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Aug. 6th, 2004 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoney321More things I'm doing instead of cleaning my house for my mother in law:
Reading McSweeny's!!
BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey
Lightly flicking the monkey
Rhythmically washing the monkey
Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug
Spanking the monkey with a vibrator
Gently pinching the monkey
Happy Friday! I'll drink one for ya, if you don't have one already!
