Good morning! Can you spare an mp3?

[stoney321]

I have searched high and low for three days for my mp3 of a Prince song that is VITAL to my life. I had a copy, it's wiggidty-wack, no worky, and I searched all over the interwebs for a new version, and the things that came up on my searches frightened me. A mix of hardcore porn or religious music. I abandoned the search.

I turn to you, o flist of greatness. Wouldest thou spare unto me, thine own servant, a copy of Prince's Pussy Control? And unto thee shalt I bless you with divers gifts, even unto eternal gratitude, thus sayeth the Stoney.
If thou shalt come unto me bearing gifts of mp3, it shalt be delivered unto my servant: morrisona [at] sbcglobal [dot] net.

What? It's Sunday. Oh. I have some Deep South flisters: And thou shalt WEEP and WAIL unto the missing of this song, and EVIL and PESTILENCE shall OVERCOME thee, shouldest thou not heed my plea, thus sayeth the LORD, and for those who in their WICKEDNESS do not help thine flister shall SORES and DEATH be thrust upon thine HEAD and thy children and thy children's children, for I am a JEALOUS god. And whosoever delivered unto ME Prince's song PUSSY CONTROL shalt I deliver from DAMNATION.

Didn't you know already that I'm going to the Special Hell? See you there! (and thanks, by the way, if you have it.)

[ETA] Got it: my flist rulz da skoolz

Comments

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Did you get "Girlfriend In A Coma" all right?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Man, I suck. I'm so, so sorry for not letting you know: I GOT IT. Thank you VERY MUCH!!

*hangs head in shame*

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I've got it, but while I"m getting it and before I put it up on you send it, lemme introduce you to limewire -- www.limewire.com.

It's free, it's decent, it's fast, doesn't have a lot of the problems normally associated with kazaa and I loves it muchly.

Yousendit file coming soon :)

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OoooooOooooh. THANK YOU!! I am SICK of kazaa, and my 1search prog pulls up 4000 files that are not even associated with the song (which is why I muddled thru 2000 religious songs - Prince of Peace, I assume)

And I've dl'd, thank you thank you!

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Emailing direct to you! Lemme know when you've got it dled, so I can remove it from YSI's servers?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Gah. Yes, breath, yes. So grood, the music.

You know how we do. Hey. Drop it like it's hot. Like it's fucking on fire.

Lordgod

(BTW: I love you. So much. Feel that? It's my love. Coming atcha.) Falaya.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Have you got WinMX? It's not extensive when it comes to rarer shit, but it's a decent back up.

*spits on Kazaa*

Special Hell is the best Hell of all....

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

Hey Stoney!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Love,
Jules
PS:I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE

[zyrya]

Hee! Fantastic way to start Monday morning :D

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Laura, you have GOT to check out henryr's journal. His latest post will take you to a vid that will totally crack you up. Follow Henry's advice and swallow beverage before clicking.

By the way, in case you don't know, Henry is ponders_life's "illegal husband," as she likes to call him.

[mskakaako.livejournal.com]

I don't have that song, but I have the very dirty "Kielbasa" by Tenacious D.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

HEE!! I'm all over Jack Black like black spots on a banana.

Talked to Mr. S more today about Vancouver. Mmmm. Mid-July. *crosses fingers, toes, eyes, pancreas*