[personal profile] stoney321
To defriend me, that is.

My cat is on the prowl again, which means today I found THREE dead bunnies in the backyard.

I wanted to take the kids' Easter baskets I bought today and put them next to a carcass, candies and plastic eggs scattered about.

I won't, but I thought about it. For an hour.
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Date: 2005-03-20 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com
::covers mouth and cackles in horrified glee:: That's awesome!

Date: 2005-03-20 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yin-again.livejournal.com
I'ma friend you twice!!

Date: 2005-03-20 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenstone-j.livejournal.com
*Evil laugh* That's just perfectly diabolical, and if you do give into temptation...promise to post a pic? *grin*

Date: 2005-03-20 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amontillado.livejournal.com

I laughed so hard I choked.

If I ever become a mama, I'm going to be just like you, Stoney :D.

Date: 2005-03-20 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buffyx.livejournal.com
I think I hurt myself laughing.

Can I [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes you?

Date: 2005-03-20 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julia-here.livejournal.com
Ma petite choux, if you think I'm going to defriend you over a bunny-eating cat, you got the wrong gardener.

Elvyra lives on because she thins the bunny population. When they built the apartments across the road they drove out the Great Horned Owl, and the red tails won't hunt close to the house. The coyotes prefer pet food, which clueless suburbanites think is ooky and so keep on their porches... I've lost young magnolias, and middle aged roses, to the stupid rabbits, and think a cat is quite the thing.

Of course, Moose was the perfect rabbit and gopher cat, because he had no interest in birds. His daddy was a huge blue-point part manx stray that I called The Rabbit God; both of them could take down full sizes adult rabbits.

Julia, miss my Moosecat

Date: 2005-03-20 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com
What the little hunter you have. My dogs once caught a skunk, and killed it. Let's just say I made the hubby come home and deal with that carcass. The stupid dogs didn't even get sprayed. These dogs were kinda psycho though. My cats have never caught anything because they're inside cats. I bet my Samantha would have if I would have let her out while she was alive.

::snort:: You wouldn't? No, you would. Look like they OD'd on Easter? Sometimes I wonder about you, lady. That's probably why we all like you so much.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I'm wrong.

*hangs head in shame*
*giggles while I'm there*

Date: 2005-03-20 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Heee!!

That's cuz yer baddirtywrong too, and I LOVE it!

Date: 2005-03-20 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Oh, these bunnies are barely recognizable. The cat is EVIL. (Which is why she is lovely)

And my kids would cry. Hmmm. PERHAPS I WILL.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Well, if you've learned anything about me, it's that I enjoy shattering the myths of childhood.

Ha! I'm HORRIBLE.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
I'm working on a story when my son hits puberty. He was a howler monkey we adopted and trained to speak. But when he turns 13, he has to go back to the zoo. THE SPELL IS BROKEN.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
You can do whatever you like.

*braces self for anmal lovers to be sickened*

Date: 2005-03-20 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Well, the anticipated defriending was more about me dressing the carcasses up to resmeble the Easter bunny post-fateful meeting with DarthAnne.

What makes it ESPECIALLY CRUEL (and therefore, funnier in my sick brain) is that we started Peter Cotontail as a bedtime story for the 3 year old.

And I love me a good cat with strong instincts and the ability to follow through.

*admires my crop of borage, spinach and lettuce - untouched by the grace of my cat*

Date: 2005-03-20 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Gah. Skunk carcass. I think I'm the only one on planet earth, but I love skunks. So funny, so filled with love and need. They'll cross the busiest street to get to their lady-loves...

Um, the idea was to create a horrible tableau of Easter Bunny on his way with the kids' baskets, but our cat killed him. Kind of a "Santa was hit by a bus, so Christmas is cancelled" type joke.

I am broken inside. Don't look at me!! I'm hideous!!

Date: 2005-03-20 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com
You evil......sick......twisted

When I was a little girl, growing up on the farm, it was my city girl raised mother who made fun of our farm raised father for getting too attached to the animals. We had cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, turkeys, peacock; just about everything.

One night we were eating supper and everyone was talking about how good the meat was. My brother said, "It taste so good, but it's not chicken is it?" My father looked down at the plate and said, "Oh my god, Paula, I can't believe you. It's almost Easter!" He dumped his plate in the trash and stormed out of the house.

Yep, she cooked two of our rabbits. In her defense, they weren't pets, and were raised to be shown, sold, or slaughtered, but my dad thought they should have gotten a reprieve for Easter.

He won't eat mutton to this day because our sheep were too cute, and he couldn't stand the idea of killing them. He stopped raising them and rabbits for show, profit, or slaughter for that very reason. He was an odd farmboy, that's for sure.

Actually, he wouldn't allow any animal we'd raise to be eaten by our family. If he knew about it. I'm sure my mother sneaked in a chicken or two.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikendru.livejournal.com
For an hour? Okay, that part is just . . . I have no words!

*runs away, giggling hysterically, to nominate [livejournal.com profile] stoney321 at the next Republican 'Mother of the Year' banquet*

Date: 2005-03-20 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buffyx.livejournal.com
Done! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/2761348.html)

Date: 2005-03-20 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
See, a big problem with me is that I'll almost ALWAYS go for the joke. Comedians are the cruelest people on earth. THE CRUELEST!!

*cries, steals your purse while you get me a tissue*

My middle kid would laugh, the others would never speak to me again.

Hmmmmmm...

Date: 2005-03-20 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
My grandpa DELIBERATELY served my dad his 4-H projects to remind him that life was cheap on a farm. My dad still won't eat lamb to this day.

(Um, you get that I was going to dress the carcass up like it WAS the Easter Bunny and our cat killed it? Is that too horrible for a normal person such as yourself? I'M HORRIBLE!!!)

Oh, and PEACOCK?? My dream is to have a farm with horses and peacocks. One day...

Date: 2005-03-20 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com
*defriends*
*lies*
*cackles gleefully at your brain*

Date: 2005-03-20 07:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zyrya
I wish LJ had an extra-friending facility, because you'd qualify on every level.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msanborn.livejournal.com
that rocks...

like

so hard.

Date: 2005-03-20 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poshcat.livejournal.com
SO FUNNY!

A columnist in our local paper once said that whenever his dad had to choose between right and wrong - he'd go for whatever was funniest. That is you all over. ::loves::

Plus, you got meta-quoted! You're famous!

Date: 2005-03-20 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com
Not as much as your icon!

*oogles the hilarity*
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