In which I bounce from joy to cramping

[stoney321]

Can someone get down here and punch my uterus? You know, to make it quit hurting me? I'd do it for you...

My stoopid interwebnet kept crapping out on me yesterday, so there are many things I have missed. But I have a massive To Do list for today, so probably the missed things are gone forever...

Happy things: awesome music downloaded yesterday while the web was friendly. So, so happy, my ears are today. Yesterday Emily and I were getting DOWN with some Hindi dance music. I got the band (B21) that played at the wedding in Bend it Like Beckham and uploaded for your listening pleasure. WARNING: you will bounce your shoulders up and down and rock out. TURN IT UP.

(B21 - Darshan)
(mirror, in case the first runs out)

Now I go off in search of chocolate-covered salt licks. *punches own uterus to no effect*

Comments

[zyrya]

Aww, poor baby. ::massages you::

Thanks for the song! It's very dance-around-the-study.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

*purrs* I'm going to go for a long walk and s t r e t c h. That should help some.

Isn't that song the bounciest, shoulder moving music? Are ya nodding your head? :-D

[dusty273.livejournal.com]

Awww, honey, I'm so sorry you're feeling like that, too. *hugs you and hands you a chamomile tea*

I loved the song, I can't turn it up since I'm at the office but I will once I get home. :D

*hugs you again*

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

It's always the worst on the first day. Exercise helped some. Mmmm. Tea.

You and the girls will be dancing all over the house later!!

*hugs you, too*

[sangueuk.livejournal.com]

sorry about your poor tummy :::makes you pastina like mamma make:::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

aaaaarrrrrghhhhhhhgrhhhhh

MMMM. Yes, please. food = friend today.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I have been trying to email you that stupid Elvis song for days and it won't work! YSI keeps telling me it can't find it, and yet I open itunes, and there it is! Argh!!!

I have NOTHING to report. My life is like custard at this point - thick, bland, sticky and nothing you want to be stuck in the middle of. Bleah.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

No worries. I got it on the dl, so don't spend any more time on it. Did you download the kick ass Indian music? It's so grood.

I hate my period. I want a hot pad and some nachos and a coke and a margarita and a brownie bottom sundae and chips and salsa and canteloupe and for someone to punch my fucking uterus and be it's BOSS.

You going home at the normal time? I need phone Sue-age. Gotta run some errands, hopefully involving a plate of fajita nachos, then Imma spam you. SPAM. YOU.

Listen to the song. Tell me you LOVE IT. Suuuuuuueeeee.....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Uterus mutiny? Check, me too. Missed a huge amount of fic and posts yesterday? Check, me too (though not due to the interwebnet, but because I was struggling with technology, argh).

Rocking out to B21? ::downloads:: Soooooon.

::punches your uterus:: Now do me.

it's like we're all synching up....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

FUCKING PUNCH.

*then makes it better by rubbing your owie lower back with hot rocks*

And HELLO!! Long time no see (your userID)

Music is making my day sooooo much better today. (Right now? Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.)

Re: it's like we're all synching up....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

You're right about the B21 song. It rocks, and I've always been a sucker for heavy percussion of any kind. Whee!

I've been in a non-commenty phase recently. It happens every now and again, where I'm content to sit back, put my feet up, and watch LJ go by. Zzzzzz. :o)

Re: it's like we're all synching up....

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

My theme song is "Heavy Metal Drummer" by Wilco. "She fell in love with a drummer, another and another.... She fell in love."

I'm ALL over the percussion.

Do you know that in a few short months, I'll be out your way? Buying you a drink? WITH DOVIL??

*takes a twitchy nap*

Re: it's like we're all synching up....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Have you guys finalized the dates of the trip? I'm SO bad with email...

[somecandytalkin.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to get the music to download, dammit. My computer is spazzing.

::sends you salty chocolate and hey, wait! I'm closest, I think. Shall I come by and teach that mofo a thing or too? Learn it on up?

Ack rite, Stoney's uterus!

::Pets you and hopes you feel betterer::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Yo, muh-muh-muh-my utuhRUS! you best be listenin to my girl up there! She gone buss a cap in yo... ass. Crap.

I have salt, I have chocolate, and I have a Coke. Fuck the diet today.

*kicks your computer* That hep ya a bit?

[paynbow.livejournal.com]

*punch* Stupid uterus! Mmm...chocolate-covered salt licks...

Thanks for the tune!

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YESH!! Music. Makes the people. Come together.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

When you find that person to take care of your uterus, send them my way? Thanks.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

OMG. I'm serious: we are all synching up.

[/spooked]

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I think that's pretty impossible considering that some of us are on birth control, which controls the timing and makes it impossible. Don't worry, our uteri aren't trying to take over the world. Well, maybe...

[anelith.livejournal.com]

I adore this song! You know how I love any song that makes me wanna dance, right? Is this from a compilation album? Tell me the details, oh music guru. And what is the song you're listening to, Heavy Bhangra?

Various parts of your body are in revolt, aren't they? Not long ago it was dem bones, now it's the uterus. I'm starting to suspect a conspiracy...

Chamomile tea? Tastes nasty, supposedly good for you.

ANNE!!! I love seeing your name pop up.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

I've been looking for that song for a spell. It's from "Bend it Like Beckham," from the wedding. (A terrific movie, if you haven't seen it - family fun) And HeavyBhangra.com is a streaming radio station I get on WinAmp. Do you have WinAmp? It's free, if not. You can click on Media List and select "Streaming Radio" and get a TON of radio stations from all over the world.

THERE IS A CONSPIRACY. *eyes myself* No, the bones were achey from moving a couple hundred pounds of manure into my garden, plus taking all of the rocks along the edge, rearranging them and making them level, and you know: hard labor. I'm looking forward to menopause.

Chocolate works, too. :-D

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

I'm with vicious on that. If you do (by some miracle) find somebody who will cure uterus problemos, send 'em my way, too.

::makes you some tea::

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Everyone's talking about the tea! Looks like I'm heading back to the store...

Too bad they've taken Bextra off the shelves. It worked on cramps like a CHAMP. *points to Coach icon*

I'm going to piss off a bull and hope he bucks and gets me in the lower abdomen.

[julissak01.livejournal.com]

Everyone's talking about the tea! Looks like I'm heading back to the store...

Lol. You have seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, right? What Windex is to Tula's dad, tea is to my mom.

Me: Mom? I have stomach cramps. I think I'm going to throw up.
Mom: Oh, honey! Here! (shoves a cup of tea into my hands) Drink some, and then throw up. It will help! ::nods sagely::
Me:: ::grimaces::

I'm going to piss off a bull and hope he bucks and gets me in the lower abdomen.

Hee! That just sounds like suicide. I've a feeling your abdomen won't be the only thing that will receive a good kickin'. Why don't you ask a professional boxer? I'm sure their aim's a bit more accurate...