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stoney321To defriend me, that is.
My cat is on the prowl again, which means today I found THREE dead bunnies in the backyard.
I wanted to take the kids' Easter baskets I bought today and put them next to a carcass, candies and plastic eggs scattered about.
I won't, but I thought about it. For an hour.
My cat is on the prowl again, which means today I found THREE dead bunnies in the backyard.
I wanted to take the kids' Easter baskets I bought today and put them next to a carcass, candies and plastic eggs scattered about.
I won't, but I thought about it. For an hour.
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Date: 2005-03-20 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 07:10 pm (UTC)*hangs head in shame*
*giggles while I'm there*
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Date: 2005-03-20 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 07:11 pm (UTC)That's cuz yer baddirtywrong too, and I LOVE it!
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Date: 2005-03-20 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 07:12 pm (UTC)And my kids would cry. Hmmm. PERHAPS I WILL.
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:12 pm (UTC)Ha! I'm HORRIBLE.
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Date: 2005-03-20 06:08 pm (UTC)I laughed so hard I choked.
If I ever become a mama, I'm going to be just like you, Stoney :D.
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 06:14 pm (UTC)Can I
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:14 pm (UTC)*braces self for anmal lovers to be sickened*
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Date: 2005-03-20 06:24 pm (UTC)Elvyra lives on because she thins the bunny population. When they built the apartments across the road they drove out the Great Horned Owl, and the red tails won't hunt close to the house. The coyotes prefer pet food, which clueless suburbanites think is ooky and so keep on their porches... I've lost young magnolias, and middle aged roses, to the stupid rabbits, and think a cat is quite the thing.
Of course, Moose was the perfect rabbit and gopher cat, because he had no interest in birds. His daddy was a huge blue-point part manx stray that I called The Rabbit God; both of them could take down full sizes adult rabbits.
Julia, miss my Moosecat
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:16 pm (UTC)What makes it ESPECIALLY CRUEL (and therefore, funnier in my sick brain) is that we started Peter Cotontail as a bedtime story for the 3 year old.
And I love me a good cat with strong instincts and the ability to follow through.
*admires my crop of borage, spinach and lettuce - untouched by the grace of my cat*
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Date: 2005-03-20 06:36 pm (UTC)::snort:: You wouldn't? No, you would. Look like they OD'd on Easter? Sometimes I wonder about you, lady. That's probably why we all like you so much.
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:19 pm (UTC)Um, the idea was to create a horrible tableau of Easter Bunny on his way with the kids' baskets, but our cat killed him. Kind of a "Santa was hit by a bus, so Christmas is cancelled" type joke.
I am broken inside. Don't look at me!! I'm hideous!!
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:23 pm (UTC)When I was a little girl, growing up on the farm, it was my city girl raised mother who made fun of our farm raised father for getting too attached to the animals. We had cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, turkeys, peacock; just about everything.
One night we were eating supper and everyone was talking about how good the meat was. My brother said, "It taste so good, but it's not chicken is it?" My father looked down at the plate and said, "Oh my god, Paula, I can't believe you. It's almost Easter!" He dumped his plate in the trash and stormed out of the house.
Yep, she cooked two of our rabbits. In her defense, they weren't pets, and were raised to be shown, sold, or slaughtered, but my dad thought they should have gotten a reprieve for Easter.
He won't eat mutton to this day because our sheep were too cute, and he couldn't stand the idea of killing them. He stopped raising them and rabbits for show, profit, or slaughter for that very reason. He was an odd farmboy, that's for sure.
Actually, he wouldn't allow any animal we'd raise to be eaten by our family. If he knew about it. I'm sure my mother sneaked in a chicken or two.
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:32 pm (UTC)(Um, you get that I was going to dress the carcass up like it WAS the Easter Bunny and our cat killed it? Is that too horrible for a normal person such as yourself? I'M HORRIBLE!!!)
Oh, and PEACOCK?? My dream is to have a farm with horses and peacocks. One day...
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:23 pm (UTC)*runs away, giggling hysterically, to nominate
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:30 pm (UTC)*cries, steals your purse while you get me a tissue*
My middle kid would laugh, the others would never speak to me again.
Hmmmmmm...
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:36 pm (UTC)*lies*
*cackles gleefully at your brain*
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Date: 2005-03-20 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 07:41 pm (UTC)like
so hard.
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Date: 2005-03-20 08:03 pm (UTC)*oogles the hilarity*
*grin*
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Date: 2005-03-20 07:50 pm (UTC)A columnist in our local paper once said that whenever his dad had to choose between right and wrong - he'd go for whatever was funniest. That is you all over. ::loves::
Plus, you got meta-quoted! You're famous!
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Date: 2005-03-20 08:05 pm (UTC)ALWAYS go for the joke. The ONE lesson my mother taught me...
*cries in sleep*
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Date: 2005-03-20 08:27 pm (UTC)That's great! There will be no defriending!
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:32 pm (UTC)*buys us drinks, and salutes the greatness that is the twain*
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Date: 2005-03-20 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 10:33 pm (UTC)But DarthAnne NEEDS to kill, Sue! She piled up their cottontails underneath the THUNDERDOME for me to find. Ahh!!!
*sobs*
I kilt the Easter Bunny!
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Date: 2005-03-20 09:13 pm (UTC)Today, at work, this kid asked her mother some obnoxious question.
I wanted to yell out "Because Santa isn't real, your teddy bear secretly hates you, and your parents regret ever having you."
Instead I hid behind the counter and laughed until my stomach hurt.
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:33 pm (UTC)*dance of glee*
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Date: 2005-03-20 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 10:34 pm (UTC)...
MOM?!?
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Date: 2005-03-20 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 10:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 10:35 pm (UTC)I AM cool! just ask anyone around here!
*pays flist off liek whoa*
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:14 pm (UTC)Ok, that is hilarious. You uh, don't know me but I couldn't not comment. That sounds like something my grandmother would do...
*dies some more*
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:36 pm (UTC)I've seen you about! I am wrong. So, so very wrong. Which makes me fun.
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:35 pm (UTC)You're right though, comedians really are the cruelest people.
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Date: 2005-03-20 10:37 pm (UTC)Evil, the whole lot. I've dated enough to know.
*eyes you, uses mildly threatening icon*
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Date: 2005-03-20 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-21 06:20 am (UTC)[/evil]
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Date: 2005-03-21 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-21 06:20 am (UTC)Hee hee!
<-------Happy Easter, Children!
Date: 2005-03-21 04:21 am (UTC)Re: <-------Happy Easter, Children!
Date: 2005-03-21 06:21 am (UTC)IT WOULD.
*does it*