is sleepy, but I want to WRITE. Everyone take a moment to feel bad for flaming_muse for the convoluted dreck she'll be given to edit later today.

I had a random thought yesterday of writing a "Wings of Desire" type Klaine fic, which means WING FIC and I don't even know who I am anymore.

Seriously, someone come over, pull a blanket up over the two of us, order some delicious soup, and play with my hair until I fall asleep. I'm super good about not snoring or making gross wheen noises from my nostrils.

GO TO HEY DON'T JUDGE ME AND READ TEEN WOLF. And Dr. Who. And Torchwood. And Dexter. And Boardwalk Empire. Loads of goodies today! (No Hoarders - new ep next week.) The New Normal is on tonight, and I am happy about that. <3

[Hey: anyone else notice their LJ being weird? Or the wrong theme? Just me?]

Comments

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

I am so confused by Tumblr! I thought I was following you, but I wasn't? So now I am! Idek. Those pictures are so pretty though!

*curls up under blanket*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, Tumblr confuses me on occasion, too. (UGH, the inability to actually see everything tagged a specific thing is MADDENING.)

*tucks blanket under your feet* Now we need to get someone to bring us cheesy toasts and hot soups!

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

You can see everything tagged a specific thing! Just type whatever in the top right corner of your dashboard in the box where it says search tags. And then you can track it and all your tracked tags appear in a column down the right side of your dash and you can look at them any time you want! Or maybe I'm confused and that's not what you mean? If so, ignore me!

I could murder some cheesy toasts, ngl!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, I know how to search for tags, I'm saying that Tumblr doesn't actually GIVE YOU EVERYTHING under the tag. It's irritating. (I've had people say that they've tagged me, I don't see it at all, then I go to THEIR blog and there it is.)

Bah. But you are absolutely correct on how to search via tags.

I AM ABOUT TO MAKE CHEESY TOASTS because saying it made me want it.

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

Oh, right! I've often thought that's the case as well, and I wonder why stuff I tag doesn't show up in tracked tags, but then I thought that was maybe just a glitch/feature. Tumblr is so fucking irritating!

Nom nom nom :D

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

YES, I DO NOT LIKE TUMBLR!

How do you have a conversation?! You can't! It's like an echo chamber and I NEED CONVERSATIONS.

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. I think this means we're old? Apparently kids these days like shouting into the void.

I basically just use Tumblr as like ... an interactive photobucket? A place to save pretty pictures, some of which have amusing commentary. I still mostly talk to people here or in email.

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

We are SOOO old. And yes, I can see it as a photobucket and I DO like it when I get linked to just pics and things like that, but the second people go meta I go ... but but but but ....

Hahha and then I try to figure out how people are replying and saying stuff and I get very lost.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You CANNOT have conversations. It's crazy-making. I just like scrolling through pictures.

Fandoms are moving over there, and it makes me incredibly frustrated. No one comments, no dialogs are had, it's just very one-sided.

(But pictures! I do like that.)

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

Pictures can be very nice!!! I feel like it's a great place for squee, too, when you're just saying 'this is so great, it makes me feel THINGS" but the second you start trying to talk about what those THINGS are ....

I NEED FANDOMS TO BE WITH ME.

Sorry to barge in -

[(Anonymous)]

Just wanted to add two cents on the tumblr thing - while I do think its glitchy sometimes, only the first five tags of new posts go into tracked tags. And nothing reblogged, obviously, otherwise every post would be in there a thousand times.

Re: Sorry to barge in -

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Huh. I knew about the reblogged thing, but only the first 5 posts show up? That's lousy! If I'm tracking something that's popular (we'll say melty cheese, because who doesn't love melty cheese?) I want ALL THE MELTY CHEESE POSTS!

*sad faces*

Thanks for barging in, I quite like when that happens! :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Also, I sounded shitty just then. I didn't mean to be rude. I'm grumpy and hungry and you are delightful as always.

And I'll make you extra cheesy toasts. With fresh basil from the garden!

[fitofpique.livejournal.com]

What? No, you didn't! Or if you did I was oblivious, which is something I can often be counted on for! Hee!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ha, okay then. I now have a nice cup of Youthberry tea (omg, so good) and have plans to make a pasta with goat cheese, bacon and fresh basil for dinner, and that is making me VERY HAPPY. <3

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

I read a Glee wingfic and LOVED it!! But it was not Klaine, it was Kurt/PUck. But still. IT WAS WINGFIC!! With soul bonding and hurt/comfort. And seriously, who am I now, reading wingfic unironically?! YOUR TWIN.

AKA, I have also lost all sense of self and I think you should, too. GOOOO, WINGFIC. (hahahaha, Kurt on the Cheerios with wings = state championship. I am just pointing that out.)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, Kurt/Puck Wingfic!! Oh, if you have that link, it must be shared!

Ooooh, soul mate fics are all the rage (I'm actually writing one - have been for MONTHS because writing is stupid and dumb and smells.)

HEE - Kurt would fly to the top of the pyramid and do loop-de-loops! Sue Voice: OUTSTANDING.

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, there is just something about the juxtaposition of a super mundane source text and magical elements that can be DELIGHTFUL.

A Crash Course In Falling

It seriously made me giddy. And it is nice and long!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Hooray! *clappy hands of delight* I have afternoon reading sorted, then. <3

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

I am all sweaty and gross after my walk, so I am certainly not cuddleable. I'm probably right up there with Sally derg on the stink scale. Maybe I should look into a trip to the groomers.

I think I need a margarita and some fish tacos for dinner but I can't decide whether to make them or make the mister take me out for them. Decisions, decisions!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

You and Sally can have the finest in dog beds to snuggle in, then! :D

Oh man, margaritas and fish tacos are always a winner in my book. GO OUT FOR THEM - then you don't have to clean! *taps temple* I'm a thinker.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

But if I make a pitcher of margaritas at home we don't have to drive anywhere. I'm a thinker, too!

[thestoryofelle.livejournal.com]

I was just reading along, smiling, nodding, 'wow, I hate grasshoppers too' and then you hit me with this line:

I'm super good about not snoring or making gross wheen noises from my nostrils.

and I inhaled just that tiny bit of spit that makes you choke for no real reason and I sound like a dying walrus because oh my god, I totally make gross wheen noises from my nostrils when I sleep.

good lord, woman, you do know how to make me laugh. Thank you for that! :D

[elizardbits.livejournal.com]

lj has been fucked like whoa for a while now for me: login page saying i am not logged in but locked entries still appearing. i assume it is a cache issue or something but who the fuck knows.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I had a weird color scheme for a few hours this morning, and then it sorted itself out. And it kept me from replying to comments, too.

CUT IT THE FUCK OUT, LJ.

[christina morrison (from livejournal.com)]

I don't like anything that can flutter at me and maybe get into my hair. This includes grasshoppers, crickets, birds and some small children. I took the best nap today. One of those where you wake up sweaty and your face is jacked up from your pillow.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

THOSE ARE THE BEST KIND OF NAPS. And you're all disoriented and can't figure out what part of the day it is?

AWESOME. <3 (Hey, mama!)

[christina morrison (from livejournal.com)]

I had to immediatly go get the boys from school, so I looked extra fine with my red eyes, wrinkled face, nap drooled shirt and waddle.
It was a great nap, but I am still all tired. I need a drink.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

WING FIC OMG. I will catch up on the show to read this.