[personal profile] stoney321
1) I learned that shed hair (meaning, the "root" isn't there) only has mitochrondrial DNA in it, not nucleic (what would be in your blood, bone, tissues, etc) DNA.

2) I am attempting to make my own starter (like sourdough starter) with wild yeast in the air. This is day 1, so we'll see how it goes. Since yeast is everywhere, it stands to reason that eventually you can "capture" it and make your own starter. That's how our forebears did it, so I'm going off an old recipe from a cookbook found in Navoo in a Mormon settlement (where they lived before being pushed out to Utah.)

I have a few tablespoons of whole grain flour (I'm using spelt. If that fails, I'll use some rye.) mixed with a few tablespoons of fruit juice. I'll add that to the mix every day at the same time and see if I can't get some wee beasties to grow. I used to have starter from my grandma that was 30+ years old. Holy smokes, was that the best damn sourdough bread of your life...

3) I heard a clip of Tyler Hoechlin sighing the word "fuck" into a mic and now I'm pregnant. That is just how damn masculine that guy is. [I am not actually pregnant. But I would like to practice getting that way with him. DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD.]

4) The kids are back in school now (second week!) and I'm trying to get my footing on a routine again, and I have GOT to schedule time to write without distractions. It'll take me a few days to get the hang of it, but I need it. NEED.

5) I also need a way to become independently wealthy straight away. Feel free to offer me tips. (I already have "hooking" at the top of my list. Plus, who doesn't want to lay down on the job? Bonus: no need to buy a uniform.)

6) I WOULD LIKE TO GO SPEND SIX WEEKS TRAMPING AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE. Any country's side, really. Backside especially. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SPAIN *eyebrow waggle*

I might be going insane. Or I'm hungry. One of those things.

Date: 2013-09-03 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
It's been too long since we had a dose of random from you.

Date: 2013-09-03 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Hahahaha!!

I am in the most ridiculously good mood today, it's CRAZY. <3

Date: 2013-09-03 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondalto.livejournal.com
I think EVERYONE is pregnant from hearing that from Tyler. *sigh*

Date: 2013-09-03 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I love it when good boys do something naughty. LOVE. IT. *fans self*

Date: 2013-09-03 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brunettepet.livejournal.com
Your ridiculous mood of random is totally catching. I hope the pregnancy isn't.

I want six weeks tramping about anywhere but here. Hell it is hot and I am well sick of it.

Yay to school being back in session, myriad emails and phone calls not withstanding.

Date: 2013-09-03 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Don't listen to that link, then. Instant preggo. EVEN MPREG IS POSSIBLE. (hahaha)

Man, I have some serious wanderlust right now. Like I could reasonably head out the door with a fresh change of britches, my wallet, passport and phone and just happily tramp around where the wind takes me. WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THAT?

Date: 2013-09-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com
Why did I not know about this Tyler Hoechlin person? He makes my loins tremble.

Being a hooker sounds like too much work. I'd rather just be a kept woman. I am officially tired of working.

Date: 2013-09-03 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
OooooOooooh, R. Get thee to the Netflix and start watching Teen Wolf. You'll watch for the Tyler, and stay for the Dylan. *points to icon*

I would like to be a kept woman, too. I should have married an 80 year old with a trust fund and a bad ticker.

Date: 2013-09-04 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surly-sue.livejournal.com
That's hot.

So, hearing the expression of getting pregnant from a voice will always remind me of Sir Jorah, thanks to you. Check out Game of Thrones Epic Rap on You Tube.

There are several hilarious moments, but the part with Sir Jorah almost made me choke on my drink!

Date: 2013-09-04 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Yeah, that man slays me just by EXISTING, and then he does something like that? UNFAIR. ;)

AHHH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPIC RAP BATLTLE!!! <3 <3 <3

Date: 2013-09-04 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancetomato.livejournal.com
My hair is falling out at a rapid and worrying pace because of the extreme weight loss. At this rate I'll be bald by my wedding. Getting ready to start Rogaine.

Date: 2013-09-04 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
AHHH!!! Rogaine worked for my MiL after her many chemos and for my cousin who just started losing her hair for no known reason.

I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU, TOO. If only so you feel like the beautiful bride we already know you are. <3

Date: 2013-09-04 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycyndra.livejournal.com
6) I WOULD LIKE TO GO SPEND SIX WEEKS TRAMPING AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE. Any country's side, really. Backside especially. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SPAIN *eyebrow waggle*

This sounds like a good plan and I hope you can make it happen. =)

Date: 2013-09-04 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh yes, it would be AWESOME, but it's not going to happen! :D Stupid kids needing me to feed and clothe them and stupid college funds needing to be fed....

;)

Date: 2013-09-04 04:42 pm (UTC)
heresluck: (food geek)
From: [personal profile] heresluck
30+ year sourdough starter! Damn. Mine has passed the 13-year mark, but clearly I need to aim higher.

Date: 2013-09-04 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Mormon pioneers take that stuff seriously! :D 13 years is pretty dang impressive in my book, btw. Oooh, I bet that makes some good breadstuffs.

Date: 2013-09-05 03:22 am (UTC)
heresluck: (cooking)
From: [personal profile] heresluck
It makes EXCELLENT breadstuffs -- sandwich bread, country-style bread, oatmeal bread for toasting, biscuits, cherry rose rolls, apricot twists. Om nom nom.

Date: 2013-09-05 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com
I am also pregnant -- with multiples, because I listened multiple times.

E and I finished Season One last night, Season 2 starts for us tomorrow. Yay, kanima, crazy grandpa, leather triplets good time!!!

I would tramp through Europe with you! I'd snorkle Venice like a boss.

Date: 2013-09-07 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchygrrl.livejournal.com
I <3 your random :)
That Hoechlin clip, damn, that is all. I started watching Teen Wolf for him, but now I am irrationally fixated on Dylan because how can you not be.

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