A Poll!! And a hilarious link. Would I lie?

[stoney321]

I have consulted my calendar and realize that my offer of having people out to stay at my house and see Star Wars Episode III was off by a week. Mainly: if we push it ahead, we have the bonus of everyone who goes to Gay Rodeo with crazydiamondsue can carpool down to my place, and bonus of kids having a sleep over, which means:

Kegger! We can get trashed Sunday night, stay up watching the SW marathon all night, then go see the flick in the morning of Monday, May 30. DUDE!! So much fun can be had. (this is extended to my and Sue's flist only. Unless I know you , you know?) So now: POLL.

[Poll #477561]
Now. I am incredibly happy that this guy is my dad's friend. For the love of God, check out the Latter Day Saints link. Or any of them. When you're there, right click, save as.

Last: for those that had kind thoughts re: my kid, the brat child is moving to a new school in less than 35 days, the teacher is on it, and I have the "Oh, Shit" paddle ready to go if anyone messes with my kid. Luff you ALL.

[ETA] I DON'T LIVE IN WACO, JULIA. >:| Hee hee!!
[ETA2] Best. Text fill-ins. Ever. My flist is the BEST!!

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Hooray for the kid! This is good news.

I am so bummed that I cannot come and finally meet you at the Star Wars Party. Explanation in poll comments, mostly I'll be out of the country.

Let's see, what are the odds? Free trip out of the country? Invitation to do anything, interesting, ever? Two small probabilities. Multiply to find probability of both happening at once. Oh, look, pigs flying by, how about that?

DAMN.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAHHH!! But. Now I can FINALLY play snowball toss in hell, so there's that.

But seriously: how often do you come up this way? It will happen. IT WILL HAPPEN. *practices dark arts, stops when evil words swoop up my arms*

And how friggin' exciting for you!! (That is one of my dream destinations, BTW.)

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

I'm glad your kid is going to a new school, honey. :D

I so wish I could come to the Star Wars Party, but it's not possible for the moment. *pouts*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No, no, not my child. THE EVIL HELL-SPAWN is being forced to move and start over. Ha ha!!

How freaking AWESOME would it be to finally be on the same continent, Mari? I would hold on and never let GO!!!

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

BEER!!

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

*lol* I think I was more than a bit confused then. ;)

Yeah, it would be awesome. Some day, Laura, some day.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

And Mojitos!!! And sundry other beverages!! And SNACKS!! And a magic bed! AND MEEEEEEE!!!!!

*explodes*

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

SNORF! Hey, Julia, you thought she lived in WACO??? Why, that would be ludicrous. Unthinkable. As ludicrous as imagining her living in, um, UTAH!

Except she did that, didn't she?

mmmm. pat slinks away....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

One religious town is enough for a lifetime.

you wanting to lose your drinking privledges? Is that what you're trying to tell me??

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Bigger folk than you have tried -- and failed -- to take away my drinking privileges!

*when we do get together, I will tell you about evil exhusband #2*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE!! I shall tell you of Mr. Stoney the Prior, he of 6'8", 280 semi-pro basketball playing good looking, but ultimately EVILness.

You say when, baby. (time) and (place)

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

Damnit! Stupid west coast of Canada! *grumble grumble* I AM secretly jealous...about missing a good time!

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

[ETA] I DON'T LIVE IN WACO, JULIA. >:| Hee hee!!

I know that. It's just a conclusion I came to reading something Sue said somewhere today. I thought you should know.

I've been in Waco in December, when it was 15^oF in the daytime, and I've been there in February when it was 80^oF and I couldn't buy a swimsuit anywhere because it wasn't swimming season (despite the fact theat I can buy a suit up here any time of year, at the same brand store).

It's soured me.

Julia, rambling and trying to recover from strenuous gardening with nephew assistance.

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

I have not been to Utah, and now that Uncle Charlie is dead I can't imagine a reason to go there.

Julia, on the other hand, Utah has pretty much come to me, anymore.

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

I have never heard myself snore, but people have told me I do. Since it never wakes me up, I don't know how bad it is. If you're worried, I can sleep on the porch.

Whether I'm able to come or not depends on when graduate school starts and when I finish my library's damn inventory.

Thanks for the invite.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

How the hell did you solve your own problem? Voodoo dolls or something? Problem solved, kids are happy. Yay for Stoney. Cool mom.

Star Wars. ::sigh:: Too bad I live all the way over in Arnie territory. But I'm sure we'll have our own party.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

First time on LJ in days! Wooooot!!!

Girl, my nails are purty! However, I dumbassed out on the drive home (plus I was discussing things of the queer folk nature with Vinnie) and drove straight to my old house. Pulled up in the drive in everything. Vinnie laughed her ass off.

THUNDERDOME^TM!!! Mojitos!!! Magic bed!!! VINNIE!!! Grille ala Mr. Stoney (or so I hope.) THRILLER DANCE!!! Star Wars!!! Okay, I'm done.

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

This "Star Wars" of which you speak. Is a spinoff of Star Trek?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

They have this thing called a "plane." Because it is SO gonna be worth it.

*grumbles with you*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes, I share your hatred of Waco. But DFW... See, I'M here. And there are more trees.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG, you can sleep on the THUNDERDOME™!!!

*crosses fingers*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*sings*
You're leavin'... on a jet plane... To come party with Ston-ay again.

It rhymed. Problem solved by: evil child being forced to new school (redistricting) and by Super Awesome Teacher who is re-structuring clas to get my kid with better, more fun kids but not looking like there was a reason.

Oh, and because this child will have a note attached to her file when she transfers about her bullying. Heh heh.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YESH!! YESH!!! And more... so much more. All of it! We can all crash on teh THUNDERDOME™ and play "Truth or Dare" and put people's bras in the freezer and do karaoke!!

Or, you know, sit on the patio, relax, enjoy people's company...

OMG: I'm learning how to do a flip! My friend (the one I was waiting on yesterday?) TAUGHT ME HOW!! but I'm skeert to try it without her. THUNDERDOME™!!!

I am so gonna Thriller Dance the WHOLE TIME.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yes. And not a very good one.

*ptooey*
Watch it!!

TK421 - Why are you not at your post? TK421, can you read me?

(I'm so glad you liked the icons!! That makes me LAUGH!!)

[julia-here.livejournal.com]

DFW also has some buildings designed by people who were having WAY too much fun with their CAD programs. What's the one that looks as if it were crochetted?

Julia, also, malls with swans in ponds. Unusual!